(At the request of __moonwriter__ and joni7hgc)

Looked up Rick Riordan, the author of Percy Jackson and the Olympians, in the Urban Dictionary:
"Uncle Rick - The troll of the trolls, the king troll, of and all of it's awesomeness."

*Ahum, weird fandom*

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." 

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"If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself."

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"Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong." 

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"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." 

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"People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can't be fixed." 

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"Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die." 

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"I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." 

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"Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing."

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"It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality." 

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"Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all." 

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"Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes."