Alright everyone, I said I would do this, so I'm gonna fucking do it. I may have been high when I had the idea, but I'm doing this and don't care about the torture I have to endure to crank this out. I'm not very memey considering, and I am very unaware of all the shit that's supposedly there and all the area 51 memes, so please, just bear with me and how horribly this goes. Now on to the fucking megacringe
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In the beginning....there was man...and soon man...had created their ultimate pinnacle of prosperity...

"MEEEEEEEEMEES!!!!" The man screamed at the woman next to him, as she was holding her dog like her child, and a bird rested in her enormous beehive of a haircut.

This would be a strange sight, if you didn't take into account that this was an American airline, and that the man in the aisle seat was making out with a large body pillow of Shrek. So...pick your battles here

"So...," the flight attendant called out to the passengers "who here is going to the raid~?" She smiled kindly as if this were a daily occurrence

Nearly all of the people on the plane raised their hands, while the flight attendant smiled, giggling, and walked off to her side

"Well then~," her smile began to turn ominous as her eyes were covered in shadow "get the fuck off this plane~"

It became apparent that she wasn't normal when she pulled open the door to the plane, shoved people put of the door, and threw parachutes down to them after they were already out "get off this plane~!!" She smiled as she punched a few in the guts, and just threw others.

Soon the lights went out, with the door swiftly closing.

A large tv turned on at the front of the plane, with a dark silhouette and distorted voice speaking
"Welcome, Everyone. It is a pleasure to meet you all. Your de- *ahem* 'adventure' awaits you~"
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What? What are they talking about? What just happened?!

"You all are the best of the best at being the best of the best of what you do the best the best..."

What?

"What?"

"What?"
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Everyone was confused by that sentence, but they got the point

"So...you all wish to join the raid? Well...you will lead us in this battle, and will be dropped off near the facility."

It was hard to think through what was happening, but they were correct

"Now...introductions...Pita, the great Shrekmanian. The one who started the great religion of Shrek is love Shrek is life."

The guy making out with the Shrek body pillow turned to look at the screen

"Dark Ignis. The edgy meme Lord. Known for being edgy and using memes of area 51 to spreadvhe cause. True goal, proving all guards are gay with his merch."

The man with the black hoodie sighed as he tried to open the door to the plane

"Emina. The Karen that has the goal of curing her fellow Karen of their Karen" the girl with the giant Karen haircut that took up the walkway at the very back stood up "is like to speak to your manager!"

There was a shoe that flew at her face, knocking her out

"Orion, the super Kyle. He has succeeded in producing...the infinity monster...he has punched through more walls than we can count, and his high rants drag in anybody nearby, causing them to become high by association, and freak out like he does, going into freaky rants"

The guy in the hat with sunglasses held a giant brownie, and huffed a thing of monster

"Felix...the red stone engineer. He has built things people haven't thought of because of their complex stupidity and supremely strange reasoning"

"Hey, I only made a functional battle bus for my cat to be my girlfriend one time!" The fourteen year old man child screamed

A/n- remember guys, no matter how much these seem like people I know...it's still satire and these people have no correlation to anybody ever...please don't hurt me guys

"Next, we have legion. The king of moronic ideas, John. He fights and bangs everything he sees, and will always have dumb ideas that work. But that might not help him here."

"Haruto...the gold medal champion Naruto runner. Going a maximum speed of 3 billion light years per second (according to himself), he can speed through the raining before and will unlock the gates from the inside"

The Two of them had high fived as Dark sighed

"And...finally, as the leader of this operation. Y/n l/n. He is a very faulty fusion of all of you, and more. The main reason for him being here is his birthplace...the only one from the state...Florida..."

Everyone stared in shock at me. Sure, I'm from Florida, yes, I've given an alligator a belly rub, it's not that hard to believe, we're a thing.

"Anyways," the woman in the shadow continues "we need your help, my brother was captured again and we need to get my dad out"

Wait, what?

"My name...is Amandrea Zuckerberg"

You've gotta be fucking kidding me...