~Sang~

Kayli and I are sitting in my living room watching TV, when I hear our boys thunder down the stairs. They have a mission tonight that somehow requires all boys from both teams. No matter how old we get, and how long we've been together, they will always be my boys. They certainly act like boys at times. It's been 5 amazing years since we left that horrible high school, Ashley Waters, behind. Kayli and her boys have been fully committed to each other for 4 years, and after some bumps and lots of bruises (we all know how violent Kayli can be), they've decided to tie the knot. Me and Kayli have grown close over the years, being one of the few polyamorous relationships in the Academy can do that. So here's how we find ourselves tonight, at my house, the night before their wedding, waiting for the dogs to leave, so the birds can play.

"Alright you two, stay out of trouble." I hear Axel say while they walk into the living room.

"Sang can't stay out of trouble, she is Trouble." I hear my Meanie say from behind him.

I look up to see all 14 boys from both teams, standing in the entryway of our large living room.

"Fine, girls? Can you at least promise we won't get any phone calls to bail you out of jail again?" Axel asks us with a raised eyebrow.

"It was one time!" Kayli screams, defending our actions.

We may or may not have gotten into some trouble a few months ago at a bar for my 21st birthday. It's better us than them! Besides, I'd rather not have to explain to anyone that my 9 boyfriend's got arrested, just because some jerk wouldn't take no for an answer. Kayli and I were just defending ourselves, and our rear ends, from the vicious attacks of old guys with rank breath and hands that are too touchy feely. After all, the Academy trained us for these kinds of situations. Although I'm pretty sure they didn't intend for the disarming moves they taught us to be used when a guy tried to grab your butt...but that's besides the point.

"Don't you guys have some secret special mission to get done?" I ask them, trying to steer the conversation away from prior arrests.

"Tryna get rid of us already Cupcake?" Luke asks as Kayli and I get up from the couch to say goodbye.

"No, Always. But this is girls night," I tell him while wrapping my arms around his shoulders, "and last time I checked, you're not a girl."

"Damn straight, now give me some sugar."

I give Luke a kiss and a hug and move down my line of boys to give them the same treatment. It took a long time for us to be comfortable with the amount of affection we show in front of each other, but we got through it. When I get to Owen, he holds me at arm's length and looks into my eyes. His grey eyes a swirling pool of molten silver that I always get lost in.

"Behave tonight Ms. Sorenson." He says to me.

I know what you're thinking, and yes we've grown out of the whole formality issue over time, but when he's in Academy mode, he's all business.

"Mr. Blackbourne, when do I ever misbehave?" I ask him cheekily.

"Just promise me you'll be safe?" He says softly, letting his love for me show.

"I promise Owen. Besides how much trouble can we get into in one night? We're just gonna lay around, being lazy and watching movies." I tell him.

"Don't forget the junk food." Kayli says from Raven's arms.

"If I believed even for a minute that that's all you two were going to do, then I wouldn't have asked." Owen says to me.

"We'll be fine Owen. Now go." I say while giving him a kiss. "Be safe, and come back in one piece. That goes for all of you." I say including the Toma's. "Last thing we need are grooms with missing limbs." I mumble to Kayli.

"Alright, we're going." Axel tells us. "Kay, remember what I said. No getting arrested, and - "

"No strippers." Kayli and I say together.

"We'll be fine Axel, promise. Bye, love you." Kayli says as they walk out of the house.

"Bye boys, love you." I call out to my boys.

They all respond at the same time, "Love you."

Kayli and I settle back onto the couch to finish up our movie.

"So we're giving them a half hour this time right?" Kayli ask me.

"Yup, just need to make sure they won't come back for anything else. Then the real fun can begin."

~Owen~

We arrived at the club an hour before they opened to the public. We were asked to have each member of our teams doing something in the club tonight. Our mission was to infiltrate every area and discover who has been selling drugs inside of the club without the owner's knowledge. If it was a fellow worker, then they would be fired and handed over to the authorities. If it was a patron, then their membership would be revoked and they would be blacklisted from other similar establishments.

We had everything planned out. Raven would be with the bouncers, Gabriel and Luke would be up in the DJ booth, North and Brandon would work the bar, Corey, Silas, and Kota would work as servers, Marc, Axel, Nathan and Victor had to bite the bullet and be with the entertainers, while Sean, Blake and myself were amongst the crowd. We had everything under control, and with only a few minutes until the doors opened, I knew this night would be a success.

Sang

When the movie ends, Kayli and I squeal in delight and rush downstairs to my basement. We go inside the main panic room, to my secret panic room that the boys designed especially for me. It has a bio-metric lock as well as voice activation. I place my hand on the palm print scanner while reciting my code, "I solemnly swear, I am up to no good." The room unlocks and Kayli and I giggle with nerves. We've been planning this night ever since the boys proposed to her.

