Milo: Ok so, Im crawling on the floor to the kitchen because im lazy right? And Denki is behind me for some reason and he says 'slow down dude, i cant enjoy the view'

Denki: *snickering from his spot on the couch*

Shinso: Oh goodness

Milo: And Im like 'what view?' And he goes 'that fat ass'

Bakugo: *face palming* Really pikachu?

Ginger: That sounds like Denki!

Milo: and I realize, Hes talking about my badonkadonk!

Emma: *bursting into laughter*

***

Denki: *holding onto Bakugo* Em asked me to smash yesterday and you know I love video games so I ran to her dorm

Em: *face red and whining from embarrassment*

Ginger: *giggling at Em's reaction*

Denki: She was butter ball naked on her bed, talking about 'come here baby', i wanted to play with king dedede not your tidididi

Milo: *bursting into laughter*

Bakugo: *patting the top of Denki's head*

Emma: why.. why are these my friends-

Shinso: *walking from the kitchen* what just happened-

***

Ok but like this is milo to a bully

Monoma: *saying some shit*

Milo: *smirking while sitting on his desk*

Monoma: What do you have to say, Mutt?

Milo: Oh? Nothing. Just it's funny how you think your girlfriend is loyal but I doubt cause I'm fucking your girlfriend and there is nothing you can do about it

Ginger: stoP MAKING ME SIMP FOR YOU

Bakugo: All Milo simps please raise your hand *hand raised*

The whole Chaos Squad: *✋✋✋*

***

Villain AU-

At the sports festival

Fights going on without problem before Milo starts walking onto the stage

Bakugo: Holy shit- WOLF BOY

Milo: *smug smirk, lifting his hands and large vines starting to come up from behind him*

Emma: Oh no..

Toga: *following beside him*

Dabi: *in the announcer room and playing boss music by Milo's request*

Milo: Heard Chaos Squad was hot! Where are they~?

Ginger: *Already tearing up*

Em: Milo!!

Dabi: *over the speakers* No one moves from their seat, We have the place surrounded.. And we have a demon with us that likes to eat humans

Sapp: *on the other side of Milo and waving*

Shinso: I.. No..

***

Milo: *rushing into the dorm house and whining*

Bakugo: Woooah, Whats going on?

Milo: I dont know whats going on! I was just heading through the school yards to go to the store and then, Like five girls attacked me!

Em: Attacked?

Milo: Not attacked! Just swarmed me! God, I've been blessed with good looks and the world is trying to attack me with a harem!

Denki: *bursting into laughter*

Emma: Milo protection squad?

Ginger: Yep!