Naruto POV

"Who are you?" Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi ask for the tenth time.

"Shut it, or I'll bite your legs off!(Reference Alert) I'm not gonna tell yet!" I say. I have to make this grand.

"This is probably the deciding mission of the war, and you guys are rambling about who I am? Put yourselves together! You got a war to win." I say.

"Quit acting like team leader! I challenge you! I bet you aren't even strong!" Sasuke says.

"Fine. But to make it fair, you get Sakura and Kakashi, plus I'll add another 300 pounds on my gravity seal." I say. They widen their eyes.

"300?"

"I haven't worn less than 8,000 in years." I say nonchalantly as I increase the weight. They look nervous.

"If you can severely damage me within 20 minutes, you win. If I trap you or knock you out, you are disqualified." I say. "Begin." Kakashi and Sakura retreat to the bushes, but Sasuke stays put.

"Fight me alone." He demands.

"Fine, Uchiha." I say. He activates Mangekyo Sharingan. That means I need to use speed that the Mangekyo can't detect.

"These eyes see all. You cannot defeat me." He says boldly.

"Well, I already defeated Itachi, so I think you will be pretty basic." I say. His eyes practically pop out of their sockets. 

"You killed Itachi?" Sasuke says.

"No. Why would I? Itachi was innocent. The Uchiha were evil, and they were plotting to destroy Kohona. So, Itachi stepped up and gave his future for the survival of the leaf. He was a hero." I say as I teleport to Sasuke, and knock him unconscious. I turn and catch Sakura's punch.

"Weak, Haruno. I thought you could do better." I say, dissapointed as I slug her with twice her power. I then proceed to back-kick my silver-haired former sensei. I then use medical ninjutsu to heal them. 

"I thought you guys could do better. Hm. Let's get on the road." I say. We trek a like 30 miles, then go to sleep.

-------------------Next Day------------

I blow an airhorn.

"FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRTTRRRRTtTTTTTNNNNNN"

"Get up people, we gotta make it to Iwa soon!" I scream as the others wake up. They get up, then we hit the road again. We approach the Iwa base.