Em: So we have a letterboard in the house..

Sapp: *moving aside*

Milo: *putting on sunglasses* In this house, Dumb bitch hours are 24 FUCKING 7

***

Em: *staring at the wall* It costs $400 to see a therapist

Em: But it's free to tell myself "it be like that sometimes"

Laurance: What? Em, No-

***

Waitress: What would you like to drink?

Milo: A strawberry milkshake with 2 straws.

Sapp: Aw, That's so cute-

Milo: Sapp, Look fast I can drink this shit

***

Zane: *picking up the phone*

Sapp: *In the background, laughing and insulting someone*

Kidnapper: *sobbing* can you please take her back?

***

Stargazer: I sometimes get this urge to jump off a roof

Sapp: wha-?!

Stargazer: For science!

***

Sapp: *knocking on the door*

Stargazer: Ah, Satan, I've been expecting you

Sapp: It's me Sapp.. What the fuck?

***

Dante: Toothpaste is bone soap.

Laurance: My free trail of being alive has just expired-

***

Em: What if Sapp was a GPS?

Milo: "Great job, You missed the exit. You fucking disgrace."

Sapp: *laughing* THAT WAS SPOT ON-

***

Zane: Why would I fuck a demon? Simple, The status. Imagine you're at the gates of hell with your friends, they're all sobbing because they don't wanna die but you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. Legendary.

Milo: what?

Em: No wait

Stargazer: Continue, You have a point.

***

Sapp: Hey, Laurance! Gayguyssaywhat?

Laurance; I'm not falling for it

Milo and Dante: *running at them* WHAT?? WHAT??

***

Kidnapper: We have your kid

Zane: I.. I don't have a kid?

Kidnapper: Then whose this screaming at us and saying she'll eat us alive?

Zane: Oh my god, They have Sapp