nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks
The B-B-B-Bucket Band was practicing in peace at Greg's house when they heard a horrible shrieking noise.
"What is that horrible shrieking noise?" Bucket asks.
"Beats me" Jamesy shrugs.
"Let's go investigate!" Sean says.
And they run down the hallway. They stop in front of the kitchen where the shrieking noise is deafening.
They cover their ears and open the door to see something truly horrifying.
CASSIDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! singing Backseat serenade (By All Time Low)
Emilie and Emma are covering in the corner, their ears bleeding. "STOP PLEASE" they yell.
"Okay who invited them?" Duck asks over the horrifying noise.
"Um I invited Cassidy but I have no idea why they are here..." Greg says.
"Okay that's nice and all but CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!!!??!!!!" Eric yells.
Cassidy stops singing. Everyone starts to cry in relief.
"We are here to investigate that terrible noise" Emma says.
"You could hear it from your house?" Bucket asks.
"Yeah...." Emilie says "Cassidy's a realllllyyyyyy loud singer."
"Okay...I don't know why you guys are saying she's a bad singer...She's really good" Greg defends her.
"Aw thanks honey" Cassidy passionately kisses Greg.
"Ew get a room!!!" Emilie and emma yell in sync.
(She just hit me...Anywayss....)
"Yeah!" Bucket says "Can't we just get back to practicing?"
"Good idea" Sean says "I don't wanna see this PDA any longer"
"DRUGS NOT HUGS!!!!!!" Emilie and Emma chant and march around the room.
"Okay...."Eric says. "Let's go"
...
The next day the band was practicing at Bucket's house. Suddenly they heard a very not good squealing noise.
"Oh my gosh..." Jamesy groans "Tell me it's not..."
"Cassidy ." Greg finishes "I told her to wait in the car"
"Hooray" Sean says.
"We must stop this!" Bucket yells.
They run out to Greg's car (which is strange because I'm pretty sure he's not old enough to drive)
There sitting in the seat is Cassidy, singing Camisado.(Panic! At the Disco)
"Stop butchering that song!" Emma and Emilie say.
"Okay why are they here!?" Bucket asks.
"THEY'RE STALKERS!!!!!!!!" Greg shouts "THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!!
"Shut up, Greg", Emma and Emilie say.
"NEVER!!!!" and he runs back to his house (which is ten million miles away in Alaska. Don't take offense people living in Alaska.)
-the next day-
The band is peacefully practicing at Jamesy's house.
And...
You guessed it they heard a gruesome cackle.
"Cassidy..." Jamesy groans.
Jamesy stomps outside to Greg's car with a hanger.
Cassidy is singing A Little Less sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me (Fall Out Boy)
"I'm sick and tired of this!!!!" Jamesy screams and he well...he hangs her. (hahaha get it hanger, hangs her...I apologize.)
...
The 19 days 3 hours 28 minutes and 3.3 seconds Greg spent crying.
But suddenly he heard a horrible screeching noise.
"...Could it be?"
And there Cassidy singing Lovely (By Twenty One Pilots)
A/N:
yeah I kinda left you on a cliffhanger there...lol. Now I have something to write about next time. Sorry that I killed off a main character (not really)
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