I haven't let my boys inside my panic room recently, so they have no idea what's in here. Walking into the closet, I pull out 2 identical dresses, one in black for me, and one in red for Kayli. They have a halter top and a slit running up the left side to about mid thigh. I then pull out the matching shoes, her's in black, mine in red, wigs, makeup, and our sashes that say Bachelorette and Maid of Honor.

We get dressed quickly and then head into the bathroom to finish up our disguises. Kayli gives me a smokey eye in grey and white, with red lipstick and a light blush, while I fix my red wig that goes down to my butt. I give Kayli cat eyes with silver eyeshadow and black lipstick, while she puts on her black bob. I then go into my cabinet and take out the disposable contact lenses that I use sometimes for missions, and give Kayli and myself brown eyes. All dressed and ready to go, we lock up the panic room, grab our purses and get into the car the cab service has sent us for the night.

We arrive at Club Nuvo a half hour after opening and are immediately seated in the VIP section. An old friend from Ashley Waters, Karen, is the manager's girlfriend, and when I told her about Kayli's engagement, she insisted that we spend bachelorette night in their club. I must say, I'm not disappointed. We were ushered straight into the club, without having to go through security, and have our own personal waiter. The music is amazing and we're told by our waiter that the show is about to start.

Karen joins us in our section and we order 3 apple martinis. The waiter pulls out his phone to place the order and tells us that our server will be bringing them shortly. This club is absolutely amazing! Karen tells us that they have a couple new performers on stage tonight, but that they are absolutely delicious.

Our server comes over to us and I have to fight every nerve in my body to keep a straight face. Walking towards our table, with a tray of three apple martini's, is none other than Corey, in a black vest with nothing under it, and black boxer briefs. That's right! You heard correctly, Corey! As in Kayli's fiance, her little nerdling, is in here half naked serving drinks! I notice Kayli's eyes widen exponentially as he gets closer, and I have to grab her hand to calm her down.

"Here you are ladies." He says to us as he sets the drinks down. "3 apple maritie's. I hope you don't mind Ms. Bride to Be, but the bartender made your drink a little extra strong. We were told to make sure you ladies have a good time tonight." He says to Kayli with a wink.

Kayli picks up her drink and sips slowly while squeezing my hand super tight.

"Thank you so much." I say to him in my best southern belle voice. "We really appreciate this! Could you bring us another round in about 20 minutes?" I'm sure we'll need it.

"Not a problem at all." He tells me with his boy next door smile, "Anything you need, just let me know."

I bust up in giggles as soon as he walks off. Kayli downs the rest of her drink and then snatches mine out of my hand, downing that as well. It's a good thing Karen is on the other side of me, or her drink would've been goners too.

"What the hell is he doing here?" Kayli hisses in my ear. "They're supposed to be on a mission tonight!"

"Looks like this is their mission." I tell her, "Look."

She follows my line of sight to the bar where we see Corey talking to Brandon and North. They are behind the bar mixing drinks like pros. At least they have their shirts on.

"Ladies and Gentleman! Are you ready for the show!" I hear a deep voice say from the DJ booth.

"That sounded a lot like-" I start to mumble.

"Gabe!" Kayli screeches as she tugs on my arm.

I look at where she is pointing and see my Meanie, and Always, in the DJ booth. Again I'm thanking the heavens that they are fully clothed. I guess only those on the floor need to be aesthetically pleasing. Meanie starts playing a fast paced hip hop song and three girls come out of the curtains and start dancing on the poles. The people in the front are throwing singles at them, but it's the one's that aren't that catch my attention.

Karen get's up to handle something in the kitchen and I lean over to Kayli.

"Kay, why do you think our boys aren't giving the poor strippers their worth?" I ask her innocently, while looking at Owen, Sean, and Blake in the crowd.

"Maybe because they are." She replies snidely. "Here they are telling me no strippers for my bachelorette party, and then they go and see strippers!"

"Kay, you know as well as I do that they wouldn't lie to us. If they said they have a job then we just have to trust that they are here for a job."

"Doesn't mean I have to like it."

The girls go back into the back and Gabe switches to another song as the club goes dark. 5 men come out on the stage in trench coats and umbrellas as "it's raining men" starts playing. Once the umbrellas are put away I am floored as I see Marc, Nathan and Victor, amongst the dancer. I can't stop laughing as I see them perform the dance from magic mike, body rolls, floor humps and all. As Marc gets to the front and starts popping his pelvis, I'm laughing like a mad woman and Kayli is wiping the tears out of her eyes from laughing so hard.

