Travis: Are you a top or a bottom?

Sapp: A THREAT TO SOCIETY.

Travis: An angry short bottom, Got it.

***

Dante: What's an extreme sport you've played?

Stargazer: Pretending not to be drinking realgar wine in front of Laurance.

***

Milo: As our leader, Stargazer Ro'Meave, once said

Milo: Get fucked.

Stargazer: I have never once said that.

***

*loud thuds*

Sapp: *walking into the room*

Zane: What was that?

Sapp: A box falling down the stairs.

Zane: That sounded a lot heavier than a box.

Sapp: *big smile* Diamond was in it!

***

Milo: What about us? I told you I would leave you if you did this. You cheater, You absolute cheater! I never want to see your disgusting face ever again! Disgusting. Revolting. I have to see your face everyday from now on.

Em: *holding Milo back from Dante* It's just Uno! It's a game!

Milo: HE MADE ME TAKE SIXTEEN CARDS, THE LITTLE BITC-

***

Stargazer: My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and listen to me.

Em: Too unrealistic.

Sapp: Stick to bondage like the rest of us.

***

*phone ringing*

Dante: Aww, That must be your boyfriend.

Lucinda: Yeah, It is. *answering the phone* Hey Milo.

Dante: *shocked pikachu face*

***

MCD (mostly inspired by Criminal Minds)

Gene: Pick someone to die.

Milo: No.

Gene: You must.

Milo: Never.

Gene: You have to!

Milo: Fine! Laurance Zvhal.

*different location, Watching the kidnapping*

Laurance: What in the-

Sapp: Oh shit.

Milo: He bullies me, calls me stupid and left me to be attacked a graveyard!

Gene: Laurance, Huh?

Laurance: Wait.. That, HE'S IN A GRAVEYARD-

***

Travis: Ever talked with someone who always proves they're smarter than you?

Laurance: *gesturing to Em and Stargazer* Everyday.

***

Dante: Where's mom and dad?

Zane: Sapp and Laurance are getting snacks.

Milo: I like how we all agree Sapp and Laurance are the mom and dad friends.

***

Milo: Dante, It's Milo, Can I come in?

Dante: Don't come in! Laurance is naked!

Laurance: what

Dante: *laughing* What? I couldn't say I was naked, He would've busted the door open.