(At the request of joni7hgc)
The author of world-famous children's fiction: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland!

"If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does." 

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"But, said Alice, if the world has absolutely no sense, who's stopping us from inventing one?"

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"How long is forever?
Sometimes just one second" 

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"Be sure the safest rule is that we should not dare to live in any scene in which we dare not die." 

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"Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop." 

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"Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle." 

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"I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter." 

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"I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then" 

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"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

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"She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it)."