Aúthor note:for those here for my hero academia and not RWBY i did not make this chapter up this actually happens in RWBY

*we see izuku sleeping in the lunch room yang slammed her tray at the table hoping to wake him up but it did nothing*

Weiss:so what's up with the dunce?

Pyrrha:he told us he slept extremely bad last night and barley got a wink of sleep

Ren:almost like he was off doing who knows what outside of beacon

*Ren took a sip of his coffee ignoring izuku kicking his leg*

*Team RWBY sat down and yang glanced at blake, who sat next to ruby that wouldn't be strange it it wasn't for her and Pyrrha to give each other the stink eye*

Yang:so Blake i saw you looking at you're journal at our dorm what we're you doing?

Blake:i was just going over the notes of our last semester

*Out of nowhere yang catched a grape in her mouth*

Yang:lame

*Everyone looked at Nora who was the one who threw the grape she pulled her tongue Weiss rolled her eyes and took her book of notes, they're moment was interrupted when ruby appeared with a giant stack of papers slamming them on the table this time it does wake izuku up in a jump*

Izuku:50 thousand dollars final offer!!

*Izuku looked around at what woke him up he frowned at his sister who rubbed the back of the head embarrassed*

Weiss:what in the name of magneto were you just dreaming

Izuku:about a goat

Weiss:what...

Izuku:Weiss is a multiversal rule you don't talk about what the goat did, now my belived sister why in the hell did you wake me up from the goat Dream

Ruby:right ejem, brothers! Cousins! Friends! Weiss....

Weiss:hey!

Ruby: four scores and Seven minutes ago i had i a dream

Izuku:i do had a dream a dream that my people would be free at last

Ruby:my dream is....a lot smaller my dream is a....

Izuku:wish that your heart makes, when you're fast asleep

Ruby:brother stop ruining my moment!!

Izuku:fine fine I'll play along please continue

Ruby:EJEM AS i was saying i had a dream a dream that one day the 8 of us would have the most fun anyone has every had! Ever! Look i have it all written down in this binder!

Weiss:wait is that my binder?! I've been looking everywhere for that!

*Izuku activated his silver eye and put a podium in front of ruby as she made peace signs on both her hands*

Ruby:I'm not a crook!

Izuku:very true that's more my department

*Izuku said casually counting money he "found" on the floor.....next to bakugo*

Blake:ok I'm just gonna ignore you counting probably stolen money

Izuku:like you said probably there's a chance i got it the honest way

Weiss:and what is the honest way?

Izuku;oh i knew you wouldn't know that one

*That actually got a snort of amusement from Blake as she looked at ruby*

Blake:So ruby what are you talking about?

Ruby: I'm talking about kicking off the semester with a bang!

Yang:I always kick my semester with a yang! Eh? Guys? Am i right?

Izuku:yang, leaves the jokes for the professional believe me you are not one of them

Ruby:look guys it's been a good a whole semester and between more exchange students arriving and the tournament at the end of the year, out second semester is going to be great! But classes start back up
Tomorrow, which is why I've taken the time to schedule a series of wonderful events for us today!

Weiss:i don't know whether to be proud or scared of what you have in store...

*Yang threw an apple at nora but she dodged the apple hit someone else"

Blake:i might sit this one out...

Pyrrha:well i for one would love to do everything you have plan ruby

Blake:.....on second thought I'll join you on doing all the stuff you've obviously put a lot of time on it

*Blake and Pyrrha glared at each other while ruby didn't noticed anything*

Izuku: alright you guys do that I'm going to bed to see if i can catch the ZZZ that i was supposed to catch last night....

*The world froze as izuku's head was hit with a pie so hard it made him fall to the floor*

Every member on the table:.......

*Izuku slowly got up and Weiss gasped as his suit was soaked in strawberry pie, izuku took the pie tin out and cleaned as much whipped cream from his face as he could*

Izuku:alright then....

*Izuku looked at the table everyone was looking at Nora who was pointing at Ren who had facepalm himself, they saw izuku's eye starting to shine while he was getting bigger everyone started walking away except Nora out of fear and slight exitment*

Meanwhile outside

*We see nemuri and summer talking amongst themselves*

Nemuri:are you sure you want to do this?

Summer:yes I've thought about this for a long time i just can't trust him anymore he didn't just lie he kept this from me for so long so yes I'm.... I'm filling for divorce

Nemuri:my cousin is a divorce lawyer i can give you her number if you want

Summer: thank.....

*They're conversation was interrupted by the door to the cafeteria opening a stamped of students covered in food the teachers managed to walk threw the stampede and see team RRN standing on top a tower of table stacked together in a ramshackle manner*

Nora:hahaha I'm queen of the castle I'm queen of the castle!

*Meanwhile while izuku was seen running on all 4 towards the tower with ruby on top of him like a horse*

Ruby:justice will be swift! Justice will be painful!!

*On the other side of the lunchroom had a similar structure with the members of team WBY giving a battle cry*

Nora:off with there heads!!

*Ren and Pyrrha started throwing watermelon at them whole Nora jumped down, izuku and ruby mixed they're powers to dodged them all ruby with her speed moved them out of the way and izuku with his eye sucking any watermelon inside his pocket dimension*

Ruby:yang turkey!