During our giggle fit, Corey quietly brought over the second round we asked for, and disappeared into the crowd. After the boys are done with their performance and Kayli and I have calmed down a bit, we down our glasses and tell our waiter that we would like another round. The music changes again and a few more girls come out and start dancing and coming onto the floor to give lap dances, and I suddenly have an idea.

"Hey Kay?"

"Hmm?" She mumbles around her fourth drink.

"I've got an idea." I say with a devilish grin.

"Ooooh, what's in that beautiful mind of yours my little ghost?" She says with a grin so wide the Cheshire cat would be jealous.

"How's about we have a little fun with our boys?"

"Yes! Lets." She cackles maniacally, while I give a little giggle.

Gabriel switches the song to "Pony" by Genuwine, and I can only guess at what's about to happen next. Axel comes out of the curtains wearing a white hoodie and sweatpants and immediately starts doing the dance while stripping off his sweater. Kayli goes crazy after he takes off his shirt and starts humping the floor. I thank god and all of his creations, for Axel having the good sense to not do everything that Channing Tatum did in the movie. If he were to ever do those moves to any girl that wasn't Kayli, he'd find himself missing body parts I'm sure.

I lean over to our waiter and tell him that I'd like for the man who just left the stage to give Kayli a lap dance. He quickly pulls out his phone and gets it done. This should be fun.

~Axel~

I just sat down after finishing my turn on the stage when one of the personal waiters comes up to me and says that I've been requested for a lapdance.

"Man, those ladies are something else." Nathan comments.

"Worse than the society ladies I use to deal with. I'm sure if they could've climbed on stage, they would've." Victor remarks.

"Kayli's going to kill you."Marc tells me.

"Kayli's never going to know." I tell him.

Man I can't wait for this night to be over with. I leave the dressing room, and the same waiter directs me to one of the VIP tables, that has 2 young women sitting at it. At least they're not random old birds with grab hands. I hope. I get to the table and put on my best smile while willing this to be over soon.

"And who do I have the honor of giving a dance to?" I ask the pair.

"My friend Lila." The one with the red hair and brown eyes says to me. Her accent just as sickly sweet as those society girls Victor hates. "She's getting married tomorrow. Let her know what she'll be missing out on." She finishes with a wink.

It takes every fiber of my being not to roll my eyes with how forward she's being. I quickly give her friend with the black bob a lap dance, to whatever song Gabe and Luke are playing, and while I've got my junk practically in her face, she does the unthinkable. She reaches down my pants and rips off the man thong I had on.

In the most annoying voice ever imaginable she tells me, "Thanks sugar, I'll be keeping these as a prize for the night." and giggles.

She actually fucking giggled! I just school my face into a smile and walk away. When I get back to the dressing room, I'm 5 seconds away from punching something.

"What's wrong with you?" Marc asks me while he redresses.

"The bitch stole my underwear!" I shout at him.

"Oh man, Kayli's sooo gonna kill you."

"Let's just get this job done."

~Sang~

"Oh my word, that was hilarious!" I laugh out. "Did you see the look on his face! He so would've punched you if you weren't a girl!"

"He wouldn't have been doing that if I wasn't a girl." Kayli laughs out.

"Oh man that was priceless." I tell her as I try and calm myself down.

"What time is it?" Kayli asks me, after she calms herself.

"12:30, why?"

"The club closes at 2 right?"

"Yeah."

"Then we should get back to your house before they do."

We finish up our drinks, listen to a bit more music, and thank Karen for an awesome night, before hightailing it back to my house. As soon as the driver pulls up to the house, we thank him and jump out, running all the way up to my bedroom on the third floor. I give her a pair of my pajamas and direct her to the guest bathroom to shower. We hide all the evidence of our night of fun in my panic room, making sure to leave out the underwear that Kayli stole from Axel.

They get home about an hour after we settled down with popcorn and a movie, looking absolutely drained. I have to stop myself from giggling at knowing why they look that way. Southern belles or not, the ladies in that club tonight were animals.

"Hey guys." I say to them. "Successful mission?"

"Yeah Sang Baby, I'm ready to get some sleep." North says as he pulls me up from the couch.

Kayli follows my lead in standing with her hidden surprise.

"Good." Kayli tells them. "We're gonna head upstairs. This is still a sleepover you know."

We give each of our boys a hug and kiss goodnight, and Kayli lingers on Axel to slip her prize in his pocket. We're halfway up the stairs when we hear Axel bellow "KAYLI!" We giggle the rest of the way and lock ourselves in my room. Soooo worth it!