So i scroll through my recommendations, right???

And i see a fanfic, right???

I read the first few sentences, right???

And???

I???

Know???

Its???

The???

Same???

As???

Others???

I mean you're copying other authors.

And i know it'll be the same thing every time.

'I MOVE TO A NEW CITY!!! IM!!! SO!!! EXCITED!!!'

'OMG OMG OMG!!! HOT!!! GUYS!!!'

'HE KISSED ME ON THE FIRST DATE????'

'AHHH, HE LIKES ME TOO???'

'SO DOES HE???'

'AND HIM???'

'OMG!'

'EVERY!!! GUY!!! HAS!!! A!!! CRUSH!!! ON!!! ME!!!'

'HE IS PERFECT FOR ME. HES SO HOT AND KIND'

'I KNOW WE SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING BUT FUCK IT'

'AHHHH?!?!?! IM PREGNANT?!?!'

'HES PROPOSING!!! OMG OMG OMG YES'

are

you

fucking

joking

SKRRT SKRRT BITCH.

I LIKE CREATIVITY AND SOMETHING NEW.

THATS NICE!!!

:D!!!