danisnotonfire: Phil, you're going to tell me now, right?

AmazingPhil: yeah, just give me a sec to move somewhere...safer.

danisnotonfire: wait! come to my place.

AmazingPhil: r-really? your parents won't mind??

danisnotonfire: I'll tell them it's for school.

danisnotonfire: but pls be careful.

AmazingPhil: I'll be fine. :)

*Sent at 17:31*

danisnotonfire: Phil?

*Delivered at 17:32*

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AmazingPhil: okay, I'm out of the house.

danisnotonfire: what were you doing??climbing out the window?

AmazingPhil: exactly!

danisnotonfire: what? really?!

AmazingPhil: yeah, it's my party trick.

danisnotonfire: it's your party trick to escape out of a house by climbing out a window?? wOw, that's better than me.

AmazingPhil: well, what's your party trick?

danisnotonfire: hahahahaha XD party trick?! nothing, of course. maybe that's bc I've never been to a party before...

AmazingPhil: oh my...you're a party virgin!

danisnotonfire: I guess you could say that...

danisnotonfire: sigh...

danisnotonfire: have you been to a party before?

AmazingPhil: yeah, a couple. why?

danisnotonfire: just curious.

AmazingPhil: like Curious George!

danisnotonfire: XD

AmazingPhil: guess what?

danisnotonfire: what?

AmazingPhil: I'm here.

Author's Note: Oh, I know! I'm stalling the whole conversation about Phil's dad, but I love their banter! Don't you?! <3 (Btw, I know the actual Phil doesn't have a mean dad, but it's fanfiction. Go along with it!) Anyways, the next chapter's gonna be special...real special. That means it may take a couple days to write, so I'll be updating then! Thanks! xx