Yup, that's mah name. ☝

I turned 17 recently. And seriously, my birthday is NOT July 7. Where do you people get this information from? There's a reason I don't tell people these things!

Well, as you know, I'm a camper at Camp Half-Blood. Yes, there's a no phone policy. There's an exception if you don't tell anyone about it 😉. How I got a wifi reception? That's my secret.

I'm the son of Hephaestus and I come by many names:
Leo Valdez; Hero of Olympus, Commander Tool Belt, Admiral Leo, Captain of the Argo II, Hotstuff, the Super-Sized McShizzle and so on.

So, yeah, any questions?