Los Angeles, one year later... wait, what?!

One year. It's been one year since Snake, Wolf, or Webs saw the Komodo Dragon.

In fact, no one knows where he's at.

Only a handful of people have seen him before he disappeared, and no one has seen him since. The last known footage of the hulking lizard is when he entered a bar late at night. Afterwards, he never came back out. However, the cameras caught someone entering the vehicle, and it's the same Komodo Dragon! No one saw him exit the bar, and no one knows where he could've exited.

Afterwards, both he, and his vehicle seemingly vanished when it drove down an old road in the dead of night. Never reappearing.

How does anyone know this? It's because it reached the news, and the Bad Guys caught wind of it.

Webs looked into it, and she can't seem to explain it herself. It's like watching a paranormal video on the internet. One minute he's there, then reappears suddenly, and then disappears.

It's like he's a ghost.

Webs was, in all honesty, a little bummed out that she never got to see the lizard again. However, she got over it, and moved on with her life.

Speaking of which, she's seen walking out of a gym she goes to for cardio... even though the people in there are scared of her. Despite that, she doesn't let it stop her from getting her workout.

Just because she's a tech wizard, doesn't mean she's lazy.

Anyways, as she's exiting the gym, she's confronted by the same group of preppy college jerks like last time.

"Well well well, look who it is. The eight legged bug." Boy one said in a snobby tone.

"I'm not a bug, you bunch of jackasses!" Webs snapped at them.

She didn't have time for this today. Wolf and Snake have a heist planned, and this is the last thing she wanted to deal with right now.

"Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it, freak?" Girl one spat.

The three boys, and three girls began to surround Webs once again. She hated the fact that she's small enough to be squashed by one of them, and that she can't get past their legs.

"No big dumb walking suitcase to protect you this time, eh?" Boy two pointed out in a mocking matter.

"Not like you can do anything either." Girl two mocked.

"I can easily ensnare you in a web cocoon." Webs pointed out.

It's true, she can do that.

"Oh like I'm so scared! There's six of us, and only one of you!" Boy three, also known as Brad, pointed out mockingly.

"Dumb bug freak." Girl three insulted.

"I'M NOT A BU-EEP!!!" Webs was about to scream out in anger, but was cut off by a shoe slamming down in front of her.

The shoe belonged to Boy one, and he moved his foot back before speaking.

"Shut the hell up, freak. No one cares." He snapped.

Unknown to them, a six wheeled Jeep Gladiator pulled up on the curb side before the driver put it in park. The driver got out, and immediately made his way towards the group.

"How about we break one her legs?" Brad suggested.

"Again with this shit?!" A familiar voice spoke up from behind the group.

They all turn to face the source of the voice, and are suddenly filled with fear when they see a familiar angry face approaching them.

It's Drago Komodo... and he's wielding a crowbar!!!

"Surprise motherfucker." He says.

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"W-Wait, let's just talk about- *CRACK!!!*"

A scared Brad didn't get to finish his sentence, due to getting cracked in the face by the Komodo's crowbar.

Brad's nose is now broken, and bleeding, but he also might have a fractured cheek bone from that hard a hit. Now he's wailing in pain on the ground.

Without a second thought, Drago began to swing his crowbar at the rest of the group. The crowbar hit its mark with each swing, and each jerk fell onto the ground in pain. Some of them lost a couple of their teeth.

Drago then stopped to look at his handiwork. Each snobby college student is now on the ground in pain. He then grabbed Brad by the collar of his shirt, and held him up to his face. Brad could only stare back in fear with his right eye.

"I warned you! I WARNED YOU I'D FIND YOU!!!" Drago yelled angrily before roaring, scaring the hell out of Brad.

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He then threw Brad through the window of the gym, and the snobby college student crashed through with it ease that it would make Scott Pilgrim proud.

"See you in your dreams!" He called out before cackling evilly.

(A/n: If you get this reference, you've watched a good movie.)

