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•Chip has only 4 sweaters. He used to have 5, but the 5th one just got straight up sweater-napped by Glitch. He has no regrets. They're comfy.

• Dave the Daisy (a literal throw pillow) has almost been violently shoved into Glitch's face (eaten) exactly 4 times (and counting.)

• Chip likes hugging. From behind, From the side, Bear hugs, etc.

• Glitch, despite being a "smart" Glitch, Can not for the life of him spell or pronounce 'Operating System'. He can pronounce 'operating' and 'system', but he can't pronounce 'operating system'.

• Everytime Glitch sees Chip drinking his plain ass no creamer, no milk, black coffee, he looks at him like he just set fire to his house and killed his family.

• Glitch holds pencils in a literal deathgrip. Like he's holding on for dear life.

• Chip snores. Loudly.

• Glitch is not allowed within 10 feet of a Yankee Candle store as of last month.

• Chip likes baking. Glitch likes watching Chip bake.

• When Glitch was in his "I kiss my homies goodnight but I'm wearing socks so IM TOTALLY NOT GAY-" era, He straight up told Chip he looks kissable.

• Chip still makes Theatre references. Nobody except for Glitch understands a word he's saying.