Few days later

*Izuku was flipping through a magazine, Ren was checking his weapon, Nora was playing on her phone while she rested on ren's lap, and Pyrrha? She was sulking on the floor because bed was too good for a coward like her*

Izuku:the dance is a few days away who are you guys going with?

Ren:im going with Nora

Nora:yeah we're going as friends

Izuku:never knew friends have sex when they're alone

Nora:.....

Ren:never knew someone could be cured of what was it a cold? In less then a week

Izuku;....i guess friends with benefits does exist

*Izuku said looking back to his book a smile on his face as he has that nice needle in his pocket dimension*

Ren:and you?

Izuku:Weiss decided to go on a "pity" date with me to prom as she called it

Nora:you two have such a weird relationship

Izuku: this coming from the couple that regularly have relationships everywhere even while in class? ring ring, hello this is pot? Hey it's me kettle, oh hi kettle what's going on?  I just like to say that your black, well i would like to say that I've been fucking you wife

*They could keep going and probably would if it wasn't for the sound of sniffling*

Izuku:still couldn't do it huh?

Pyrrha:.....

*Izuku sighed, he got up and walked away. Pyrrha looked confused until her eyes widen when izuku came back a little later dragging ruby by her wrist, ignoring her questions*

Ruby:izu i was busy maintaining my weapon!

Izuku: Pyrrha has something to tell you

Ruby:oh?

*Ruby looked at Pyrrha who was blushing deeply*

Pyrrha:i..it's nothing! Nothing that can't wait! Y..you should go and maintain crescent rose, i know how important she is do you!

Izuku:she's lying

*Pyrrha glared at izuku the same way she glared at yang, a look that promised death but Izuku was unfazed as his phone rang. He looked at who was calling him showing no emotion in his face*

Izuku;excuse me i have to take this. Pyrrha either you tell her now or I'll tell her when she walks out, this stopped being funny a week ago

*Izuku walked out leaving them there, Ren and Nora slipped to the bathroom so not to be there*

Ruby:so...what do you want to talk about?

Meanwhile with izuku

*He placed the phone to his ear with a smile on his face and another mask on his face*

Izuku:hello Jayne

Jaune:it's jaune. Jaune Arc

Izuku:oh my apologies, so what do you have for me?

Jaune:cinder is planning on doing something the night of the dance, she didn't tell me a whole lot then that. Just that she'll be close to finishing her plan

*A slow smile started to appear on izuku's face until he was grinning from ear to ear*

Izuku:you don't say? Well we can't have that now can we? Don't worry I'll have a chat with her

*Izuku hung up and a chuckle escaped his throat*

Izuku:two dukes of hell fighting again eh cinder? Wonder if I'll win this time?

*Izuku turn around and changed personalities again, opening the door he saw ruby and Pyrrha kissing*

Izuku:.....

*Izuku raised his phone slowly and took a picture. The flash of the picture Being taken woke the two girls up and separated themselves blushing*

Izuku;aaaaaaand send

Pyrrha: izuku who did you sent that to?

Izuku:just know it's not personal. I did it because of my vodka ice cream

Pyrrha: wha....?

*Izuku was quick to action grabbing ruby and keeping her close to him puting his hand over her mouth when the door slammed opened revealing 2 very angry people. Summer rose and yang Xio long*

Yang:you....

Izuku:oh cousin I'm so glad your here! Oh it was just awful i found them like that she forced herself on ruby!

Pyrrha:what?!

Summer:you forced yourself on my daughter....?

*Summer said coldly as she slowly made her way to Pyrrha who quickly got up and started walking backwards*

Pyrrha: he's lying!

Yang:ruby ?

Izuku:oh yang she can't talk right now she's traumatized over what happened simply awful

Ruby:MH!!

*Izuku held on to ruby tighter with a smile on his face*

Izuku:yes i know my dear sister your shocked Pyrrha could do such an awful thing but don't worry yang and summer will take care of her

*Ruby bites izuku's hand hard, who in turn took a deep breath but kept his composure. Summer and yang make a move for Pyrrha who ran out the window, summer and yang followed after her. Izuku let ruby go and started laughing*

Izuku:oh...oh my sides so worth it!

Ruby:you jerk!!

*Ruby started hitting izuku, but it only made him laugh louder*

Izuku;hahahaha hey look at the bright side if she survives you'll have a date to the dance! Pfffhahhahaha

Ruby:you ass did you really ruin this moment for me just because of she ate your vodka ice cream!?

Izuku:of course not I'm not that petty.

*Izuku got up and cleaned his suit, he walked to the couch and sat down with an innocent smile on his face*

Izuku:i did it because like i said it stopped being funny a week ago, now it's funny again

Ruby:.....I'm gonna kill you

Izuku:you can try but I'm not dying until the mission is done

Ruby:what mi....

*Ruby remembered the memory and her mood changed completely*

Ruby:you still didn't give up on that huh....?

Izuku:never said i did. Just because I'm not acting on it doesn't mean i gave it up. I WILL kill qrow brawnen I'm just not in a rush to see the ending....just yet

Ruby:you think your moth...

Izuku:I'm gonna stop you right there ruby rose

*Izuku said as the mask slipped from his face and he looked at her with an angry expression*

Izuku:never talk about my mother for one.

*Izuku got up and started walking towards ruby who was walking backwards*

Izuku:I like you Ruby i truly do, but there's a limit on how much i like someone and there's no one i love more then my mother, a mother that is no longer here because of that scum that we share DNA from. so keep her name out of your mouth unless you want to see me angry...

*Ruby was against the door and izuku puts his mask back on smiling like nothing happened he opened the door making ruby fall on her back*

Izuku:i think you've overstayed you're welcome my lovely sister please have a safe trip back to your room, tell Weiss i said hi and don't forget to call your mother telling her i made that up as a joke, bye bye now

*Izuku smiling slammed the door so hard the wood cracked when it made impact scaring ruby a little. Izuku turned around and sat down turning on the tv*

Izuku:you can come out now

*Nora and Ren walked out of the bathroom, Ren's face and lower body, was covered in Nora's lipsticks and he looked a little light on his feet when he sat back down acting like nothing happened*

Nora:did we miss anything?

Izuku:nothing Pyrrha can't tell you when she gets back

Ren: where did she do?

Izuku:....she went for a run

*Izuku said with a smirk as he took some vodka ice cream from his eye started eating it with a triumphant smile*

Izuku:ah my sweet i would climb mountains for you~

With ruby

*She looked at the cracked door surprised seeing that part of her brother, she shook her head a little and slowly got up and walked away hugging herself. She made it to her room and walked inside seeing Blake reading a book and Weiss scrolling through her scroll looking for dresses for the dance*

Blake:so what did izuku want?

Ruby:huh? Oh uh...i have a date for the dance

Blake:what?!

Weiss:oh? Who is it? Is it your brother?

Ruby:first of all ew

Weiss:it was a joke i was making a pun from the Micheal Jackson song you know "who is it ? Is it my brother"

Ruby:....yang said it best, if you have to explain the joke it's not a good joke

*Weiss huffed and went back to her scroll, ruby smiled at her and went on her own scroll to tell her crazy overprotective family it was a joke both completely ignoring Blake who slowly slipped out of the room looking a dejected. She walked for a while until she made it to the library her safe Haven*

Izuku;why the long face my little kitty?

*Blake flinched and a small frown grew on her face as she concentrated at her book*

Blake:why do you care?

Izuku:well my issues with you aside we're still the same both faunus even if one hides it from the world and her teammates. So want to tell me what's going on in that head of yours?

*Blake didn't do anything for a few moments before sighing deciding she might as well use him to get her feelings out of her chest. Not knowing that she was falling right in to izuku's plan*

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