After that, he turned his attention to Webs, who's honestly shocked to see the big lizard perform a violent act right in front of her, and with such brutality.

"Long time no see, Webs." Drago greeted with a smirk.

"Drago?" Webs asked in disbelief.

"The one, and only." Drago said with a smile, placing the crowbar down in front of him like he's using it as a makeshift cane.

"Other than getting surrounded by a bunch of circus clowns, how's it going?" He asked casually, as if he didn't just beat the tar out of the college students.

"Uuuuuh... it's going good." Webs said, feeling awkward, because the college snobs are still groaning in pain around them.

"Good. Anyways, we should probably split before the cops show up." Drago suggested, heading back to his Jeep.

"Wait!" Webs called out, making Drago stop in his tracks, and turn his attention back towards her.

"Hm?"

"I just wanted to say thanks for, you know?" Webs said, feeling either nervous or awkward. Probably both.

"Oh. You're welcome. Anyways, see you around." Drago said, placing the crowbar in the passenger side of the jeep before closing the passenger door, and getting into the driver's side.

Once he closed the door, the put his seatbelt on, he started the engine, and drove away.

Webs quickly walked away from the scene, Drago, created, and made her way towards her destination. As she did, she began to think on how he just reappeared. First he's gone for a year, and now he suddenly shows up seemingly out of nowhere! Where was he, and what has he been doing all this time?

Webs decided to think about that later, and focus on the task at hand. After all, her friends have a heist planned.

...

Meanwhile, in a Diner...

We now cut to the inside of a diner, where in a booth are the notorious criminals known as Mr. Wolf, and Mr. Snake. They're sitting across from each other, and having a conversation about something.

"Stop." Snake said, getting annoyed about whatever it is they're talking about.

"I'll stop if you just explain it to me, because I don't-." Wolf said.

"Would you please just drop it?" Snake said, still annoyed, and cutting Wolf off.

"Alright, alright, fine, fine, fine, fine. Consider it dropped. It's dropped. It's on the ground." Wolf said, seemingly giving up.

"Good." Snake said.

But wolf still persisted.

"But, I mean, come on, everybody loves birthdays." Wolf said, making Snake groan.

"You got decorations. You got balloons. You got parties, and cake." Wolf continued.

"Look, I don't need presents, I don't want decorations, and I'm-I'm not a cake guy." Snake said.

"Seriously, though, you don't like cake? Name one good better than cake." Wolf questioned.

"Guinea pig." Snake answered.

"Oh, again with the guinea pig." Wolf said.

He then chuckled at a thought that crossed his mind.

"I bet if I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a skunk, and a guinea pig." Wolf joked.

"Wrong. Snakes have impeccable taste buds. I can taste air." Snake pointed out.

"Air?" Wolf asked.

"Yes. Air." Snake said.

He then slurped the air to prove his point.

"Mm. Nice." He said with satisfaction.

"I don't know. They're a little, uh... a little cute for my taste." Wolf said.

"That's what makes them so delicious. You're not just eating food. You're eating pure goodness. It's not about the pig. It's about what it symbolizes on a deeper level." Snake explained.

After a couple of seconds, Wolf decided to change topics.

"So, you can... you can taste air?" He asked, making Snake groan in annoyance.

"What else you got?" Wolf continued.

"Forget about it." Snake said.

"W-W-Wait. Can you also hear color?" Wolf asked teasingly, making snake groan more in annoyance.

"*Chuckles* Can you see sound?" Wolf continued.

"Alright, alright. Okay." Snake said annoyed.

"'Cause we should really be capitalizing on these skills." Wolf said.

"Okay, alright, fine. Get it all out. Get it all out now." Snake said, still annoyed with Wolf's teasing.

"Okay, okay." Wolf says.

Snake suddenly retches up an classic alarm clock, and it made a ding sound.

"Look at that. 4:00 p.m. Now I know the exact moment our friendship died." Snake said.

Wolf laughs at this.

"Let's bounce." He said.

"Yep." Snake said.

