Ok. First time writing a Bad Guys story. Keep in mind that I hadn't seen the movie by the time I'm writing this. So this will be taking place during some parts of the movie before we get to the main plot.

Even though I haven't seen, I know about some of the things that have happened in it.

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The scene opens up on a sketchy bar under a night sky with a full moon just on the outskirts of Phoenix, Arizona.

Inside this bar, motorcycle gangs, thugs, drug dealers, and all sorts of unsavory types of people reside here. They come here either to cool off, let loose, or strike up a deal for drugs, and prostitution.

This is also a place where lower class villains do business for their higher ranking bosses.

It's also worth mentioning that the patrons are both humans, and animals.

While everyone inside was doing their usual business, they're blissfully unaware of the danger that's coming.

Outside, headlights of a vehicle was rapidly approaching, and slowed to a stop once they parked out front.

The moonlight revealed the vehicle to be a six wheeled blue colored gladiator jeep.

A large male figure stepped out of the jeep, and shut the driver's side door.

The driver of the vehicle is tall, muscular, and wearing all black with a hoodie to cover his head. Despite this however, it's very clear that the man isn't human. Human-like, yes, but it's clear that it's an anthropomorphic animal. The hoodie hid half the figure's face, but his exposed reptilian snout, and long tail show that he's clearly some kind of lizard.

As the lizard man approached the bar, which is called 'The Dirty Dusk Duster' in bright neon red lights, he sees that the entrance is guarded by two bouncers in black suits, black cowboy hats, and black bandannas covering their faces.

As soon as the lizard approached the entrance, the two bouncers blocked their path.

"ID, or VIP access please." One of the bouncers asked.

Not really asking. More like politely demanding.

Without saying a word, the lizard pulls out a red plastic card from his pocket, and hands it to the bouncer that asked.

Both bouncer's looked at the red card, seeing that it's blank, or so it seemed. One of the bouncer's pulled out a black light flashlight, and shined it on the card, which displayed the hidden lettering.

It said 'Duster VIP exclusive.'

So far the card seemed legit to the two bouncers. Then they flipped it over to see the backside of the card.

The hidden message on the back said 'You woke the dragon.'

That wasn't supposed to say that.

They suddenly realized something, and their eyes widened in shock when they looked back at the lizard.

One of them was then struck in the throat by a crowbar being held in the lizard's tail, and nearly choked. The second one was suddenly struck in the face by a scale covered fist, and sent flying into the door, breaking it as he fell inside.

The lizard then grabbed the bouncer he struck in the throat, and threw him inside bar, knocking over a waitress carrying drinks.

Everyone stopped what they were doing when they heard the commotion.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" The waitress exclaimed loudly in anger.

The bouncer tried to explain as he got to his feet.

"I'm sorry, but-"

*THUD!* "OOF!"

The bouncer was interrupted by his partner's body slamming into him. He too was thrown by the lizard.

Speaking of which, they all heard a growl, and all eyes are now on the big lizard walking into the bar. Crowbar in hand.

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His head slowly went left to right, sniffing the air, and flicking his forked tongue while doing so. Afterwards, someone decided to get bold, while drunk of course, and tried to sneak up on the lizard man from behind. But he's soon taken out by the lizard's long tail sweeping his legs.

Afterwards, he spoke.

"I'm only gonna say this once." He said with a serious warning in his voice. "Where. Is. Warts?" He demanded.

"Hey, I know where you can find, Warts." A biker called out from a nearby table.

"Let me guess, up your ass?" The lizard guessed, knowing the biker wasn't being serious.

The biker remained silent. Knowing he got called out on his own joke.

"Thought so. Now shut up before I crowbar your ass." The lizard threatened.

"Now where the hell is he?!" The lizard demanded even louder.

He soon picked up a scent in the air, and looked towards the bar station before marching over. He looked behind the bar to an anthropomorphic wild boar.

"Get up, asshole." The lizard demanded.

"Alright alright. You got me." The boar said, getting up from the floor to face the lizard on the other side of the bar table.

This is Warts. Despite his name, he's not a warthog. It's just a nickname for his actual name, which is Wartson.

"Hello, Wartson." The lizard said with venom in his tone when saying the pig's actual name.

"What do ya want with me, man? I'm trying to run a business here!" Warts questioned.

"If you're trying to run a business, then why were you hiding like a pussy?" The lizard questioned back.

"Well, what would you do if a big angry guy came into your establishment demanding to know where you're at?!" The wild boar exclaimed defensively.

"Not be a pussy. Because I'm not you." The lizard said.

"Grr! Whatever! Now what do you want?! I'm busy tonight!" Warts demanded, losing his patience.

"I want answers, bacon bitch. Word is you know who I'm looking for, and I'm not leaving until you spill." The lizard demanded.

"Well that depends on who it is you wish to seek." Warts said, crossing his arms.

"I'll give you a hint... Crawly." The lizard growled.

