Yooooooooo Its Jon and Nate

CALM DOWN JON! They don't even know who I am

Deal with it!

Fine, I guess I'm doing the introduction. Hi, my name's Nate. 

Nate=friend friend=good good=fun fun=yay! 

This idiot beside me is my mate Jon. We're both Roman demigods, but at the moment Jon is on an exchange year at Camp Half-Blood. But distance will not stop us! Ooooh no. We'll be doing a weekly blog from now on. A bit about me: my full name is Nathaniel Ridigas, and my mom is Pomona. In case you didn't know, she's basically the goddess of fruitful abundance. So basically food. Um, what else. I love crisps and cats and I have reddddddd hair (TM)

Okay Jon, now you have to introduce yourself properly:

Ugh FINEEEEEEE

I'm jon, I have blue hair and love to party my name is literally Jonathon party pars-komma

Oh and I LOVE trains #trains4life 

Ummm wat to say now.... 

Oh nate is very very hot (he needs a girlfriend srsly someone hook him up )

Hey! I thought we agreed that you would stop that! 

I said I wouldn't try to. I didn't say others couldn't. I also didn't swear it properly...

I think that we should go on double dates and get girls and then consequently get popular

Well im already popular its just you that needs help

Im friends with loads of people 

Will you please stay focused?

Also r00d

Deal with it!

Blah blah blah you still talking?

Hey!

Tbh this is just a normal bro convo tho we should probably like be more better for other people don't you think Nathaniel. 

This is just the intro tho

And DON'T CALL ME THAT

Whats stopping me its ur name tho...

*deploys death glare*

Still cant see u Nathaniel we're like ages away from each other 

So help me if you call me that one more time I will march over to long island and deliver it in person

Look me in the eye and say that 

Oh yeah

You cant BOOM I WIN Nathaniel 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

What if I tell Chiron about the J2O?

That's such a low blow and you wouldn't.

He already hates me for the music debacle so it wouldn't matter anyway. Wait you don't know about that do you...

SHOOT, WHY AM I SO STUPID

I'm intrigued. Please share.

If you read the girls facebook you would find out 

Why would I read some girls' facebook? That's just stalkerish.

Actually, that's exactly why I'd do it.

Ur already a stalker

Maybe...

Anyways this is getting boring and I have some girls to stalk on facebook so imma go now.

Yooooooooooooo bye then u stalker 

Byeeee weirdo

See you next time everybody!

Read along for more things with stalkers In 

WOOHOO 

*is gone*

Yay hes gone right so we will devise a plan to get nate with the finest deadlyest glitter

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