Denki: *short circuited* Fuck walk in closet sex-

Em: *trying to shush him, face red*

Denki: I wanna have walk in pantry sex so I can have a snickle snackle while doing the frickle frackle

Aizawa: *doing dorm check ins* Why am I a teacher?

***

Denki: *wearing Em's bra*

Em: *whining* Take off my bra, you're gonna stretch it out!

Denki: *posing*Okay I let you wear all of my clothes and you wont let me wear your over the shoulder boulder holder?

Em: *grabbing his arms* You're 180 pounds, you're gonna stretch it!

Denki: *strutting away* THIS KNOCKER LOCKER IS MINE!

***

Denki: *blasting the 'inny winny tinny wenny shriveled little short dick man' song*

Em: *dancing in the background*

Bakugo: Wh..what?

***

Denki, Kiri, and Sero: Em! Who's better looking?

Em: *looking between the three* Me *winking*

Denki: Oh damn

Kiri: Well ok-

Sero: What? Mi Amor! Come on!

(Headcanon Sero calls all his friends by nicknames-)

***

Denki: Things to say during, Sexy times.

Em: Oh god

Denki: *Bad Dobby impression* Master has given Dobby a wap! Dobby is a free elf, Dobby can now hit it from behind

Em: *bursting into laughter*

***

Denki: *short circuited* Flavored lube is just dick seasoning.. Think about it

Bakugo: I am so done with him

Milo: So, If I give Shinso a chocolate lub-

Mina: *slapping her hand over his mouth faster than the speed of light* NO!

***

Milo: *happily mumbling a song, a better mood than normal*

Shinso: *quieter than normal, wearing a scarf*

Denki: *connecting the dots* Oh shit! Oh shit! *laughing*

***

Mina: I have.. Failed as a mother.

Milo: Fuck!

Mina: Bakugo taught him a new word..

Denki: Oh shit..

***

Denki: *playing a song from his room* EM I SUPPORT YOU IF YOU EVER BECOME A STRIPPER, I KNOW HOW HARD PRO HEROES WORK

Em: *going with it* Would you be my top client?

Denki: Most likely

Em: Then I'll shake my ass the best for you.

***

Milo: If I yeet Todoroki at Denki.. Would I catch a pikachu?

Denki: *nodding* Yes it would.

***

Em: *flying in* GUYS LOOK-

Milo: *cuddling Shinso and very comfortable* Nooo!

Denki: *playing a game* Yeah, Feathers?

Em: Look!

Denki: What do you ne-

Em: *bleeding* I GOT SHOT

Milo: WHAT THE FU-