The two then got out of the booth to pay for their food.

"Tastes like, um, you're gonna stick me with the bill... again." Wolf said.

People gasped as they saw them walk over to the counter.

"Well, it is my birthday." Snake said.

"So now you play the birthday card? That's interesting." Wolf said.

Snake merely chuckled.

"Can we get a check, please, when you get a chance? Hello? Checkity-check-check." Wolf called out, since no one was at the counter.

"You know what?" Wolf said, just as an employee saw him, and then screamed as they ran back into hiding.

"We're just gonna leave the money right here, okay?" He called out, leaving a couple of dollars, and putting a dollar in the tip jar.

"You know the one good thing about this place?" Snake asked.

"What?" Wolf asked.

"We never have to wait for a table." Snake said.

"Well, isn't that every place?" Wolf asked.

Snake then turned his attention to a group of humans cowering behind a table.

"Hey, man. How you been? I haven't seen you in- Snake attack!" Snake says, suddenly jumping in the air, and making the customers scream in terror as they huddled closer together.

Snake laughs at their expense before spotting a bowl of mints.

"Oh. Mints." He says, then eats them all in one go.

"Sorry, folks. I'm switching him to decaf." Wolf said.

"Alright." Wolf says.

"Let's do this." The two say in unison before exiting the diner through the front doors, the entry bells making the signature ding as they do.

As they walk outside, people scream, and run away from them. Some even stop their vehicles, and either quickly back up, or just get out then run.

The destination of the duo is the bank that's across the street.

"Guinea pig, huh?" Wolf questioned.

"It's the Rolls-Royce of rodents." Snake said.

"Yeah, but it's still a rodent. You know what I mean?" Wolf said as he opens the door to the bank.

People screamed, and ran away once they saw them.

"Don't mind us, just robbing the place." Wolf says as Snake goes off in one direction.

He then goes where Snake went.

A moment later, the two are seen busting out of a window. Wolf had a couple of bags of cash, and Snake had a safe with him.

The duo immediately make a run for their car, which is a black Chevy Camaro SS, and Wolf immediately hits the gas.

The car takes off with the sound of screeching tires, and the duo laughing.

"Woo! Yeah!" They cheer.

"Go bad..." Mr. Wolf says, giving Snake a fist for him to bump.

"Or go home." Snake says, bumping Wolf's fist with his head.

The two laugh as the car rockets down the street, and even gets some serious air when it goes over an inclined part of the road.

Wolf then breaks the fourth wall by speaking directly to the viewer. Also known as you.

"Hey, you. Get over here." He says, the viewer doesn't move.

"Little bit closer" he says.

The viewer doesn't move any closer.

"Oh, I know what it is." Wolf says before driving the car closer.

"You're afraid because I'm the... THE BIG BAD WOLF!" He says, getting intimidating at the end before relaxing.

"Well, I'm not surprised. I'm the villain in every story. Isn't that right, Mr. Snake?" Wolf said.

"Yep." Snake chuckled as he's busy cracking the snake.

"Say hello to Mr. Snake." Wolf says.

"Serpentine, safe-cracking machine. Imagine Houdini but with no arms. Kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half empty, then steal it from you. He's also my best bud." Wolf explains.

"And today's his birthday!" He continues, but in a singsong tone.

"Not relevant." Snake says in a tired tone, sounding annoyed that Wolf still won't drop that subject.

"He's a sweetheart. You're a sweetheart." Wolf says teasingly."

The two then hear police sirens wailing, and the duo look in the rear view mirror to see a squad of police cars after them.

"Well, look who's here." Snake says.

"Took them long enough." Wolf says as he shifts gears to, then speeds away.

As the car speeds down the road, he sees that the traffic lights are red.

"Watch this." Wolf says.

He then begins to countdown from three, and Webs appears on top of one of the traffic lights. She pulls out her personal laptop, which is fit for her size, then begins typing away.

"Three. Two. One." Wolf counted down.

