Villain AU-

Dabi: You wanna talk about my dad? Hm? Where's your dad? *doing the shiggy hand face thing* FATHER

Toga: *giggling*

Dabi: Where's your dad, Huh? Toga, where's your dad?

Toga: *pouting, pulling a knife out*

Milo: *quickly taking the knife and hiding it in his hair*

Dabi: We're the league of no dads! Not the league of villains!

***

Shiggy: *playing a game of poker with Dabi at the bar*

Sapp: *calmly walking in the room, heading to the bar and grabs a few bottles of alcohol out*

Dabi: What are you making?

Sapp: *silent as she grabs a giant bowl instead of a normal glass*

Milo: Uh oh, Someone pissed her off. I did my chores!

Toga: Ahh, I didn't do laundry..

Sapp: *crazy smile* Oh no, You all are fiiine, Someone just doesn't like to wear the artist gloves I stole for him when his quirk literally decays things!

Shiggy: *gulping nervously*

Sapp: I've had to sweep, mop and vacuum everyday for TWO WEEKS..

Dabi: *snickering, covering his mouth*

Sapp: *finishing her drink and pouring it into the bowl* Next time I see a pile of dust, I'm setting Tomura Shigaraki on FIRE!

Milo: *bursting into laughter*

Sapp: Now, Either wear the gloves or I'm cooking you alive and eating you, then becoming the new LOV leader. *calmly walking out of the room with the bowl of alcohol*

Amaya: *confused as she just walked into the room* What just.. Happened?

Shiggy: Uhh.. Can someone get the gloves?

Toga: Ooo, She scared Shiggy!

***

Normal au

Milo, laying on Denki's chest: I won't call anyone a whore because of what you wear or act but I'll call you a whore if you still my food or, You like being degraded.

Em: Milo, Who did you learn how to be this dirty from?

Denki: *playing with his hair* He's been like this since school started, What's so different?

Emma: It's because he's so innocent looking

Ginger: *playing a card game with Mina* He's the baby of the group!

Shinso: *chuckling from his seat* Baby? Like that little demon could be a baby

Milo: *throwing up a peace sign at Shinso* Don't snitch on me, I never snitch on you Daddy

Bakugo: *sticking his tongue out* Please don't tell me that's what you actually call him in bed

Shinso: Nope, He calls me something different