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The cafe was slightly across from the Bank. And that's where they were headed. Cars zooming off, people ran screaming, people stopped and got out of their cars and ran. Ah, the bank. Wolf looked over at Snake. "Guinea pig huh?" "It's the Rolls-Royce of rodents" 

"Yeah but it's still a rodent. You know what I mean?" he told Snake, jogging the rest of the way up the stairs.  "Dont mind us, just robbing this place" everyone who was there gasped and started screaming as they ran. Snake quickly slithered towards the goods, Wolf pointed to where he was going and went as well to grab bags of money. The alarm went off.

They quickly jumped out the window as some money flew out.

They hoped in the car and the tires squealed off as they did. "Whoo! Yeah!"

Wolf held up a fist "Go bad.." "Or go home" Snake finished as head bumped Wolf's fist; they laughed. 

Speeding down the street. He takes a double look at the viewers watching him... He broke the 4th wall. "Heyy, you. Get over here" he said with his hand motioning it over to the viewers before looking ahead and back at them again.

"Ooh, I know what it is" he began, swerving over, closer to the viewer. "You're afraid. Because I'm the.. BIG BAD WOLF!  Well, I'm not surprised. I am the villain in every story" Looks at Snake. "Isn't that right, Mr. Snake?"

Snake chuckled "Yep" and went back to trying to open the safe. "Say hello to Mr. Snake."

"Serpentine, safe-cracking machine. Imagine Houdini but with no arms. Kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half empty, then steal it from you. He's also my best bud" He tilted his head over to Snake and smiled "And today is his birthday!~" he sang. "Not relevant" Snake told him as Wolf hooked his arm around Snake and said. "He's a sweetheart. Your a sweetheart" before the cops caught up to them. 

"Well look who's here"

"Took'em long enough"wolf said and sped the car up even faster. Getting closer to the stoplight "Watch this. Three... Two...One"on point and all of the traffic lights turns green. Miss Tarantula jumps from the traffic light and into the car. "And over here is Miss Tarantula,"

"our in-house hacker, our pocket search engine, our traveling tech wizard. We call her Webs" Sirens started whooping and horns were honking. "Very slick, Webs" "I also took over the police dispatch, blurred their satellite imaging system, grounded their chopper" she stated as Wolf nodded. "And one more thing~"she sangtilting her head as she looked over at Snake. This caught his attention and he looked over squinting his eyes. "You didn't" 

A guy on a delivery motorbike deove beside the car "I got a special delivery for...[looks over]AH! OOh! DONT EAT ME!" Wolf grabs the 3 decker cake before the delivery man swerved off cowerdly, making some police cars crash, and nodded with a slight thank you. "Please! Don't eat me!"

"Happy birthday, Mr. Grumpy Pants" she said teasingly as Wolf chuckled. "I think I hate you" 

Reaching to where Shark was, was at a construction site. Four Portor potties were in the air as Shark guided them on where to put them. Wolfs car made it but the police cars didn't as of Shark quickly put his hands down making the porter potties to fall in front of them. The car did one dounut as Shark jumped in. "[chuckles]Guys, its me! I was the construction worker!" "And this is Mr. Shark,"

"master of disguise, apex predator of a thousand faces. His greatest trick: stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa. Dig that" Wolf explained. 

"Watch it, big tuna. I'm trying to work here!"Snake yelled angrily pushing his seat back where it was with his head. "Keep it cool, baby. Birthdays should be chill"he said, putting a birthday hat on Snake's head.

"And rounding out the crew..."Wolf started. 

Hearing knocking inside the glove compartment like something was trying to get out. So the police squinted his eyes and BAM "SURPRISE![laughs]" Piranha attacked the police man in the car and busted through the window. "..Is Mr. Piranha"

"He's a loose cannon with a short fuse, willing to scrap with anyone or anything. He's brave. He's fearless. Uh, who am I kidding? He's crazy" he finished as Piranha plopped in the car laughing. "Santo cielo, that's a lot of po-po!" "Uh, Piranha, did we forget something?"  she asked raisng an eyebrow. "What?"he said still smiling. "The present. You know" Piranha's eyes widen like and I oop- "Oh, um... Of-of course I didn't forget" he said nervously and let out a little gas. "You know you fart when you lie, right?(-_-)" 

"What? No, I fart when I'm nervous" 

"Yeah. Nervous about lying"she finished. His stomach started burbling and he groaned. "Im sorry"he said and farted LOUDLY gasing up the car. 

[All:] "PIRANHA!" The windows quickly opened as they all stuck their heads head for air. "Don't breathe it in...I breathed it in!" Shark said. The gas was airing out causing the police to swerve and crash. 

"Yeah, they're a bit eccentric, but when you're born us, you don't exactly win many popularity contests." [Shark on the beach; someone yells SHARRK!]

Wolf still breaking the 4th wall talking to us watching. "Do I wish people didn't see us as monsters?" [Tarantula on a tredmil along with someone else beside her, she put her hand up at him "Eight legs, eight times the cardio" MON-STER! the guys said as he tumbled on his tredmil] "Sure, I do" [Piranha in a hot tub with a few people; "What's up, papa?"They screamed and ran] "But these are the cards we've been dealt, so we might as well play 'em" he finished. 

