"I fucking knew he was an alien!" Somebody screamed as they were holding a picture of Mark Zuckerberg

"Well, as you know, you have heard of the microwaves, the socks, Shrek 5, the toothpaste, the d20 of life, and Minecraft 2. You also know about the aliens and cat girls...so, while you're at it, this is a rescue mission" the woman spoke over the television. It seemed like a whole lot was riding on us, so we can't give up here

I couldn't just leave, so I did the only reasonable thing I could do...

Take my weed, drugs, and shit, and hope out of the fucking plane

"LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!!!!" I screamed as I plummeted about 40,000 feet through the sky, seeing that the raid scouts had already returned, and the raid had begun!

"We're doing this old school!!" I plummeted past the missiles and turrets, with the beam weapons firing rapidly everywhere, burning through my parachute.

"FUUUUUUUCK!!!" I shouted as I was getting prepared to slam into the ground, only to slowly float for a second as I hit my head on a bucket

"Shiiiiiit!!!" Another, high voice could be heard as a boat fell from the sky, while I climbed out of the water.

"Good job Felix, maybe you might find a dick here!" Dark was using his emo vampire cape to look like a dragon and float, as he threw us some guns

"Let's do this shit!" John swung down next to me and Dark, pulling out a greatsword, with Felix and his diamond sword, and Orion with his hat sideways and monster in hand.

"For the alien cooooochiiieee!!!!!"
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As we charged, we saw the walking villages start climbing through the walls, but slowly getting shot down by laser rifles, while Haruto charged through repeatedly, and continuously being shot away from the entrance

"Shit, we're getting overwhelmed! We need a new strategy!" Pita had started shouting as he summoned his Shrech, as it rose from the land itself, and began fighting godzilla. Knuckles were bare as the enormous robotic ogre slammed it's fist in a five knuckle shuffle, and slammed it's arms down upon the radioactive reptile.

It began as Emina's hair swelled, glowing a bright gold as it grew, her bitchy kareness aura intensifying as the general held back their urge to stop her, as she slammed her giant beehive into the tanks below.

"We need more firepower!!!" I shot the plasma rifle through some banshees, as the gigantic robotic hunk of ogre was toppling over, and the Super Karen was receiving retaliation

"Go!," Orion called out "I'll hold them off!" He ate something green and purple, and began drinking more monster than I thought possible. He charged, gaining distance as he climbed on Haruto, shadow cloning his way to the walls of the compound, before realling back his fist

"Plus...ULTRA...MONSTA...POWAH!!!"

His monstrous blow landed on the wall, shattering it as the buggies and hordes of people ran through, charging at their opening, with Obama in the back.

"Go! Go! Get to the Aliens" Arnold shouted like mad as he was firing his gattling guns, as I lead the charge. I watched as Orion and Haruto were swiftly being gunned down, Orion using the wall as a shield as he threw it at the choppers, with Haruto activating his sharingan to murderize everything in his path

"Go, Y/n! We'll hold them off!!" The Two of them called out as I looked back, the ogrous mech being bombarded with fire, being peeled apart like an onion.

"I won't leave you!" I called out, getting ready to do something crazy

I got ready, split my hand, and cried out to my imaginary friends for help

"Rise, IRWIN!!!" I cried out, as I bled across the land, the ground splitting open as the scaled monster arose

"Go, my Floridian Swamp Cat! Give us a chance!" The enormous beast snarled and hissed, as it devoured the guards, spitting out blood and limbs as it seemingly grinned, being shot at with everything they had

"For Florida, the king has come!" I cried out as I ran through the opening in the wall, used the ever growing map I had gotten from Felix, and found the cell block.

"Woah...They really were here..."

Seeing the cells, I immediately opened them all, smashing the release button, as they slowly opened, not giving myself enough time to gaze in awe

"Go, you're free! Go! Go! Go!!!" I was calling out, but none of them were leaving. They simply stood there, looking behind me.

"Well, you've made it far enough, but now you have to deal with me...Y/n..." I couldn't believe it...THEY WERE HERE TOO!?