(Got the idea from a tiktok-)

Em, jokingly: As you know, We have all new employees take a lie detector test before joining.

Milo: *sitting down with a nod*

Em: So if you don't mind, We're going to begin with a couple of control questions.

Milo: Shouldn't I be hooked up to something?

Shinso: With the old system yes, But with the new lie detector 3000, It's programmed to go off when you tell a lie

Milo: *holding a small hand sized black device*

Bakugo: Tell an obvious lie

Milo: Grass is blue

*beep*

Milo: I'm a tall black man

*beep*

Milo: I've never seen Jershey Shore

*beep*

Milo: I love it

Uraraka: Now tell a truth to we can calibrate it!

Milo: Umm, I have a 12 inch dick?

Shinso: That's kinda weird, It should've gone off

Milo, tilting his head: Why?

Em: Because there's no way you-

Milo: I have a 12 inch dick. It might be 13-

*beep*

Milo: Nope, Guess it's 12.

Uraraka: Wait.. Seriously?

***

*Among Us*

Milo: People! There is an imposter among us!

Em: Obviously-

Milo: I know who the imposter is but Milo ain't no snitch!

***

*everyone joining a discord call*

Milo: *wearing the bunny girl outfit*

Bakugo: *blushing and bursting into laughter*

Shinso: *who hasn't seen Milo yet* What is-..

Em: MILO LOOK AT YOU KING

Emma: YAS CUTE

Ginger: Aw!

***

Denki: Yeah I'm romantic!

Bakugo: What-

Denki: Robust

Em: Denks, are you ok?

Denki: Oh yeaaah

Milo: He's having a mental breakdown

Denki: Madly in love

Em: Aww HEY

Denki: *slapping Em's ass* ASS

Em: ow..

Denki: *little dance* Na nanana~

Emma: Is he.. Short circuiting?

Denki: Tight as fuck!

Shinso: I just want a normal day

Denki: IRRESISTIBLE

Milo: Denki-

Denki: *turning to Em, hand phone to his ear* Call me?

***

Shinso: *killing Milo in Among Us*

*few minutes later*

Milo: AY YO, WHAT THE FUCK MY GUY *holding a red lightsaber*

Shinso: HOLY SHIT-

***

feistyprincess1