Note-these will be sperated into 3 or 4 parts

Nostalgia critic,malcom,and tamara were on a train

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RIIIIIIING!

nerd:(offscreen)cinemasacure studios

Nostalgia critic:NEEEEEEEEERD!hows it going?

Nerd:(offscreen)oh hey critic,its been going a little bit...well...shitty.

Nostalgia critic:what?how?

[L's office]

Nerd:i'll tell you all about it once you get to L's office.

[Outside]

The nostalgia critic,tamara,and malcolm arrived

Nerd:you finally showed up

Nostalgia critic:yeah,i did,and also i just found these 2 games!

Nerd:you too?!

Nostalgia critic:what?

Tamara:you mean he got a game as well

Nerd:DO YOU NOT SEE WHATS IN MY FUCKING HANDS?!

Nostalgia critic:...oh.well i have one for the sega saturn and the sony playsation aka the ps1

Nerd:*sighs*atleast i have those consoles.

Usagi:WAIT!i have a game as well

Nerd:...for the ds?

Nostalgia critic:oh christ...

Nerd:give me a momment.(walks off and arrives with Kyle Justin)

Kyle Justin:what...are those?

Nostalgia critic:JUST PLAY THE SONG!

Kyle Justin:*sighs and grabs his gitair*you want in on the song or(sees the cirtic shook his head no)okay,just reviewing the games it is.*plays the song*hes gonna take you back to the past...to play the shitty games that suck ass,he rather have...a buffalo!take a diera dump in his ear,he rather eat,the rotten asshole,of roadkill skunk and down it with bear,hes the most angriest gamer you ever heard,hes the angry nentendou nerd,hes the angry atari sega nerd,hes the angry video game neeeeeeerd

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The nerd:okay,here we go.ahem...you gonna...

Nostingia critic:oh,hello im the nostingia critic.i remember it,so you dont have to.now have you experance bad games before?

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Nerd:yes the ciritc did review 2 video games before,but i decided to review all of the bad games,if anyones gonna make me play bebes kids ill be pissed.but however theres some games based on anime,some are good,some are shit

Nostingia critic:and some are ment to be forgotten,but here are some of the sailor moon games!yes i did review the show,but i deicde to help the nerd out for bit and-

There was static

Usagi:WHAT IS GOING ON?!

L:someone is hacking into the main computers

Chihiro:who?!

It was phelious and luna

Phelious:HERES A TALKING CAT!

Nostingia critic:GOD DAMN IT PHELIOUS!I CANT BELEAVE YOU INTERUPTED A VIDEO GAME REVIEW!

Phelious:but it dosnt mean theres a talking cat called luna!eh?

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Usagi:...(backs off)

Luna:usagi,you there?

Usagi:IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAPAN!

L:shes not wrong.

Chihiro:who are you?

Luna:i am luna,thanks to phelous,not he rescued me from the cold

Phelous:SEE CRITIC!IM NOT HEARTLESS!

Nostingia critic:THEN HOW COME YOUR SARCASTIC?!

Luna:he also helped me find usagi

The nerd:a talking cat looking for its owner?!well then,HOW ABOUT YOU EXPLAN WHAT WE'RE GONNA PLAY!

Phelous:ive done video game reviews before so im a pro at this!...if anyone dosnt know what im talking about-

Nostalgia critic:NO ONE CARES!

Phelous:whatever.

Nostalgia critic:alright,lets start with this one

The nostalgia critic tries to put it in

Nostalgia critic:WHAT THE HELL?!

Nerd:why wont it fit?!

Then a hollogram of jontron appears

Jontron:allow me to explan,first you get some pliers,then you cut the two tabs out,then put the game in and see if it works!(fades away)

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Phelous:i did that with my snes once.it worked

(The intire gameplay...well look it up on youtube)

Nerd:whats up with that glowing light?it looks like the opening for a star wars flim

Phelous:he comes from far away?look out its jason X!

Nostalgia critic:wrong subject.

Phelous:sorry...

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Nerd:what the hell?!

Nostalgia critic:so it was a glowing black hole this intire t-oh its a meteor.

Malcolm:(looking with binocaurs)huh,thats a meteor alright.

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Nerd:the 30th century?