The wild boar's eyes widened in shock.

"Oh shit, it's you." Warts said.

"In the flesh." The lizard smirked.

The wild boar began to panic as he stammered.

"O-Ok, ok look man. All I know is that he sends his men in here. B-But they haven't been here in a long while because they got caught by the police, so he's gone quiet! I swear!" Wartson explained in a whispered fearful tone.

"Then how the hell do you expect me to find him?" The lizard whispered back in a threatening tone, getting closer to Warts face.

"He knows people, he knows people!" Warts answered in a whispered panic.

"Which people?" The lizard demanded in a whisper.

"I don't know who the majority of them are, but I do know one of them. Here." Warts answered, then showing him a picture of someone who's beloved by the people.

Who just so happens to be a Guinea pig.

"This guy? You clowning me, pork chop?" The lizard asked in a threatening tone, taking the picture.

"I promise you I'm not! I'm telling you, if you want more answers, then you've got to find him. That's all I know, I swear!" Warts whispered.

The lizard looked at the photo before pocketing it in his pants.

"Fine. However, if I find out that you're lying to me, you better pray that I don't find you. Do I make myself clear?" The lizard threatened.

"C-Crystal, sir."

"Good."

The lizard turns around to leave, but just as soon as his back is turned, Warts presses a red button that's hidden in the bar station's table, and an alarm began blaring as metal shutters began to close every exit of the bar.

The lizard whips around to glare hatefully at the pig.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" He yelled angrily.

"Patrons, behold! The Komodo Dragon himself!" Warts declared for everyone to hear.

"THE KOMODO DRAGON?!" Everyone exclaimed in shock.

The patrons got up from their seat, ready to take on the big lizard.

"Ohohohohohoho, ahahahahaha! You're an incredibly DEAD SWINE!" The lizard, now known as a Komodo Dragon, threatened the wild pig as he approached him once again.

"Mother." Warts squeaked.

The Komodo grabbed the boar by the throat, and tossed him into a juke box that's sitting in the corner.

As soon as, Warts, body hit the music playing machine, it began to short circuit for a moment.

"You assholes wanna go?! Alright then, LET'S FUCKING GO!" The Komodo declared with primal determination.

After that, the juke box began to play a song.

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(Play music)

🎵 "OoooOH!" 🎵

The patrons began to charge the Komodo, and the big lizard began to make hands fly.

🎵 "OoooOH!" 🎵

The Komodo swung left, and right hooks, each hit knocked one person off to the side each way. His tail whipped side to side, achieving the same results.

🎵 "OoooOH!" 🎵

He then picked up a wooden table, and threw it at a biker gang charging him. They all knocked down like bowling pins.

🎵 "You better take it from me." 🎵

He then turned to see some of the patrons arming themselves with knives, and liquor bottles.

🎵 "That boy is like a disease." 🎵

Thankfully, none of them had a gun on them.

Perfect.

🎵 "You're running, you're trying, you're trying to hide and you're wondering why you can't get free." 🎵

He smirked as he charged them, and grabbed one of the patrons by the head, then smashed it against a wooden beam, knocking them out. Then doing the same thing to another guy, but smashing him into a table.

🎵 "He's like a curse, he's like a drug.
You'll get addicted to his love." 🎵

He then whips a couple of people in the head with his crowbar, and began to swing repeatedly like he's using an axe, hitting several more thugs.

🎵 "You wanna get out, but he's holding you down, 'cause you can't live without one more touch." 🎵

He then sweeps two guys by their legs with his tail, grabs them by one of their legs, and proceeds to use them to beat the other upcoming patrons like mallets.

🎵 "He's a good time cowboy Casanova leaning up against the record machine." 🎵

The Komodo then throws the two into the crowd, and begins to slash at the oncoming thugs with his sharp claws, and smacking the shit out of people that got too close to him from behind with his crowbar being held in his tail.

🎵 "He looks like a cool drink of water but he's candy-coated misery." 🎵

The Komodo then grabs a booze bottle, and proceeds to repeatedly beat a large thug with it, the bottle breaking until he's just hitting him with broken glass.

🎵 "He's the devil in disguise, a snake with blue eyes, and he only comes out at night.
Gives you feelings that you don't wanna fight
You better run for your life." 🎵

The Komodo hopped over the bar station table, then grabs a liquor bottle, and chugs it, but not swallowing. He saves the rest of the liquor in the bottle, and throws it into the fray. He then repeatedly throws more liquor bottles, dowsing the crowd in broken glass, and alcohol.

🎵 "OoooOH!" 🎵

He grabs a lighter, and lights it. Then... spits out the alcohol in his mouth into the flame of the match.

🎵 "OoooOH!" 🎵

Which ignited, and then the flames lit everyone dowsed in booze on fire!

🎵 "OoooOH!" 🎵

He put the dragon in Komodo dragon.

