This is the first part of my brand new "Book of RANDOMNESS!!" So welcome to it! If you haven't already from looking at the cover, seen that this book has absolutely nothing to do about anything, so I might rip on some celebs, or fangirl to you about a new band or a concert that I might go to see...

All that I can tell you is that this book will be very entertaining to those who find awkwardness very entertaining and very funny to those of you who may think I am funny(for some weird reason).

Welcome to funny, welcome to randomness, welcome to... Me?