THE BABYSITTERS

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Limang lalakeng ubod nang kayabangan.

Sagad na sagad ang kasungitan.

Umaapaw ang kayamanan.

Nasobrahan sa taas ang pride.

Total package na as an ideal man pag ang pag babasehan ay ang physical appearance but when it comes to their attitude then you better skip that part.

They were born on a wealthy family and they have been pampered like a prince.

They were used to a fancy lifestyle. At halos hindi sila nakikipag usap sa ibang tao.

Paano kung isang araw ay may mapulot silang sanggol?

Paano na ang college life nila kung dala nila lagi ang baby na iyon at silang lima ang magiging babysitter nito?

   **JERK's POV**

Nandito kami sa napaka simpleng bahay namin and as usal, napakatahimik namin. May kanya kanya kaming ginagawa para malibang ang sarili namin dahil wala pa naman kaming particular business na dapat gawin.

Lima kaming magkakaibigan at nakatira kami sa iisang bahay or more like our villa. Who care? If we want to go back to our own mansion then we can freely leave. It's not like we've been forcing each other to be in the same house.

We are a group of people that doesn't work most of the time since we already have enough money to last in our next seven lifetimes.

Let me introduce my friends first.

FLIRT Lorian is 18 years old and he is a mommy's boy. His parents just let him do whatever he wanted.

PERVERT Arenas is 19 years old and he prefers to stay with us than with his parents.

Jhon MANIAC, He's really smart but he rarely use his brain. I think it might as well turned rusty. He's 19 years old also.

Xavier seBASTARD is extremely talented but he thinks that it's too exhausting to use his talent. So he avoided using his talents and decided to just laze around and be untalented.

And I'm JERK Mendle, 18 years old and I don't know how to do anything without someone's help. What can I do? I basically grow up with a Butler and maids around me all the time. When I need something, I just tell it to them and I will surely get it.

Yeah, We are a group of friends which was basically useless and we have zero social skills. I think we might even faint if we get to talk to someone other than our self.

"Hey! Did you hear that?" tanong ni Perv at napatayo pa sya mula sa pagkakahiga nya sa sahig.

"It's a freaking cry of an infant, right?" tanong naman ni Flirt na bagong gising pa lang.

"Oh? I thought it's just my mind playing tricks on me. Parehas pala tayo nang naririnig. So, where is that baby?" tanong naman ni Maniac na napatigil pa sa pag susulat then napatayo kaming lahat.

"Crapt" bulong ko.

May nakakaalam na ba sa location nang villa namin? This place was in the middle of our private forest! We chose this place for us to avoid getting in contact with other people! This is our comfort zone!

"There's actually a stupid person who dared to invade our privacy!" Inis na sabi ko then lumakad ako palapit sa pinto at nang buksan ko yun ay napatitig lang ako sa nakita ko.

"What was that?" tanong nila then tumakbo sila palapit sa akin.

"A hideous thing!" inis na sabi ko then sisipain ko na sana yung baby kaso napigilan nila ako.

"Don't try to freaking kick that baby, Jerk!" sigaw nila. Sumimangot naman ako kasi kinuha nila ito at ipinasok nila ito.

"Who one earth would leave a baby just like this?" inis na sabi ni Bastard kaya sinamaan ko sya nang tingin.

"It's ugly that's why they're getting rid of it."
I pointed out.

"We will return this baby to her mother!" usal naman ni Maniac habang nakatitig duon sa baby.

Binuhat naman ni Flirt yung matabang baby at bigla namang may nalaglag na letter kaya pinulot ko ito at agad na binasa.

"Please take care of my baby. Don't give her to other. If I'm strong enough already then I'm going to get her back."

Tinitigan ko yung baby at sinamaan nang tingin.

She's so fat and her skin was white as snow. Now, she reminds me of a dumplings. And she even have an extremely curly hair. Like a noodles.

"Oh? natahimik si Jerk!" puna ni Flirt at tumawa pa sya.

"Let's just drop this baby in an orphanage. We don't even know how to take care of our selves so it's obvious that we couldn't take care of a baby either" sabi naman ni Bastard.

Para akong nabuhusan nang malamig na tubig nang may maalala ako.

"Oh no!" sigaw ko then tumakbo ako palabas. Those Autumn color of her eyes and curly hair are the same with her mother!

"Hey! What was your problem Jerk?" tanong ni Maniac.

"I'm fucked up! I might be the father of that baby" Nagpa-panic na sigaw ko. This can't be happening to me!

"WHAT?" sigaw naman nilang apat na halatang nagulat dahil sa sinabi ko.

"Paano nangyari yun?" tanong ni Perv.

"Oh, ahh.... well... you see..." Napakamot pa ako sa ulo ko "When we went out of our villa back then, I got seduced by a girl and she apparently stole my tadpoles. And now here's the mini version of me"

We rarely leave our villa but there's a time when we really need to attend once a month in our school.

It turns out that a particular popular girl seduced me so I brought her here and I  slept with her.

"Oh, and that girl was the popular cheerleader in our collage" dagdag ko pa.

"Tama si Bastard! We should really drop this baby on an orphanage! Her mother was a nasty slut. That girl sleeps with everything that has a third leg! I'm sure she's just using this baby to get your wealth" Nagpapanic na sabi ni Maniac kaya inagaw ko naman sa kanya si baby.

"At bakit mo ipapamigay si baby! Aalagaan natin sya!" sabi ko habang buhat si baby.

Actually, That girl was really a scheming slut. She added something on my drink and she seduced me that's why I touched her.

"Oh no, How could she plan something so nasty!" Flirt kicked the chair at lumapit sya sa akin to comfort me.

"She stole your innocence and your tadpole! I would kick her if I saw her again! How dare she taint you with her dirty Paws!"  Bastard was fuming mad and I think he would really strangle that girl if he would have a chance to do so.

"I told you! We're going to take care of this baby!" sigaw ko kaya natahimik sila.

Everything was an accident but it's not the baby's fault.

It's my fault for being too careless. I shouldn't have went to the school that time. If I stayed at our villa then I wouldn't have been tricked and seduced by that girl.