Phelous:oh boy!we got flying cars!

Nostalgia:no we didnt.all we got was fred becoming a king

Fred:hey its fred!

Luna:NO!this "fred" isnt king

Nerd:oh,okay,your saying dr.jekl and mr.hyde became game of the year!god!who does that?!

Luna:dear lord...

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Nerd:...what the hell?

Luna:that is the sliver crystal,it detects dark energy

Phelous:no.

Luna:what?

Nostalgia critic:it literally looks like its looking up jewelry porn!

Nerd:(sighs and drinks some beer)

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Nerd:(spittakes)it stopped,vibraiting?!who puts that in a nes game?!nobody!true theres chairs that vibrate,and thats only because of the massuges,BUT THIS,ITS A LIKE STOP VIBRATING,LIKE ACTAUL VIBRATING!OH MY GOD!

Phelous:you really ARE a nerd are you?

Nerd:I AM A NERD!HELL!IM THE FUCKING NERD!

Phelous:well after a very,very,long dialogue,we finnaly get to play the ga-oh nevermind.

Nerd:WHAT THE HELL?!THESE DIALONGE ARE WAY LONGER THAN THE CREDITS OF STAR WARS AND SOULCALIBUR 4 COMBINED!

Nostalgia critic:who in there right mind decides to put in these long dialogues?

Phelous:whoever is retarded.

Nerd:so then we finnaly get the tittle screen and the theme to the anime.which almost sounds like it,pretty average for a super nentendou game

Nostalgia critic:alright,lets play it

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Nerd:WHAT THE FUCK?!

Nostalgia critic:COME ON!

phelous:HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

(Oh,faced!)

Nerd:another dialogue sence?!ugh!what pecie of shit!

Phelous:but funny at the same time!

Nostalgia critic:no it isnt!

Nerd:but hang on,why arent the other people yellowish gray?in earthbound,they all have color!whats up with that?

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Nerd:ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!BACK AT THE TITLE SCREEN?!

Nostalgia critic:WHO MADE THIS GAME?!

(Your all weridos!)

Phelous:thats better

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Nerd:so the gameplay is like your advarge rpg type of game,the grapics are a bit well done,but however...yeah,thats where things get turned into shit.

Phelous:yeah...your characters are all...girls that turn young people on.

Nostalgia critic:which the show was usually about.

Nerd:HOW DID IT EVEN TURN INTO A FRANCHISE THEN?!also in the game a sciantist asks one of them if they have a boyfriend,your fighting a puppet,AND THERES A FUCKING GHOST!

(Sorry i havent played the game yet...😅)

Phelous:an internet ghost?

Nerd and Nostalgia critic:NO!

Phelous:ugh...

Nerd:whats even worst is that sometimes,YOUR DRESSED AS A MAID ON A FUCKING DATE!WHO DOES THAT?!

BIG LIPPED ALIGATOR MOMMENT

Phelous:...what?

Nostingia chick:something i made up son of a bitch!(slaps phelous)

(A cameo from the nostinga chick)

Phelous:...OW!

Nerd:whats even worst is that every tine you olay the game you fight any kind of villian that turns people on somehow!!but however the game has good grapics but eitherway,FUCK THIS GAME!GET IT OUT OF MY FACE!(throws the snes game away)

It hits jewwarios head

Jewwario:OW!hm?oh!a game from japan!(takes it and walks off)

(I know jewwario died but,may he rest in peace)

Nerd:we only have 3 left.

Phelous:hey i got a text from a slime girl

Usagi:dont!

Nostalgia critic and nerd:no,no,no,no,no,no!

Phelous:too late im going out!(leaves then screams)

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Then the tv gets hacked again

Luna:who is it this time?!

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Angry joe:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HELLO THERE CITZENS OF EARTH!SOON I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO-

Nostalgia critic:angry joe?

Angry joe:...oh no,i gotta get this off before

Other joe:DO YOU WANNA PLAY ZOMBIE G-

BANG!

Angry joe:...whats going on now?

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Nerd:...well...best is that you hear the rest of the tales.

Angry joe:...wheres phelous?

Luna:on a date with a slime girl

Angry joe:what?

Nerd:dont worry about it he always dies.