Suddenly, all the lights turned green in a straight line.

Wolf then began to explain once again just as Webs leaped off the traffic light.

"And over here is Ms. Tarantula. Our in-house hacker, our pocket search engine, our traveling tech wizard. We call her Webs." Wolf explained.

Webs then lands in car through the sun roof. She then changes the lights back to red once they drove passed them, and the police began to pile up in the traffic. Yet more are still in pursuit.

"Very slick, Webs." Wolf complimented.

"I also took over the police dispatch, blurred their satellite imaging system, and one more thing!" Webs explains, saying the last part in a singsong voice.

"You didn't." Snake said annoyed.

A delivery man on a moped scooter arrives next to car with a cake.

"I got a special delivery for-" he then sees Wolf in the car, and starts to freak out.

"Ah! Ooh! Don't eat me!" He pleads in a terrified voice.

Luckily, Wolf grabs the cake before the delivery man looses control of the scooter, and starts swerving back around the police cars.

"Please don't eat meeeeeeee!" He continued, causing the police cars to swerve to avoid him as he lost control of his scooter completely.

"Happy birthday, Mr. Grumpy Pants." Webs says.

"I think I hate you." Snake says.

Wolf drives the car to a construction site. A large construction worker is seen directing the crane, which is carrying portable toilets on a couple of loading boards. He then suddenly directs the crane to drop them in the path of the police cars as soon as Wolf drives by. He runs before the police crash into the obstacle, and the piled up police groan from the sudden crash.

The construction man looses his construction clothes to reveal a great white shark. The passenger door opens as he jumps to grab onto the side as the car does a doughnut.

"Guys, it's me! I was the construction worker!" The shark says with a big smile.

"And this is Mr. Shark. Master of disguise, apex predator of a thousand faces. His greatest trick: stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa. Dig that." Wolf explained to the viewer.

Shark then gets in the back by pushing the passenger seat up forward, which unfortunately squishes Snake.

"Watch it, big tuna. I'm trying to work here." Snake says, pushing Shark back.

"Keep it cool, baby. Birthdays should be chill." Shark says, putting a birthday hat on Snake.

Wolf continues to evade the police, but there's one person missing.

"And rounding out the crew..." Wolf says.

Meanwhile in the police car in front of the squad, the glove box begins to rattle.

The cop looks at confused, then it suddenly burst open to reveal a red bellied piranha.

"Surprise!" The piranha shouts.

He then begins to go crazy on the cop, and then jumps out the window before the cop car looses control.

"... is Mr. Piranha. He's a loose cannon with a short fuse, willing to scrap with anyone or anything. He's brave. He's fearless. Uh, who am I kidding? He's crazy." Wolf explains.

Piranha then ran like a maniac all the way to the car as the police cars began to crash, and pile up.

Piranha then lands in the car with a manic grin on his face as he laughs.

"Santo cielo, that's a lot of po-po!" He says.

"Uh, Piranha, did we forget something?" Webs asks the tiny sharp toothed fish.

"What?" Piranha asks.

"The present. You know." Shark reminds him.

"Oh, um... of-of course I didn't forget." Piranha says, then let's put a small fart.

*Toot*

"You know you fart when you lie, right?" Webs pointed out.

"What? No, I fart when I'm nervous." Piranha insisted.

"Yeah, nervous about lying!" Webs countered.

Piranha's stomach growls suddenly.

"Im sorry." Piranha says.

Suddenly, a loud fart is heard, and the car is filled with a green fart cloud that spills out the sun roof.

"Piranha!" Everyone else shouts.

The fart cloud then spills out the windows once they roll down so Snake, Webs, and Wolf can breath, while Shark is trying to breath through the sun roof.

"I breathed it in!" Shark shouts.

The fart cloud trails back, and reaches the cop cars. The cops gag as the fart gas gets to them, and the swerve out of control.

Once the fart cloud is cleared out of the car, Wold continues his narration.