🎵 "I see that look on your face." 🎵

Once he ceased his attack, he wiped the liquor off of his lips, and hopped back over the bar station.

🎵 "You ain't hearing what I say." 🎵

The Komodo is suddenly struck from behind by a wooden stool, and sees that it was a stripper who struck him.

🎵 "So I'll say it again 'cause I've been where you've been, and I know how it is, you can't get away." 🎵

The Komodo growls in anger, but he's struck again from behind by another wooden stool, and he looks to see that it's another stripper.

🎵 "Don't even look in his eyes (Ooh, Ooh).
He'll tell you nothing but lies (Ooh, Ooh)." 🎵

The two strippers charge at him, but he simply jumps back right before they could touch him, and the two collide into each other, then both fell onto the floor.

But the Komodo wasn't safe, and he's soon grabbed from behind, with a wire choking him around his throat.

🎵 "And you wanna believe, but you won't be deceived if you listen to me, and take my advice." 🎵

He tries to shake them off, but whoever it is had kept a firm grip on the wire as they choked the giant lizard. The Komodo struggles to get the wire off his throat, but can't get a good grip.

He sees a wooden beam, and gets an idea.

🎵 "He's a good time cowboy Casanova leaning up against the record machine." 🎵

He slams the person on his back into the wooden beam. The sudden move caused them to lose their grip on the wire, and the Komodo grabbed them by the arm to flip them over.

🎵 "He looks like a cool drink of water but he's candy-coated misery." 🎵

He sees that it's one of the bouncer's from earlier, and grabs him by the ankle, then proceeds to beat his body against the floor before tossing them over towards the bar station.

🎵 "He's the devil in disguise, a snake with blue eyes, and he only comes out at night.
Gives you feelings that you don't wanna fight
You better run for your life." 🎵

The Komodo then catches a thug's hand which held a knife, and it was inches away from cutting him. He then breaks the man's arm by making his elbow bend the other way, making the man scream in pain.

The Komodo then sweeps the thug's leg at the knee, taking him down, and proceeds to beat him with his crowbar.

🎵 "Run, run away, don't let him mess with your mind.
He'll tell you anything you wanna hear.
He'll break your heart, it's just a matter of time." 🎵

Meanwhile, Warts had remained hidden throughout the whole fight.

As the Komodo beat the tar out of the last remaining patrons, he carefully snuck around everyone, and tried to avoid being seen as he made his way towards the bar's entrance.

🎵 "But just remember he's a-" 🎵

Right before Warts could make his escape, a crowbar gets dangerously close to his face as it becomes embedded in the wooden wall.

(Pause music)

Warts freezes in place out of sheer fear, and eyes so wide they looked like they could pop out of his skull.

The Komodo yanks his crowbar out of the wall as he looms over the wild pig who's half his size.

"All you had to do was let me walk out of here. Now look at what you made me do." The Komodo growled.

"W-Well, I, I-" Warts stuttered, unable to formulate a proper sentence.

"You what?" The Komodo threatened.

"I was just following orders!" Warts whimpered.

He's then grabbed by the collar of his shirt, and slammed against the wall by the Komodo dragon.

"Well look at where your orders got you now, porky!" The Komodo yelled angrily.

"He's a powerful, and scary man! I didn't have a choice!" Warts explained.

"Crawly may have power, but I can assure you that I'm far scarier!" The Komodo stated.

"Wh-What are you gonna do to me?" Warts asked fearfully.

"I'll leave you as a present for whoever the hell finds you. Who knows? Crawly might find out about what happened here." The Komodo smirked.

"But you don't understand what he'll do to me if he finds out I snitched!" Warts pleaded.

"Well tough shit, ham bone. Should've chose your friends better."

Cut to outside the bar...

(Continue music)

🎵 "A good time cowboy Casanova leaning up against the record machine." 🎵

We now sees Warts tied up in duct-tape to a wooden beam outside, a red apple in his mouth, his jaws taped shut with the apple so he doesn't spit it out, and we can see the Komodo walking away from the bar.

🎵 "He looks like a cool drink of water but he's candy-coated misery." 🎵

He unlocks his jeep, puts his crowbar on the passenger side as he gets into his vehicle, and starts the Jeep's engine.

🎵 "He's the devil in disguise, a snake with blue eyes, and he only comes out at night.
Gives you feelings that you don't wanna fight
You better run for your life (OoooOH!)
Oh, you better run for your life (OoooOH!)
Oh, you better run for your life (OoooOH!)" 🎵

The brights of the Jeep turn on, and the jeep quickly drives away from the bar. Leaving a bunch of broken, battered patrons inside, and a tied up bartender out front.

The Jeep's engine roared as it sped off into the night, the moonlight still casting its glow onto the desert.

The Komodo breathed a huge sigh as he finally relaxed from the adrenaline rush.

"Next stop, Los Angeles." The Komodo says to himself as he disappeared from view into the night.

(End music)