There was a boy named Keefe

The whiniest elf in the land

He had an awesome bodyguard

Who was always at hand

There was a girl named Soph

The most powerful elf in the land

She also had a bodyguard

Though he was kinda bland

Keefe met Soph and was instantly in love

But Soph was oblivious

Which everyone was sick of

So I make this ballad today

To make Soph understand

That she is an oblivious turtle

And her brain is a wasteland

"What happened then?"

"Did she figure it out?"

She's standing right here,

and this will make you shout:

Soph was still oblivious

for all she said was "what?"

Then she left claiming

that she knew nothing

BUT

Keefe was inspired

inspired and determined

To show Soph the truth

and no longer carry his burden

Nevermind, Keefe is too whiny

He's trying to erase this

but I used a pen, ha!

yeah, try me

For my name is Ro

The best-est in the land

Keefe annoyed me

so now I try my hand

Poetry is kinda fun

maybe I'll make more

One about the teal-eyed kid

And his love for decor

P.S.

Why hello reader, this is Keefe. Yes, I know I'm breaking the fourth wall. But I just wanted to say: 

BO AND RO ARE TOTALLY A COUPLE!!!

It's official guys, and nothing Ro does can stop me!

How about some of my bacteria friends?

AAAAGHHH!!

For the record, Me and Bo are NOT a couple.