NOTE: SOME OF THESE CHARECTERS ARE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY LOOSELY BASED ON REAL PEOPLE. BUT VERY LOOSELY... THESE PEOPLE ARE VERY INTELLEGENT IRL

NOW I'LL LET YOU ENJOY THE STUPID STORY

The B-B-B-Bucket band had been bankrupt for some time. After the release of their first album, Goat, they did just about nothing, leaving them penniless...And nickeless...And dimeless. Bucket, Duck, Jamesy and Eric barely had enough money to buy ice cream for their supper.

One day Duck had a brilliant idea. "Hey Bucket!" he cries "I have a brilliant idea! Why don't we get our fame back so we can have money again!"

"Man that is a brilliant idea," Bucket replies "But how?"

"Um guys..." their manager says "You could just-" She is met with a chorus of shut ups. Their manager could be so stupid sometimes.

That night Bucket pondered what Duck had said. He wonders how they could get their fame back. He fell asleep thinking about his dilemma.

"Bucketttt... Bucketttttttttttttt..."

Bucket quickly opens his eyes. He's astonished to see two black cats calling his name.

"Who are you?!" He asks. " And how the heck are you talking?!"

"That's unimportant..." They say in unison. "We've come to tell you how to get back your fame."

"My fame!" Bucket jumps up "How?! How!?"

"Go into the forbidden forest. Talk with the witch who lives there. She will give you back your fame. If you can get there first! Beware the-"

Bucket wakes to feel Eric shaking him. It was all a dream?!

"Eric!" he yells "I know how to get back our fame!"

...

The forbidden forest. What a spooky place. The creepy trees were outlined against the suddenly dark sky. It was dead silent as if the forest was waiting...just waiting to eat the B-B-B-Bucket band.

"Guys...this is kinda scary..." Jamesy says.

"Oh lighten up Jamesy!" Bucket laughs "After this is all done we'll be rich and famous again."

With the thought of tons of ice cream in their heads they tromp into the forbidden forest.

The only thing breaking the silence is the sound of their feet rustling the fallen leaves. It's been hours since they entered the forest and they seem to be hopelessly lost. Finding the witch might be harder than they thought. Suddenly the quiet is broken by a horrible screech and the sound of leaves being trampled underfoot.

"What is that?" Duck asks, terrified.

"I dunno but I'm not waiting to find out!" Jamesy screams "RUN!!!!!"

The band doesn't wait. They run like cheetahs. As he runs Eric makes the horrible mistake of looking behind him.

What he saw next would give the B-B-B-Bucket band nightmares for years. (Stop reading if you're easily terrified, you'll probably pee your pants)

Running behind them are tiny rabbits. They seem sweet enough. But if you look closer you'll see their tiny, adorable, innocent mouths are filled with shark teeth.

"Umm guys," Eric yells "Unless we want to be B-B-B-Bucket band chow we better run faster!"

They run and run. They run until they're out of breath and their legs ache. Suddenly, as if it's a gift from god, a small log cabin appears.

"Hallelujah!!" Bucket wheezes.

A tall woman comes out of the cabin.

"Who are you?" Jamesy asks.

"Me?" she laughs "I am the witch of the forbidden forest. And you must be Bucket, Duck, Jamesy and Eric."

Their mouths fall open.

"How do you know us?" Duck asks.

"I have my ways." The witch replies.

"That's not creepy at all..." Eric says.

"So," she says, once they are comfortably seated around her warm fire "You guys want your fame back, eh?"

"Yes! Yes!!" Bucket cries "We'll do anything for it!"

"Good. I'll give ya'll a little deal." she cackles. "I'll give you fame if you guys work for me for twenty years."

"Twenty years is a long time..." Jamesy points out.

"Look!" the witch yells "Do you want fame or not?!"

"Okay!" Bucket yells.

"Bucket!" Duck screams "If we're gone for twenty years fame will mean nothing!"

"Ohhh." Bucket says "Never mind. We'll be going now..."

"Oh no you don't!" the witch yells "All deals are final!" With a crash and a cloud of smoke the B-B-B-Bucket band finds chains around their wrists.

"Aww man!" the band cries.

"Now," the witch yells "Go get me a cookie!"

"B-But what about fame?" Bucket asks.

"Oh yes..." she laughs "Eric, go get me the rabbit cage."

"That's weird." Bucket says.

"Why me?" Eric whines.

"GO GET THE DANG CAGE!" she screeches.

Eric scurries over to the cage and tries not to get his fingers bitten off.

"Ah good." she opens the door to the cage "come on out Fame."

"Fame is a man eating rabbit!?" Duck facepalms angrily "You have got to be kidding me!!"

"You guys were wayy to easy to trick! And now you have to be my slaves for twenty years!" the witch cackles.

"Aw man this sucks!" Jamesy yells.

...

"Man we have got to get out of here." The B-B-B-Bucket band had been working for the witch for twelve and a half minutes and they were already sick and tired of it.

"Yeah!" Duck agrees and he scrubs dishes encrusted with dirt and grime.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

"Eric! Go get that!" the witch yells, not getting her lazy butt off the couch.

"But I'm on my break!" he gripes.

"Eric," she says sternly " GO ANSWER THE DOOR!!!"

He jumps up and sprints to the door.

It's their manager "There you are! I've been looking for you idiots everywhere!"

"Manager!!" the band yells "There's a witch holding us captive!"

Suddenly they hear a scream "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGGGG!!!!!!!!!!" Some kid with a mullet runs out from behind the manager "IT'S THE B-B-B-BUCKET BAND!!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!"

"Hey bro!" Bucket high fives him.

"OMG WHY ARE YOU GUYS PRISONERS!?"

"Because of fame," Duck says, bitterly.

"NOBODY TAKES THE B-B-B-BUCKET BAND PRISONER (except for me) AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!!" The mullet kid pulls out a frying pan and soon the witch is laying on the floor, as asleep as the Hypnos cabin.

"Well...That was easy." Eric says.

"Yeah well we're still not free!" Duck yells.

With superhuman strength their biggest fan pulls off their chains.

"Nice," Bucket says "Thanks..."

"Greg," Greg, the mullet kid, says, shaking Bucket's hand.

"How'd you do that?!" Jamesy cries.

"You're the B-B-B-Bucket band. I'd do anything for you."

"What can we do to repay you?" Bucket asks.

...

The B-B-B-Bucket band took their manager's advice (for once) and recorded their second album, Cheese with a new member.

"Man this is the best moment of my life!" Greg yells "Being in the B-B-B-Bucket band is sooo amazing!"

And it was the best moment of all of their lives. They came out of their journey wiser and, more importantly, with an awesome new friend.

A/N: Andddd that's my story!! It's stupid I know. Hope you liked it. Tell me if you want more B-B-B-Bucket band crap.