"Hey Jerk, what's up?" usal ni Flirt pagkalapit namin sa kanya.

"Itong may pink na diaper na lang ang bilhin natin" Jerk showed us the diaper thay he picked for his daughter.

Kinuha ko naman sa kanya yung basket cart at syempre kanya kanya kaming buhat nang binibili namin.

Everything was going smooth but not until nang biglanh umiyak si baby.

"Damn it! This child was annoying!" inis na usal ni Jerk.

"Pagatasin mo itong anak ko!" inis na utos ni Jerk duon sa isang sales lady na parang na star struck na.

Tss!

Mag papacute pa! ang pangit naman nya!

"Jerk! Wag mong pinapadede kung kani-kanino si baby!" paninita naman ni Perv.

Binuhat naman ni Jerk si baby at agad itong nanahimik.

**PERVERT's POV**

I'm really wondering why did that girl left her child. Is she planning something or what? She's clearly a wealthy girl but Jerks wealth was on another level.

"Hey, Jerk! Can we treat her like our own daughter too?" tanong ni Bastard then binuhat niya si baby kaso inagaw naman kaagad ito sa kanya ni Flirt.

"Yes, you can treat her like your own daughter" pag payag nya naman kaya natuwa naman kami.

I'm PERVERT Arenas, 19 years old and I'm extremely against socializing with others. I'm living together with my Four friends in our private villa which was located in the middle of our private forest.

I like it there since it's peacefully quiet and there's no other people within our vicinity.

"Bilhan na natin sya nang damit" sabi ko then nag unahan kami papunta sa stall nang mga baby clothes.

This is the first time that we're going to take care of a baby. We're friends because we do have similarities like our lack of social skills, We're all an only child in our family and it's actually our first time to see a real baby!

Binihisan namin sya nang mga pink clothes, like pink socks, pink gloves, pink hat and pink pajamas then tinignan namin syang mabuti.

"Why does she looks so hideous! She looks like a pig!" nakasimangot na sabi ni Jerk habang buhat nya si baby.

"Cute little piggy" tuwang tuwa na sabi ni Maniac.

"She does have a resemblance to a pig but she's still cute~" sabi ko habang pinipisil ang chubby pinkish cheeks nya.

"Mag ama nga talaga! parehas na nakasimangot!" Flirt pointed out the obvious fact.

**JERK's POV**

Ibinalik ko na ulit sa basket cart si baby since I'm really bothered with her appearance.

Tss! Mukha syang baby pig!

Tuwang tuwa ang mga ninong nya kaya ang dami nilang binili na pink na damit nya. And I think she's going to be spoiled rotten.

Pinag titinginan kami nang mga tao kasi hirap na hirap silang buhatin yung mga binili nilang damit, milk, diapers and baby bottles habang nakahiga lang sa basket cart si baby. Bumili na din kami ng mineral water para safe ang iinumin ni baby.

I'm really confused to everything that is related to babysitting since I don't have any  background information about this.

During my younger years I didn't even attend any class aside from Advance technology research class.

This is my first time seeing a real baby since my parents never talked about this topic. And I don't even want to learn anything that is related to this since I thought it is useless for me to learn it.

Mayamaya pa ay umiyak ulit si baby..

"She's hungry! Bastard, prepare a milk for her!" utos ko at umupo naman kami sa gitna nang mall para mag timpla.

"Flirt paabot nang baby bottle!" seryosong utos ni Bastard.

"Dapat sakto lang ang dami nang water!" sabi ko then sobrang dahan dahan naming nilagyan nang water yung baby bottle.

"Anong next?" tanong ni Perv

"Wait, I'm still searching for the right information" seryosong sabi ni Maniac. Nag hintay kami hanggang mahanap na ni Maniac ang next step.

"3 scoops nang milk" seryosong sabi nya

"1.......2.......3" bilang naming lahat habang nag lalagay nang powdered milk. Seryoso kami sa pag timpla nang milk kasi baka hindi ito magustuhan ni baby.

"The last step is shake well" sabi ni Maniac. Tinignan namin sya while he's shaking the milk.

"Job well done!" tuwang tuwa na sigaw naming lima pagkatapos nyang i-shake yung milk. Malaking achievement na para sa amin ang makapag timpla nang milk since never pa naming ginawa ito.

"Mapapakain na natin si baby!" tuwang tuwa na sabi ni Perv at kaagad ko namang kinuha yung milk then isinubo ko ito kay baby and after that ay uminom na sya.

Tumayo na ulit kami at pumunta sa counter.

"Hi Sir, Ang cute naman nang baby nyo~" sabi nung cashier. Inilapag ko naman sa counter si baby.

"i-swipe mo na yung price ni baby kasi suot na nya yung damit at gamit na nya yung baby bottle" utos ko. What can I do eh nagamit na nya yung binili namin so may price na din dapat si baby!

"Damn it Jerk! Buhatin mo si baby! i-add na lang natin yung price nang nagamit ni baby!" natatarantang sabi ni Bastard, so binuhat ko ulit si baby.

"Bumigat ulit si baby" bulong ko.

"Jerk, Akin na muna si baby ipag-burp muna natin sya" sabi ni Perv then kinuha nya si baby. Tinitignan ko lang sila nang biglang nag vomit si baby!

"Fuck! What did you do to her? How dare you make her sick!" sigaw ko then susuntukin ko na sana si Perv kaso pinigilan ako ni Bastard.

"Natural nang mag susuka si baby! Nasa google yan and diba sinabi na natin na walang mag mumura!" Inis na sabi ni Bastard.

Kinuha ko naman si baby then nauna na akong pumunta sa car.

**BASTARD's POV**

After naming nakuha yung mga binili namin ay pumunta na kami sa car and pag sakay namin ay naabutan naming nakatulog na si Jerk at si baby naman ay nakahiga lang.

Expected na namin yan kasi madaling mapagod si Jerk.

"Ang cute cute ni baby~" tuwang tuwa na sabi ni Maniac habang buhat si baby.

"psktsrrrrrmfh~" sabi ni baby habang nakatingin kay Jerk.

Nag drive na din si Flirt papunta sa academy kasi may pasok kami ngayon.