It's sunny, which would be nice if I liked the sun. I don't like the sun because I'm an introverted introvert who would rather stay home and read a book than interact with other bags of skin and organs that make up the human race because I'm unique like that. I have literally never met another introverted girl and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one in existence.

I check out my reflection in the reflection of a store window that I passed. My outfit is nothing special, just black jeans, black high top converse, and a simple white blouse. My light blue eye orbs sparkle like the sparkly orbs they are. I gasped as I remembered that I forgot to put on my daily minimum makeup and forgot to take my hair out of the ponytail I sleep in. Oh my cheese sticks I look like a hot mess.

     I stand in line to order a breakfast sandwich, and the boys in front of me tell me I can cut ahead of them. Such assholes. I wonder what their problem is, but of course I move up to the front. The cashier, a buff blond dude with sea green eyes winks at me and tells me my sandwich is free. I blush while taking my sandwich and running away, because I am embarrassed to be seen when I don't even have makeup on.

    I put my headphones on and listen to this slow song from my favorite band (which no one has ever heard of). It's called Hansandfeet. The band members have hands and feet. I'm too cool to watch where I'm going so I promptly trip on a fire hydrant and land on an unsuspecting hobo. FML.

I run away yet again, cursing my clumsiness. Suddenly, I get a phone call from Alyssa.

"Hey Apple!" She says, sounding both excited and nervous.

"What do you want Aly?"

"Can I borrow some of your clothes? I'm meeting the CEO of a company which offers an internship I really want."

"Of course you can Aly! I hope you get the internship!"

"I hope I get more than that. The CEO is hot."

"Ew Aly. Why do you have to be so boy crazy?"

Before Alyssa could reply, I saw a 7-11 which made me promptly hang up.

Cheez sticks!!11!!!1!!11 I whisper-scream to myself as I rush inside as fast as my gazelle- like legs could carry me. I flung my entire being inside the store, straight into the cheese section. The cashiers don't even bat an eye as I make pterodactyl screeches while grabbing fistfuls of cheese sticks from the racks.

However, my ecstasy was short lived. As the cashier rang me up, we both realized the reality of my bank account. I had to choose between cheese sticks and rent. Eh whatever, Alyssa has rich parents. I buy the cheese sticks.

As I stepped outside, I put on a new song by my other favorite band which you probably haven't heard of. It's called "I'm not the sharpest knife in the place where they keep knives."

    Being the lovable clumsy young girl I am, I got too distracted by the music and instantly got hit by a car.
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A/N: you'll be totally surprised when you find out who was driving that car.