[ here we are. yet another twisters fic idea I had to get out of my brain. thanks for tuning into my spiral into insanity ]

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HORRIBLE NEWS. THE WORST PERSON YOU KNOW JUST MADE A GOOD POINT.

BUT YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON I KNOW.

CAST:

RACHEL SENNOTT as ELIANNA 'ELI' FISHER

"I'm gonna ride with boone and his crew today."

"your job isn't to ride with those idiots."

"yeah... but boone's really hot, so..."

"you can't just take off for the day to hang out with—"

"javi, is it okay if I take off for the day to hang out with boone?"

"if it means I get to go one day without hearing nonstop glee cast music in the truck, sure."

"don't act like you weren't singing along to 'smooth criminal' yesterday."

DAVID CORENSWET as SCOTT MILLER

"no, you're not that scott miller. scott was this total math loser with bad acne that used to babysit me."

"I see the attitude you had when you were twelve is still alive and well."

"and I'm willing to bet you're still a loser given that you're in a polo shirt, so look at that. just like old times."

BRANDON PEREA as BOONE

"blow me, boone!"

"oh, baby, I'd rather you do all the—"

"boone! we're on a livestream!"

"sorry, ty."

ANTHONY RAMOS as JAVI RIVERA

"I'd like to file a formal workplace complaint."

"all right. against who?"

"scott."

"...what'd he do?"

"I caught him staring and asked why, and he said my eyeshadow was too sparkly. as if that's possible."

"and did you stop to think that maybe he said that so you wouldn't realize he was just staring at you in general?"

GLEN POWELL as TYLER OWENS

"shit! oh, my god, I am so sorry."

"are you kidding? tyler freaking owens just broke my nose. this is amazing!"

"jesus, don't tilt your head back, eli."

"but that's what they do in the movies."

DAISY EDGAR-JONES as KATE CARTER

"let me get this straight—"

"unlike scott and boone."

"uh, sure. your mom kept javi's top investor out of jail for tax evasion, and so javi was forced to hire you as a college intern?"

"yes."

"and scott babysat you growing up?"

"yes."

"and now you're... dating or whatever you're doing while also doing said whatever with boone?"

"yes."

"and you don't think that's weird?"

"I mean, he only baby sat like one time, and he was doing math homework the whole time, so, not like I was into him then. god, wait, why am I into him now?"

PLAYLIST:

THE BOLTER | TAYLOR SWIFT

SUPERNOVA | LIZ PHAIR

CONCUSSION | GIRLHOUSE

GOOD TIME | ALAN JACKSON

IF I WERE A BOY | REBA

SHE'S A RAINBOW | THE ROLLING STONES

ANYTIME, ALWAYS | WALLOWS

I DON'T WANT THIS NIGHT TO END | LUKE BRYAN

GOLD RUSH | TAYLOR SWIFT

PARTY GIRL | HEY VIOLET

RAISE HELL | BRANDI CARLILE

MISS WORLD | HOLE

WHAT WAS I THINKIN' | DIERKS BENTLEY

BLACK BOX WARNING | LEANNA FIRESTONE

I WANT CRAZY | HUNTER HAYES

MIRRORBALL | TAYLOR SWIFT