(This is long but I honestly love this scenario)

Idk, Some annoying kid: Because youre a gay little shit that would suck anyone's dic-

Milo: *handing Stargazer a waterlily* Oh? Got 20 bucks? We can head to the bathroom if you're so interested on my techniques.

The jerk: Ew, What the fu-

Milo: *shrugging* What? I only give free blowjobs to the ones that give it back, But I think your gag reflex to so bad that you wouldn't be able to take it.

The jerk: N-No, Why the fuck would I do that?!

Milo: *standing up* Youre the one that implied I'd suck anyone's dick, It seems like an easy way to make money, Unless you wanna stay a fucking virgin your entire high school life because of your damn toxic fragile masculinity, I mean you don't even take showers, You use axe body spray like that'll help but you smell like shit anyways because you're too insecure of seeming gay that you don't even wipe your ass after going to the bathroom!

Sapp: *running into the hallway* GUYS MILO'S CLAPPING BACK!

The jerk: O-Oh yeah? Well you play with flowers!

Milo: Because it's calm way to relieve stress, You play video games and get mad when a better girl gamer kicks your ass! I make beautiful bouquets that make girls swoon over me!

The jerk: I make girls swoon over the way that I flirt!

Milo: 'Ay mami lemme hit that' Is fucking gross! If you wanna make girls swoon, clean your act up and be more respectful! Oh, I bet you haven't seen the way some girls talk about me!

The jerk: Oh really? How do they talk about you then?

Milo: Lemme step back to last week, Your girlfriend paid me 20 bucks to eat her out and she was shaking afterwards, I heard her exact words to her friends 'He ate me out better than my boyfriend, My shorts are so wet, Oh my god, I want to be with him if he can do this and be so cute!'

The jerk: Liar! My girlfriend did not pay you 20 bucks!

Milo: Oh, So you agree that I ate her out like a pro? I had to change shirts and act like I took a shower because I made her squirt!

Sapp: *laughing* guys this is fucking great

Zane: But he's saying all those things, What do half of them mean??

Stargazer: *taking notes*

Milo: So next time you go down on her, Remember that I made her tremble, She had to cover her mouth to make sure no one heard us! So fuck off, Asshole, I'm 20 times better than you and you know it!

Dante: *in the front of the crowd* I think I'm in love with that flower loving werewolf..

Milo: So, Leave me the fuck alone or else I'll call your ass out again, Please and thank you. If anyone has 20 bucks with them, I'll be at the school garden to relieve stress.

Sapp: FUCK YEAH MILO, YOU CLAPPED BACK!!

(Another reason 'The baby has a knife' joke is revolved around Milo-)