Helloooooo

Hey there

Oh Gods do we really have to do this?

Yes we do.

As you can see, this week Jon's embarrassed because-

Nahhh. I quit. This is now the blog of one average boy.

You can't back out now! We're in this together!!!

Not in this stupid frilly costume we're not!

As you may have guessed from the title, this week Jon and I are cosplaying!

*insert clapping*

But Nate couldn't just stick to cosplaying normally, oh no...

We had to cosplay as GIRLS

not just any girls! We're Rem and Ram from Re:Zero!

(That's anime btw.)

Who's who again?

You expect me to remember? Anyway, we're both in costume and let me tell you, I feel fabulous.

I feel stupid

You look stupid

Hey! You can't say that, we're literally wearing the exact same thing!

Not quite...

The ONLY difference is our hair

Yes, but red is much classier

Isn't it meant to be pink tho?

hush, child.

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It is. At least I'M following canon

It's called artistic license. I do what I want.

But seriously, who knew dresses were so comfortable?

Speak for yourself. My legs are freezing and the lace itches like Tartarus

Have you shown "the squad" yet?

XD it sounds like a girl band.

It pretty much IS a girl band, and no way. If any of them saw me like this, my life would be over.

I'm IMing Angela right now

Noooooo! You can't do that!

How do you even know who Angela is?

Huh? Oh, I've planned an interview with her for a couple of weeks, because her hair is awesome

Angie says she's busy, but she's texted Clary.

Nooooooooo!

I thought we were friends! How could you betray me like this?

wuv <3

Lord Thanatos, please grant me a swift and relatively painless death.

Actually forget painless, just kill me now before I have to endure the humiliation of being seen in a frilly maid's outfit and padded bra

OMGs I'm dying rn XD

HOW DOES THIS THING COME OFF?

Same way it went on? idk

ur not being very helpful, considering this is ALL YOUR FAULT!

Why should I be?

If you don't help NOW, I'm telling Genevieve where to find you.

YOU WOULDN'T

Trust me, I would.

Um, okay. Where are u?

in my cabin

Okay I think the best thing to do is to rub glitter through your hair then get into bed and pretend ur sick. I only told Angie you had something to show her, so Clary shouldn't be suspicious.

Is the glitter really necessary?

It's the most essential part.

I hate glitter, but I like my dignity even more, so I'm going to trust you even though you've used up all of my trust reserves for ALL of my friends.

Wise choice

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Oh gods here she comes

Jon?

Dude?

Bro it's been five minutes

Are you okay?

Did Thanatos take your prayer literally?

Broooooo

Chill Nathaniel im back

what happened? Did it work?

A little toooo well

she believed I was sick and kept trying to get me to drink nectar, then she refused to leave until  I said I was feeling better

oof

I had to stop her from getting an Apollo kid to check me out

oh that came out wrong

ur acting like this is a bad thing

It's weird! Clary is the type to revel in the suffering of others! She would never willingly help anyone, especially me! The only reason she would stay is if she thought she could make me more miserable!

Maybe she's been possessed

I think you may be overreacting.

I think that we haven't explained who Genevieve is

Ohhhh no. that will not be necessary.

Ohhhh yes.

Nates crush is called Geneviève the third of the boy band rocky monsters that is her full title

If ur reading genevieve we love you

*kissing face*

nope

yep. u know its true!

You have been exiled

NO 

He just cut the connection ;-;

Well I guess we'll see you next time?

Byeeeeeee