So yesterday I was walking down the school corridor with one of my friends, hellocas_. I was telling her about the dead bird that had been next to the school door for about a week now, and how no one had even thought to move it. She then told me that she wanted to take the bird and bury it or something, so it wasn't just lying there, rotting. So I explained that we couldn't bury anything in our backyard because Emma would dig it up and eat the corpse. hellocas_ looked at me with an expression I can only describe as pure horror. "Who's Emma?" she asked, clearly scared. "HAHAHAHA...." I laughed. "No, Emma's my dog."  She breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh good. I thought Emma was your sister that you never talked about and kept locked in the basement!" 

So Emma's my new sister.

IN OTHER NEWS TODAY IS MY BURFDAY AND NONE OF YA'LL CAN MAKE ME UNEXCITED CUZ I AM ABOUT TO GO GET SOME BUBBLE TEA WITH MY FRIENDS smart247create, The-Magic-Realm, AND JinxedFangirl!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYYAYAYYAY!!!!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/GnsOMTYIai0

i am so sorry thirty minutes of an obnoxious minion singing "Happy Birthday."

K BAI