A list of holiday insults (brought to you by Damian Wayne)
*These aren't mine they are the Internet's*

Your heart is 2 sizes too small.

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 1/2 foot pole.

I bet you didn't let Rudolph play any reindeer games.

God rest ye merry mouth.

For you, Santa is never coming to town.

*licks candy cane into a weapon*