Chapter Twelve

"Have anyone seen Kevin today?" I asked, for the fifth time in a row. "No, Jess, now shut up I'm trying to finish my test. " Chloe whispered. "You act like his your boyfriend, Jess." Ian whispers.

I was sitting in my Algebra 1 class supposedly taking my test, but, instead I was wondering where was Kevin today.

I haven't seen him since yesterday, since we met up at the park last night.
What if he ran his big ass mouth and told all his friends my business? What if Kevin begins to start rumors about me?

Jess, calm down, I told myself. Take your test and then worry about Kevin later. My subconscious and my friends are totally right, I shouldn't be worried about Kevin. After taking the test, I and my friends head down to the cafeteria to get Subway sandwiches and Pepsi sodas.

"How do you think you did on the test?" Ian asks me. "Um, yeah I think I did." I lie miserably. I know I didn't do well, I was completely worried about Kevin. I couldn't stop thinking about him and I felt like I was about to go crazy.

With Kevin constantly remaining on my mind 24/7, I'm pretty sure I had gotten a F+. "Maybe, if you weren't thinking about Kevin, then you would have probably got an A." Chloe scoffs.
"Your right." I sigh, admittedly.

"Speaking of the Charmers, here comes one of them right now..." Chloe muttered. I whipped around and saw Dylan Black walking over to our table with a Strawberry Banana milkshake in his hand.

He takes small sips of his milkshake and lick the milk off of his small bright pink lips. A sparkle is found in his dark brown eyes and he looks like he could me a model for Urban Outfitters one day.

"Hey, Chloe and Ian." He smiled and waved at my friend's. I had never seen Dylan smiled before and his smile was wide and quite boyish like.
Ian friendly waved back but, Chloe just kept smiling at Dylan which made him feel a little uncomfortable and start laugh nervously.

"Hey, Jess, I wanted to ask you something." He tells me. "I have been wanting to do this for some time now but, I was scared to be honest." He continued, as he stared deep down into my eyes.

Why would Dylan, a Charmer, he afraid to ask me something? With his quiet and dark demeanor and somewhat punk personality, Dylan actually scares the hell out of me.

"Dylan, What is it?" I asked him. "I was wondering if I can take you out tonight on a date?" He asked, with a small smile. Chloe gasped dramatically and smiled very wide which made Dylan and I burst out into laughter for what seemed like forever.

"Yes, yes I would love to." I said. "Wow, so I will come and pick you up tonight." He told me. "I will send you the directions to my house." I assure him. "Ok, see you tonight, beautiful." He says, blowing me a kiss before he disappears into the school hallway with his milkshake in hand.

"What is Kevin going to think?" Chloe asked. "What do you mean? Kevin and are aren't even a couple. He won't care. " I told her. "Are you sure about that?" Ian questioned. "Yes, guys now can we stop talking about Kevin please. Let's stuff our faces please." I begged them.

.......

After school ended, We are hung out at Ian's house in his bedroom watching a slew of cliché chick flicks like everyone single Nicholas Spark movie, from The Notebook to The Choice, while we pranked random strangers and people.

"Hey, what's your favorite sex position, sir?" I asked the stranger on the phone, in my best Robin Williams voice. "Who the hell is this?" The man asked angrily.

Chloe and Ian covered their mouths, trying to hide their laughs and chuckles as I talked about sex to our school principal, Principal Gordon.

"Why are you asking me these personal questions?"

"Because I want to know if you can handle this ass."

"Handle this ass? When I find out who this is---"

Before Principal Gordon could say anything else, I completely hung up the phone on my iPhone and I laughed hard, hurting my stomach. "That was fucking hilarious, Jess. Your a pro." Ian admitted.

"Hey, let's call the blonde bimbo, Regina." Chloe suggests, giggling, taking a few sips of Chardonnay, the bottle of liqour Ian had stolen from his parent's secret liqour cabinet in the kitchen.

"Omg, we should." I agree, smiling from ear to ear. "I will do it." Chloe announces. "But, I want to do it." I pouted childishly. "Oh no, here we go. Round one" Ian sighs, playfully.

.......

After playfully arguing about who should prank call Regina in a fake and annoying Kim Kardashian voice with Chloe, I let Chloe win.

I and Ian sat on his bed giggling, smiling, and listening to Chloe's very funny phone call with Regina.

"Hey, Regina do you want to play guess the celebrity?"

"Um, .....sure."

"Ok, so I made a sex tape with a hot black guy and now I'm famous for doing nothing. My husband is apart of the Illuminati, my daughter is the Anti-Christ, and my family is dysfunctional. Who am I?"

"Hmm...Paris Hilton."

"Nope, try again."

"Rihanna."

"She's so fucking dumb, how is she even in the same grade we are?" Ian asked. "I don't know. She probably got in because her snobby and rich family." I whispered.

"I'm Kim K, you blonde slut." Chloe said, laughing and pressing End Call on the phone conversation.

.......

"Who is this?"

I gasped and sat my iPhone face down on Ian's bed. This was our third time prank calling and we actually ended up calling countless students from our high school and unfortunately, Donald Trump, who we cursed out for a few minutes and told him He'll make bad president like George W. Bush.

But, this phone call was completely different and out of the blue. It was Kevin Parker. It sounded like he was just waking up from a sleep, his voice was scratching and hoarse like he was sick.

"Get it, Jess." Ian mouthed, pointing to my iPhone. "No, you get it." I mouthed back silently. I sighed and gave up in defeat, watching Chloe and Ian chuckle lightly.

As, I pick up the phone, I give them playfully yet seriously mad the death stare and they look like they had saw a ghost.

"Hello, this is....Robert Pinckerass, we would love for you to do a love survey."

"Ok, sure."

"What is your definition of love?"

"When you can't go a day without thinking about your lover. When you are willing to do  anything for that one person."

Kevin is such a hopeless romantic, but, that beautiful side of him is hidden like a secret treasure chest behind that cocky perverted persona of his.

"What is the status of your love life?"

"Hmm...good question. I guess I would say Open."

Open? What does he mean by open?

"One more question, if you had a woman in your life, how would you treat her?"

"I already have a woman in my life. And I would love to treat her with respect, love, and care but, all she does is pushes me away." He says, sadly.

Wait.......his talking about me?

The ache and pain is crystal clear in his voice like a mirror and it almost brings me to my tears to start crying.

Without another answer or word, I end the phone call and close my eyes shut. The silence in Ian's bedroom is evident and very sad, quite depressing. I never knew that's how I treated him and the rest of people like that. I have always been this way since Eli......

That toxic relationship changed and made me into who I am today. I even tried to kill myself and developed an eating disorder with Eli.

I sit up and walk over to Ian's bedroom door, beginning to exit and leave. But, before I do, I turn around, and say, "Goodbye."

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Omg so yay!!!! This is a quick update and It's a good one!! But, very funny, Rated R, and quite serious. It's probably my fave chapter. I hope everyone liked it as much as I did writing it and trying not to laugh while I ate a big bag of Doritos to myself like the fat slut I am.

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