*the rest of team rwby came in*

Izuku:lovely it's one big party how about you all stay here and I go...get the refreshment yeah i mean what's a party without refreshments excuse me

*Yang blocked the entrance making izuku chuckle*

Izuku:what you're gonna beat me up just because I pissed ice princess off?

Weiss:what are you even doing here?!

Izuku:eh instead of going to jail old ozzy and me cut a deal he gave me a place in his school thinking I could be redeemed

Ruby:and...can you?

Izuku:pfffff hahaha ha oh that's a good one nah fam I know who the fuck I am and I have no plans in changing I'm only here because it'll be easier to escape then jail which is a bitch and a half let me tell you one time I had to stop eating until my body was all skin and bones and I could walk through the Bars had to dislocate my arm to pass through man I ate like a beast when I made it out good times good times

Weiss:well I for one..!

Izuku:is the one leaving?

Weiss:what wait n...

Izuku:oh marvelous it was getting a bit cramped in here

*izuku started pushing her to the door*

Izuku:now don't be a stranger and be sure to write come visit any time but you know call first and all that

*izuku pushed her out and closed the door on her face locking it*

Izuku:now that the admittedly beautiful pain in the ass is gone let's get to know eachother since ozpin decided to play chicken and lost I can be...more honest then last time

Pyrrha:what do you mean chicken?

Izuku:oh please we can all agree that you miss nikos would make a better leader then me he only made me the leader to try and fuck me over but what he didn't know was that I was using my human form as a courtesy and now he must be busy getting his ear chewed out about having one of Japan's most wanted in his school

Ren:you seem to wear that title with pride

Izuku:and why shouldn't i?I earned that title I mean come on I stole the mona lisa dressed as the Mona Lisa I deserve to be called as such

Yang:oh yeah I heard of that what did you do with the painting?

Izuku:kept it in my house probably returned to Paris as were speaking that sucks but what can you do

*izuku collapsed on his bed with his feet up*

Izuku:now you can all please leave? I don't mean to be rude but my team has to unpack after that we should head to bed it's gonna be such a big day tomorrow of breaking legs

Nora:YEAH!!

izuku:sorry I meant first day of class

Nora:booo!!!

*the rest of team rwby said there goodbyes and left*

Izuku:now as leader Ren your sleeping on Nora's bed

Nora:YEAH!!!!

*exited Nora faces remained neutral if not the slightest bit amused*

Ren:as leader I'm sure you have a good reason

Izuku:I do someone needs to sacrifice there bed to make room for all our stuff and since you both seem close there should be no problem with both of you sleeping together

*Nora blushed looking between Ren and izuku*

Izuku;oh I'm sorry I misspoke I meant sleep on the same bed together

Ren:then what you'll sleep with Pyrrha to make even more room?

Izuku:nah she's not my type I prefer my woman with a bit more bite in there bark

Ren:like Weiss?

Izuku:very much like her a woman that hates me like that it only comes once in a lifetime

Pyrrha;but she hates you and regularly insults you

Izuku;eh at least she's not using a knife or claws on me trying to get...certain liquids inside my body of the red and white viraity

Ren:what type of girls did you date?

Izuku:how should I answer that...

Meanwhile with himiko toga

*we see her skipping around her room trying out outfits for her true love feeling the urge again she went to the fridge and there it sat

*A vial of blood izuku's blood*

Himiko:I already dranked 1/4 of it I need to make it last until my soul mates give me more just a bit just a little bit to get me through the day..

*himiko opened the bottle and slowly a bit of blood fell to her mouth she moans loudly in ecstasy as she feel on the floor hugging the bottle for dear life*

Himiko;ooooh izuku you're blood is the best blood I've ever had this proves were ment to be soulmates!!

Back to izuku

Izuku;what type of girl I had in the past...

Meanwhile Sienna Khan

*we see her in her room full of candles photos of izuku and a body pillow of him we see Sienna hugging the body pillow*

Sienna:oh beloved I finally found you..don't worry mommy's not mad at you no no no I'm gonna teach you a lesson cause I love you cause you've been a bad boy running away from mommy once you're with me again...

*Sienna ripped the body pillow into pieces*

Sienna:you're in for a night you'll never forget..

Back to izuku

Izuku:eh not really much to tell about them they were just normal girls nothing really exiting

*izuku trembled feeling fear and excitement without knowing the source of where it came*

later with Izuku

*we see little izuku running around the beach*

Lil izuku:mommy mommy look at all the sand!

Inko:yes baby there's alot of sand you know what we do with it?

Lil:sand castles!!

*Lil izuku rushed to inko and hugged her*

Lil izuku:thanks mommy this is the best present ever!

Present

*izuku woke up breathing heavily remembering that memory with a sad smile as a tear fell from his face*

Izuku:...it really was a great present...

