The Bad Guys Were Enjoying Another Day In L.A. As Wolf, Snake And Kaguya Picked Up The Newspaper At A Gas Station.

"Come On, Wolf! It's Too Dangerous!" Snake Said.

"Yeah! Why Would We Steal The Marachino Ruby?" Kaguya Asked.

"Thought We Had A Clean Slate. Look What The Chief Said About Us. 'The Ruby Is Safe From Those Stupid, Lame And Stupid Bad Guys'." Wolf Said As They Exited The Gas Station.

"Whoa! Two Stupids? Okay, I'm In." Snake Said.

"Count Me In, Too. Watashi Wa Tsuneni Yoi Mikaeri No Tame Ni Duan Shite Imasu." Kaguya Stated.

Snake Pulled Out A Push Pop And Starts Licking It.

"Hey, Did You Two Pay For That Push Pop?" Wolf Asked.

"What? You Want To See A Recite?" Snake Asked.

"Of Course We Did. What Makes You Think That?" Kaguya Asked As The Cops Showed Up.

"Freeze!" A Cop Shouted.

"What Do They Have Against Us?" Kaguya Asked, Shocked On How Fast They Came.

"I Don't Know Anymore." Snake Answered.

"Let's Do This!" Wolf Said As They Speed Off.

***

"Okay, To Get To The Ruby, First We'll Need Disguises!" Wolf Said.

To Break Into The Museum, Shark Was Disguised As A Security Guard And Lead The Guards Away.

"I Got This!" Shark Said.

***

"Then Break Our Way In."

Piranha Bashed The Chained Door Open With His Muscles And Speed.

"Blammo!" Piranha Exclaimed.

***

"Hack The Security System."

Webs Shuts Down The Security System.

"Done And Done." Webs Said.

***

"Make Sure The Coast Is Clear."

Kaguya Was Wearing Her Ninja Outfit And Made Sure The Coast Was Clear.

"Piece Of Cake." Kaguya Said.

***

"Crack The Lock."

Snake Cracks Open The Case Holding The Ruby.

"Hands Free." Snake Said.

***

"And Then Finally..."

Suddenly, A Light Flashed On The Ruby And It Revealed To Be Chief Luggins With A Flashlight.

"Aha! Gotcha! I Knew You Couldn't Resist After Calling You Stupid Twice, You..." Chief Luggins Said Before She Realized It Wasn't The Bad Guys.

It Was Just One Of The Police Officers, Officer Bob.

"Wait... Officer Bob? What Are You Doing Here?" Chief Luggins Asked, Confused.

"City News Report The Maraschino Ruby Is Possibly Fake And... It Does Seem Like It's Made Of Candy." Bob Said Before Licking The Candy Ruby.

"Well, Of Course It Is! I Made It Myself. The Real One Is With Me At All Times. This Was All An Elaborate Plot The Bad Guys!" Chief Luggins Explained As She Pulled Out The Real Maraschino Ruby.

"I Thought They'd Gone Good, But It Turns Out They Were Arrested Earlier Today." Bob Stated.

"What?!" Chief Luggins Asked.

***

Chief Luggins And Officer Bob Head Off To The Police Station.

Officer Bob Showed Chief Luggins The Bad Guys Except Shark Handcuffed In The Interrogation Room, Surprising The Chief Of Police.

"That's Two Stupids Too Many, Chief." Wolf Said, Holding Up The Newspaper.

"And It's Just Offensive At This Point." Kaguya Said, Crossing Her Arms While Smirking.

"I Can't Believe My Eyes. How?" Misty Asked.

"Uh, They Were Taken In This Morning For Stealing A... Push Pops?" Bob Answered, Confused.

"Allegedly." Snake Said.

Snake And Omega Pulled Out The Push Pop And The Bottle Before Hiding Them.

"Haha! A Crime Is A Crime And You Are Guilty! Even If It's For A Minor Legal Infraction. Case Closed! I Win And You..." Chief Luggins SaidBefore Getting Cut Off.

Suddenly, Shark Opened The Door And He Disguised Himself As A Lawyer.

"Objection! Junior Lost, And Attorney At Law And I Am Outraged. Outraged! To See My Poor Frightened Clients Being Interrogated Without Their Lawyer Present, Which I Am!" Shark Yelled.

"Don't You Think Shark's Doing Too Much?" Kaguya Whispered.

"Maybe A Little." Snake Said, Quietly.

Shark Took An Recite Out Of His Suitcase. 

"Exhibit A! A Recite For 79 Cents Thus Proving They Are Entirely Innocent. Furthermore, Planting A Fake Ruby For Them To Steal Is Called Entrapment! Which Is An Illegal Crime!" Shark Exclaimed.

"Wow. You Think Someone Who's In Charge Of The Police Would Know That. Kinda Disappointing, Don't You Think?" Kaguya Asked.

"My Thoughts Exactly! Officer, Arrest This Officer!" Shark Said.

"What?! That Is Ridiculous! Is That...?" Chief Luggins Said As Bob Cuffed Her.

"It's True. Sorry. Major Legal Infraction." Bob Said.

Chief Luggins Was Shocked To Hear That.

Wolf Picked Up Kaguya Before Getting Up And Picked Up The Phone.

"Hold On, Chief. We Won't Press Charges, If You Like To Retract A Certain Statement." Wolf Said, Holding Up The Phone To Her Ear.

"City News, Can I Help You?" The Lady Asked.

***

The Next Day At The Police Station, Officer Bob Got The Newspaper That Was Dropped Off At The Front.

Chief Luggins Was Crying Over Her Failure.

"I Almost Had Them!" Chief Luggins Cried.

"There, There Chief. On The Bright Side, The Real Maraschino Ruby Hass Been Returned To The Museum." Officer Bob Said, Showing Her The Newspaper.

"Wait! I... But I Didn't Return The Real..." Chief Luggins Said As She Reached Into Her Pocket And Pulled Out A Push Pop Instead Of The Maraschino Ruby.

"No, No, No, No, No!" Chief Luggins Said As She Realized What Happened.

***

As Wolf Gave Her The Phone, Kaguya Quckly Switched The Maraschino Ruby With Snake's Push Pop.

It Turns Out That The Heist The Bad Guys Did At The Museum Was Just To Switch The Candy Maraschino Ruby With The Real Maraschino Ruby.

***

"I Guess They're Not So Bad After All." Officer Bob As Chief Luggins Gets Steamed Up.

"Don't... Even... SAY IT!" Vhief Luggins Growled As She Snaps The Push Pop In Half.

***

Omega, Wolf And Snake Exited The Gas Station With The Newspaper.

"Look At Here... 'The Ruby Is Safe From These Not So Stupid Bad Guys'." Wolf Said As Omega And Snake Laughed.

"I Can Hear Chief Having Tantrum Right Now." Kaguya Said.

"Us Too." Wolf Said.

"And It Was Surprisingly Easy." Kaguya Stated, Pulling The Candy Maraschino Ruby.

"Like Taking Candy From A Large And Very Angry Baby." Snake Said Before Swallowing The Candy Whole.

The Bad Guys Then Took Off And Drove Through The City.

"I Rest My Case!" Shark Yelled As The Bad Guys Laughed.