"Yeah, they're a bit eccentric, but when you're born us, you don't exactly win any popularity contests. Do I wish people didn't see us as monsters? Sure, I do. But these are the cards we've been dealt, so we might as well play 'em." Wolf explains.

Snake then finally cracks open the safe.

"Jackpot!" He says.

The safe opens, and money starts flying out.

"Yes!" Shark cheers.

Even some of the money flies out the windows.

Wolf drives down an alleyway, and drifts to a halt in front of a police station as the passenger door flies open, and a now empty safe lands in front of the police.

"Um..." that was all snake said before he quickly closed the door.

"What the thorax?" Webs says to Wolf.

"Are you crazy?"

"What? I just wanted a longer car chase. It's the best part." Wolf says, smiling at the viewer.

Meanwhile, in a room with a board filled with information about the Bad Guys, a policeman bursts through the doors to alert the chief in the room.

"Chief! It's-"

"Them." The police chief says, finishing the officer's sentence.

Case file: Chief Luggins.
• Full name: Misty Luggins.
• Human female.
• Chief of police.

She bursts through the police station's doors to see the Bad Guys parked in front of police force.

"Webs, hit it." Wolf says.

Webs pulls out her normal sized iPhone (where she hides it is anyones guess), and starts playing "Stop, Drop, Roll" by Can't Stop Won't Stop.

They all put on sunglasses, and laugh as they drive away.

"Get them!" Chief commands the whole police force.

The cops all rushed, and clamored into their cars, then drove off after the thieves.

As the cops gave chase, Shark pops out of the sun roof to sing along to the song.

"Hooked on hip-hop phonics
Yeah, it works for me."

Then everyone else joined in.

"So jump aboard, yeah, this train is free.
The conductor, let me toot my whistle.
The instructor of the funky uncle fizzle.
We be dancin' on a lake when it ain't froze over.
We be walkin' on water while you're sinkin' your rover.
If you step any closer, you'll be eatin' some teeth.
So please step."

Meanwhile, Chief Luggins up in front of the police squad, and is laughing maniacally as she gets closer. She then wedges her night stick on the gas, as she balances herself on the driver's window.

"I'm gonna put you guys away for so long, your fleas will have fleas!" She says.

Once her car is right next to Wolf's car, she leans forward to grab the passenger window frame, and pulls the car closer to hers.

She practically growls at them, and they all gasp as they also loose their sunglasses.

"Chief. You want some cake? You seem a little hangry." Shark quips, making everyone laugh.

"Get that thing out of my face before I-!"

"Excuse me, Chief." Wolf interrupts her.

"What?!" She snaps.

Wolf then calmly points to a bus that she's about to hit. She screams in sudden fear, and let's go of the Camaro to push her car away in order to avoid the collision.

Wolf drives away, and the Chief resumes chasing them.

Up ahead, more cop cars are arriving.

Chief Luggins laugh maniacally once again, seeing that the Bad Guys have nowhere to go.

"You're mine!" She says.

Instead of stopping, Wolf speeds up.

"Hermano?" Piranha asks with worry.

Wolf then drifts the car to the left, and goes over a massive flight of stairs. The police cars crash into each other in a huge pile.

As the car is still in the air, everyone except for Wolf began to fly out the sun roof, even the cake, and they began to swim in the air to get back into the car.

Once back in the car, the car slammed onto the steps, and was speeding down while everyone screamed in terror.

Suddenly, they stopped screaming as the cake fell through the sunroof with no damage done to it, and continued screaming afterwards.

Once they were back on the road, the car drifted until they were going the right way. Every was wide eyed with shock, and put their seatbelts on.

Wolf then continued with his narration.

"Yeah, we may be bad, but we're so good at it." Wolf says, then he, and the rest of the Bad Guys drove off as they laughed.

Back at the pile up, Chief Luggins gets out of the wreckage unharmed, and sees that the Bad Guys have gotten away.

"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Keep running, Wolf! One of these days, your luck is gonna run out!" Chief calls out.