*izuku cleaned his eyes and shook his head looking at the clock it was 5 am izuku stretched and looked to his right seeing Ren and nora sleeping*

*Izuku smirked went to Nora's ear and whispered*

Izuku:nora wake up some hussy is flirting with Ren

*nora jumped up with her hammer in hand*

Izuku"where the fuck did she have that?"

Nora:GET YOU'RE HOE ASS AWAY FROM MY MAN BEFORE I BREAK YOU'RE LEGS!!!!

*nora screaming woke the other two up*

Pyrrha:mh..what's going on?

Izuku:oh nothing just waking you guys up

*Ren looked at the clock and then at izuku annoyed*

*if there was one thing Ren loved in this world apart from nora it was sleeping*

Ren:it's 5 am...

Izuku:and there 4 people here with only 1 bathroom and giving how both you and pyrrha have long hair aka more time in the shower washing it its best to wake up early to do that but before that a quick workout after shower then breakfast then it's off to class

Pyrrha:what kind or quick exercise?

Izuku:oh just a quick run around the school to wake the body up and get the blood bumping

Pyrrha:I must agree with izuku while I hate waking up before the sun the points he made are correct let's go everybody

*Ren groaned as nora dragged him by his leg as they left*

Later

*they make I to class and sit down izuku looking at the clock they were 5 minutes early as for the rest of there team they were looking at the other teams they noticed alot where whispering about there leader with a few glaring at him pyrrha looked at izuku noticed that he didn't care*

Pyrrha:izuku...

Izuku:yes I know there talking about me yes I know there glaring at me no I don't care just ignore it

Pyrrha:how can I ignore the slanderous accusations there giving you

Izuku:slanderous would imply it's false and all there saying is true I did do all that laughing my lungs out the feeling of adrenaline knowing that if i fuck up I'll get killed or jail oh it just...makes you feel alive but there's one thing that is not true

Pyrrha:and what would that be?

Izuku:that I killed 10 men which is simply not true my hands are dirty but not bloody I'm a thief not a killer

Ren:then why not tell them that?

Izuku:because just like konoha couldn't tell a scroll from a kunai when it came to naruto this people's can't tell a thief from a killer all they see is a bad man there not gonna believe a word I say so why should i waste my breath on that? If they want to belive it then by all means let them

*izuku caught a water balloon that was being sent his way and three it back to its owner*

Kaminari:ah fuck!!

Kyoka:i told you the rumors are true he's got eyes on the back of his eyes

*izuku glanced at them there team consisted of denki kaminari,kyoka jiro, momo yaoyorozu, and itsuka kendo all flinch with kendo giving izuku a nasty glare*

Izuku;no I don't have eyes on the back of my head I'm a wolf faunus not a spider faunus what I do have if fantastic ear I heard you whispering what you were gonna do while I was talking with my teamates tip from a thief never say you're plan out in the open you never know who could be listening beside

Izuku:ain't no way I was gonna let you wet my suit so don't true that again momo ve a dear and control you're team

Momo:s..sorry izuku I mean Mr wolf!

Izuku:darling darling please call me izuku we are friends after all

Kendo:who would want to be friends with a thief?

*kendo snared izuku looked at her smirking*

Izuku:well you're mother had no problem being my friend last night

* izuku sat back down he could hear kendo swearing up a storm at him with momo holding her in place*

Izuku:reminder dear you could get in trouble of you start a fight especially with the security cameras all around us and one of the teachers sleeping under his desk

*people tensed up looking around seeing no cámaras as aizawa comes out from his desk making his hair into a bun*

Aizawa:how did you know about the cámaras?

Izuku;I'm a special wolf remember what happened to me? Whatever that doctor did made my sense so much stronger makes it easy to Crack open a safe or say hear the small almost unheard electrical humming of the cámaras on the lamp on you're desk...on top of the board...and if I'm not wrong at the very top on the ceiling

Aizawa:you missed the..

Izuku;the one on that teddy bear on the desk? No I just wanted to see if you would say anything

*izuku had a small but noticeable smug smile as aiwaza chuckled a little*

Aizawa;impressive

Izuku;hey I'm not one of the most wanted for nothing

Aizawa:anyway hello everyone I'm you're new homeroom teacher shota aizawa and the woman who is trying to come inside without me noticing is my teaching assistant Summer rose

*Summer flinched and then laughed shyly as she walked up next to him taking off her hood*

Summer:hello everyone I'm sure you all must know of me but please don't let that distract you were here to learn although I would be more then happy to answer any question you may have after class

*mineta lifted his hand Summer looked at her tablet*

Summer:yes umm..mr. mineta

Mineta:are you're boobs real?

*mineta and his team chuckled until a shot was heard mineta paled as there was a pretty big hole inches from his face they looked at Summer holding her weapon with a dark smile on her face *

Summer:I don't know was that bullet real?