"Jackpot"Snake said as he cracked open the safe. The money flew everywhere. Piranha:"Yess!"They laughed. 

Wolf swerved through an alley way and stopped, causing Snakes door to open and half of his body to come out. The safe flew out and landed..it opened to reveal..$1.00. Turns out, it was a police station...with a LOT of police there. Snake lifted himself up and shut the door, looking over at Wolf. "Um.." Everyone looked at him "What the thorax?" "Are you crazy?!" Pirhana whisper yelled. Wolf just looked at them with his usual grin. 

"What? I just wanted a longer car chase. [looks at us viewers]It's the best part" 

A police officer busted in her office. She was..looking at all of the mischief they had caused on her board. "CHIEF! IT'S..." She turned her head"Them!"

She busted her own door to the police station down. "Webs, hit it" Wolf told her, she pushed the button onher phone. They all put on shades, bobbing their head. 

("Stop, Drop, Roll" by Can't Stop Won't Stop playing)

"GET THEM!"she yelled, pointing at them. They all laughed and looked forward as Wolf sped off. Allt he police quickly hopped in their cars and also sped off after them. 

All of them jaming to the song feeling the groove and danced to it as Shark stood up through the window on top of the car.  "♪Hooked on hip-hop phonics♪"

[All] "♪Yeah, it works for me ♪So jump aboard, yeah, this train is free ♪The conductor, let me toot my whistle ♪The instructor of the funky uncle fizzle♪"

{~Enjoy the rest as they speed away with police cars chase them~}

"♪We be dancin' on a lake when it ain't froze over ♪ We be walkin' on water while you're sinkin' your rover ♪ If you step any closer, you'll be eatin' some teeth ♪ So please step back... ♪"

Chief began laughing as she closed in on them, put her police stick on the gas petal, climbed out of the car and held onto the light before reaching them. "I'm gonna put you guys away for so long, your fleas will have fleas" (That dont even make sense 👁👄👁)

She then grabbed the side of Wolf's car and pulled it closer to her. They gasped. Shark had a worried face before grinning "Chief. You want some cake? You seem a little angry" and they laughed. "Get that thing out of my face before I-" "Excuse me Chief"Wolf interrupted as she looked at him angrily. He pointed up ahead only for her to see a bus that had came to a stop.  She let go of the car and got up screaming, almost clyding with the bus. Fell out..but STILL held onto her car and hopped in as they sped off. (like just give up the chase already)

They bopped their head the the beat of the music....police cars behind them...up ahead... Chief smirked "[chuckles] You're mine" Wolf looked at the police cars in front, surprised but smirked as he sped up. "Hermano" Lightly pulled the break and swerved down a hill of steps into the air. All the cops crashed together. Snake, Piranha, Webs, Shark, and Wolf all slowly started to float out of the car and swam back towards the car. They screamed and the car finally landed which was now speeding down a long staircase, the cake landed back in the car as they looked at it before screaming even louder.

They finally reached the bottom, the car was still speeding. They stared forward with a slightly frightened face for a moment before buckling their seatbelt in.

"Yeah, we may be bad, [chuckles]but we're so good at it" he said as he put his classes in and everyone laughed. He sped off fast again.

The Chief freaked out climbing on top of the crashed cars, throwing a fit before clutching her teeth. "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Keep running, Wolf! One of these days, your luck is gonna run out!" she yelled. 

Getting back to their hideout(apartment?), Wolf called someone as they all walked in. "Hey, guess what we just did"

"[chuckles]Yeah, another robbery. Hey, do you know when you'll come to the hideout?"

"Ooh, nice. Okay. Well I guess ill be seeing you here sometime then"

"Okay. Call you later"

[??? POV]

(i have chosen the gender.................... PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME!!😭😭😭 I'M STILL GONNA MAKE THE OTHER TWO ANOTHER TIME!!)

As I was finishing with my tie while watching the news,  someone called me. I picked it up knowing who it was I grinned. "Hey, guess what we just did" Wolf voiced with courage. 

"Another robbery huh?"

"[chuckles]Yeah, another robbery. Hey, do you know when you'll come to the hideout?"

"I have to be somewhere today but I could come another time"

"Ooh, nice. Okay. Well I guess ill be seeing you here sometime then"

"You got it"

"Okay. Call you later" Wolf suggested, even though he wanted to talk more.

"[chuckles]Yeah, I don't mind"

I hung up the phone and left for my limo, along with my sister who was waiting for me inside it. Usually, she takes longer than me... well some of the time, depending on what I'm doing.  Then we arrived where the news would be cast live at. Honestly, it's really tiring having to keep this image of keeping our identities a secret. Don't tell anyone but..my sister, Diane Foxington, she's the Crimson Paw. Me? Heh, I'm the Golden Fang..some say Golden Flaxen(the color of a golden retriever) or the Golden Claw, but I'm fine with either one tbh. *Sighs* the good old days. Those were the best. Now. Time to broadcast about the lovely break-ins and Bad Guys.

I HOPE you enjoyed! Although you weren't in it, and I'm sorry, bUT dw, I'll be putting little scenes at the end like that so it won't be BorINg. Bye mini dumplings!!