We made this poem just now during a facebook conversation

Enjoy~

Space Whales

Eating Kale

Love to mail

But always fail

Because of kale

But one day

The letter J

Came to neigh "Hey"

Dale the whale

And the letter J

Both got mail

To meet at the bay

At the bay

The letter J would bray

Just like a donkey

Who's actually a monkey

"Kk"

Said the monkey

Like a donkey

Who was the letter J

But at the bay

With the whale and the J

Something never seen before

Had washed onto shore

T'was the opposite of a bore

What washed up on shore

It was something much more

It had been a cow

That was eating a shoe

The whale asked "How?"

For he had not knew

Dale the whale would be wearing a shoe

And a tu-tu

"Whales don't wear shoes!"

Said cow with a moo

But then the letter J

Said with a neigh

"Whales can wear shoes"

And told him the news

"I had no clue"

Said cow with a moo

Who was blue

Due to this news

"Well now you know"

And it started to snow

And the snow was cheese

Falling into the trees

"Oh jeez

I'm allergic to cheese!"

Said cow

"Ow"

"Oh noes"

Said the whale

Who wailed

Because his toes

Would freeze

From the cheeze

"Meese do like cheese"

Said the letter J

By the bay

Where the watermelons grow

Back to my home

I will not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Something about crazy watermelons

People call me Roseh, not Fazy Ellen

Frazy Ellen

Committed a felon

With a dog

Named Frog

Who lived in a bog

With lots of fog

And a guy named Nog

Who loved to jog

With a hog

Through a log

That he posted on his blog

bogfoghogjogsthroughlogswithnog.com

Nog liked his blog

That he wrote in fog

With this he met Dale the Space Whale

Space is cool

Just like ice

Both are nice

When you're in the pool

'Cause you're a fool

When you play pool

And water duel

A cool ghoul

With no other tool

Than a cat made out of wool

"Get out of the pool

You fool"

Screeched Dale the Whale

From the jail

With no one to bail

The sad whale

Out of the jail

Except for his cale

That he already ate

In front of his mate

After eating a date

Because it was his fate

To take the bait

On that date

When he turns eight

With the kale

From the mail

That was only to be his bale

To get out of jail free

So that he can go to the Yale

In the trees

And be freed

Unlike the trees

That housed Yale

And every wish

Of the fish

In the dish

That went swish swish

With the fish

In a dish

"I've been hit

I'm goin down

Avenge me"

"oh nooooooes"

The cow got hit by the cheese

And he fell to his knees

"FISH, the cheese

Hit the cow"

Said the professor of Yale

"Oh jeez

How?"

Said the fish

"Save the cow

Eat the cheese

You know how

Just don't sneeze"

The fish then bowed

To the cow

And ate the cheeze

Without a sneeze

So all was well

And very swell

For all those who fell

Into the amazing space

With a face

Of facouceness

So the letter J

And the squirrels from Yale

And the cow

And the Space Whale

And Nog

And the frog

And the professor of Yale

And Frazzled Elen

And the cool ghoul

And the hog

Lived happily ever after!!! ^w^