So my dog is really weird, and she loves to carry around stuffed animals. My mom had gotten her an owl hand puppet and my brother put it on, put it on my dogs face and said, "mr. owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a dog?"

Now, keeping in mind that I have the flu and was vividly hallucinating last night which means I got maybe an hour of sleep, I was laughing for at least half an hour.