It's 3 o'clock in the AM when a loud clattering noise jolts Olan from his slumber. He looks around his room, feeling very confused, and resolves he must've just dreamed up the noise -

- until it happens again.

His eyes widen and he, again, looks around his room, but to no avail. Finally he realizes he must do the inevitable.

He must investigate.

Olan slowly creeps out of bed and makes his way to the door, Star Wars PJs glowing in the moonlit expanse of his bedroom. He takes a deep breath and just freakin' flings open that door - just BOOM *flings* it! - like a little preying mantis just, you know, BOOM! - and is shocked to find nothing there.

And so he continues to investigate, peering around corners until finally making it to the kitchen, where he sees light. Yes, light - the old fluorescent bulb - staring him right in the face! Feeling a sudden burst of courage making its way steadily through his veins, he decides to sprint into the kitchen and just attack whatever the heck even made that noise. He sprints, majestically, only to stop short and find none other than STARSCREAM

STARSCREAM

MAKING SPAGHETTI.

AT 3 - FREAKING 3 - IN THE AM!

"STARSCREAM." says Olan. Starscream stares in reply. "What are you doing?"

The cat stirs the noodles and switches the oven off with his paw before continuing to give Olan his infamous, merciless stare. After what seems like hours, Olan speaks again. "Okay, you know what? I'm not even mad," he laughs loudly, "you're just crazy - just crazy! Ah...." he turns around. "I'm going back to bed."

A/N: So here's the first story! I love Olan's YouTube channel and think he's just a great human all around! Hope you enjoyed this random little adventure!