Yang:got it!

*Yang got two turkey offs the ground and uses them as gauntlets and smashing watermelon breaking them sending they're guts flying, Blake ran passed yang grabbing two bread sticks from the ground using them to break the watermelon coming her way*

Ruby:how old is that bread?

Izuku:ruby concentrate!

Ruby;right!

*Brother and sister made it to there target Nora Valkyrie, they're hunt was interrupted by Pyrrha sporting her own bread weapon a baguette using it as a replacement for her spear throws the bread in to his mouth the second he was gonna chop down making him gag and spit it out*

Izuku:holly hell how old is that bread?!

Ruby:oh so you can say it?!

*Ruby and izuku started to bicker ad Blake ran passed them and engaged Pyrrha in a fight both glaring daggers at each other*

Pyrrha: she's mine....

*Pyrrha said threw gritted teeth while Blake was shadow stepping every attack*

Blake:funny I'm the one on her team and spend more time with her

*That just pissed Pyrrha off as she managed to break the bread on Blake's face hurting her and sending her flying to yang who caught her in time, while they were having that fight izuku and ruby finished bickering and went back to the charge as Ren had joined Nora they started to rush izuku and ruby but before they could attack Weiss who had a bottle of ketchup she shot it on the floor causing Ren and izuku to slip to the trash bins while Nora and ruby managed to jump out the way*

Weiss:sorry izuku casualty of war!

*Izuku grumbled something ininteligible, while Nora jumped so high she reached the sealing taking a pole from there when she fell she landed the pole in to a watermelon making it a hammer just in time to hit ruby in the stomach with it sending her flying *

Izuku/yang/Blake:rubes!

Pyrrha:forgive me rubes but we are on enemy side

*when ruby landed she jumped out the way as Pyrrha slammed her huge shield size cookie shield shattering it*

Ruby:....oh now it's personal!

*While ruby and Pyrrha fought Nora was resting her head on the pole enjoying the show big mistake as the next second she was hit with a blast from yang sending her flying across the cafeteria and knocking down a pillar, izuku who was still in his wolf form grabbed the pillar and threw it out of the way before it could hurt anyone but a piece of it disconnected from the rest hitting Weiss making fall back with ruby catching her*

Ruby;Weiss! Weiss!! Don't leave me nooo!!

*Yang was showed to be humping in to the air*

Izuku:heads up!

*Izuku threw two more turkeys that yang caught as Ren grabbed two sticks of celery and they both rush at each other, yang kicked Ren but he blocked it with his celery sticks they spat for a few seconds before yang wins by punching him in to the ground collapsed by the force of the punch, Nora seeing this saw red and went on the attack slamming her hammer time after time on yang who kept dodging but that did not last long as Nora managed to get a hit in sending yang to fly out of the roof screaming the debris almost landed on Blake but izuku protected her using his body as a shield, Blake looked at him surprise*

Blake: thanks

Izuku:don't be surprised kitty i can play nice when i need to, now let's deal with her

*Blake nodded as Blake picked two long chain of sausages on the ground while izuku Grabbed a muse cake throwing it at the opposite team causing a huge explosion of melted chocolate giving them the distraction they needed to run at there enemies Blake took Pyrrha by surprise as she was cleaning chocolate from her eyes while Nora was about to hit Blake with her melon hammer izuku took the hit breaking the melon with his head but he remained standing*

Izuku:my turn....

*Izuku activated his silver eye and multiple watermelon came out of them at full speed every single one hitting Nora, izuku noticed something and he grabbed Blake and ran for cover, Pyrrha helped Nora up and they saw what izuku was running from, ruby who was looking at the two with determined eyes she used her speed to cause a whirlwind of foods and soda cans towards them as ruby spins in the air, the whirlwind picked up Nora and Pyrrha and sends them flying in to the wall with all the food crashing into them, ruby lands on the ground with Nora and Pyrrha slowly sliding off the wall covered with everything*

Ruby;yay we won!

Izuku:oh how wrong you are

*Ruby turned around just in time to see a watermelon hitting her sending her to the ground struggling to get up she saw izuku smiling at her with a knocked out Blake behind him also with watermelon on her head*

Ruby;brother....why....

Izuku:sorry rubes but I'm a survivor and in this battle there can only be one king and of course his queen

*The betrayal got worse for ruby as Weiss walked up next to izuku both climbed the makeshift towered with smug smiles*

Izuku:now bow peasants! Bow to you're rulers!!!

*Izuku and Weiss laughed but that laugh was quickly died down when a door was kicked opened revealing a very pissed off Glynda*

Glynda:WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE?!

Ruby:it wasn't us it was....

*Ruby turned around to see izuku and Weiss gone and a window opened *

Ruby;oh does mother fucker!!

*Summer and nemuri quietly walked away as to not suffer glynda's rath for not stopping the fight*

Nemuri:well that was certainly entertaining!

Summer:yes and it's so nice that izuku and ruby are getting along he looked like he was having so much fun

Nemuri;i agree also

*Both felt a shiver up there spines as they felt a hand on both they're shoulders they looked back and saw Glynda there*

Glynda:so you saw everything and didn't stop them?

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