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"Stop"

"I'll stop if you just explain it to me because I dont..." "Would you please just drop it" "Alright alright fine(4x)[puts spoon down] Consider it dropped, its dropped, on the ground" he said going for a sip of his coffee.

"Good" .   .  .  . " [chuckles]But I mean come on everybody loves birthdays!" Snake groans. "You got decorations, you got balloons, you got parties and cake" "Look. I dont need presents. I dont want decorations. And i-i'm not a cake guy"

"Seriously though you dont like cake? Name one food better than cake" Wolf asked him, causing him to grin.

"Guinea pig" 

"Ughh, again with the guinea pig![chuckles]I bet if I blindfolded you, you wouldnt be able to tell the difference between a skunk and a guinea pig"

"Wong. Snakes have impeccable taste buds. I can taste air" he stated confidently. "Air?" Wolf looked at him with a 'seriously' look as he looked around and back at him. "Yes. Air" he said as he began slurping the air. "Mm. Nice" 

"I dont know, they're uh... A little cute for my taste" "That's what makes them so delicious. You're not just eating food. You're eating pure goodness! It's not about the pig. It's about what symbolizes on a deeper level" 

"So you can... you can taste air?" he questioned to make sure as Snake groaned. Then Wolf began to tease him. "What else you got?" "Forget about it" Snake remarked, looking the other way. "W-w-wait. Can you also hear color?" Snake groaned yet again. Wolf chuckled again and used his hand as if he were blocking the sun. "Can you see sound?" he joked and rambled on.

"Alright alright. Okay" "Cause we should really be capitalizing on these skills"

"Okay, alright fine. Get it all out. Get it all out now!" "Okay, okay" 

Snake gaged up a clock out of his mouth as Wold got up from his seat and looked at him. The alarm dinged. "Look at that—4:00 p.m. Now I know the exact moment our friendship died" he said looking at Wolf grinning as he laughed. "Let's bounce" 

"Yep" Snake said also getting out of his seat. They walked toward the counter to pay. "Taste like um, you're gonna stick me with the bill...again. [people gasp]Well, it is my birthday" 

"So now you play the birthday card? Thats interesting[chuckles]Can we get a check, please, when you get a chance? Hello? Checkity-check-check. You know what?[people scream] We're just gonna leave the money right here, okay?" he said, placing a couple of dollar bills in the jar as they started to leave.  "You know the one thing good about this palce?"

"What"

"We never have to wait for a table"

"Well, isnt that every place?"

Snake slithered a little closer to the all the people who were bunch up together, with scared looks, on the opposite side of the cafe they were in. "Hey man, how ya been? I havent seen you in.. SNAKE ATTACK! [chuckles]Ooo, mints" he said the last part before swallowing the whole bowl. They screamed. "Sorry folks. I'm switching him to decaf" he said now with his back facing the doors. Snake did the same. 

"Alright" he began. "Lest do this" they both finished, opening the door, walking out.

[Scentence edited!] YOUR PICK! I haven't counted how many votes are on the gender but I guess ill start writing this story now. I already wrote this, I just never posted it bc I was waiting for more votes on the gender. 

Ill updt but ill also give yall time so for now, imma say they them ya know? Not he/she. FOR NOW. But ill go back and change it(edit it). I dont want you guys to be mad at me for not picking what u wanted. So, i came up w/ an idea...im gonna make another(2nd)maybe a 3rd book too, just so you canalso enjoy! Even if i pick NB for the gender, just think of a male or fem reader kay? But dw ill make more books of The Bad Guys soon!!!

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I hope you enjoyed! I STILL need to know from you guys, what GENDER U want it to be!! PICK ABOVE!^ PLZ COMMENT! BYE MINI DUMPLINGS!!