What Would You Do If The Fate Of The World Were In The Hands Of...

...Tony Stark

Pepper: I'd probably freak out and sit clustered to the TV watching it all

Peter Parker: I'd have a panic attack but not because he can't handle it becauseTonyStarkcandoanything but because I don't want him to go.

Bruce: I'd probably try to help if I could

Steve: I... honestly don't know what I'd do

Loki: I would steal a spaceship to get off Midgard as soon as possible

Rhodes: I don't know but we're all doomed that's for sure

Clint: eat pizza

Pietro: protect Wanda

Wanda: try to help

Bucky: whatever Steve is doing

Sam: whatever Bucky is doing but better

Thor: I would aid Stark in his saving of Midgard!  

Vision: give advice from the sidelines, because if I helped then technically the fate of the world wouldn't be in just Tony Stark's hands but also in mine, so in fact this is a trick question and any answer including aiding Stark would be false, and any other answer would be [ERROR: MAX ANSWER LIMIT REACHED]

Natasha: In the light of Vision's answer I'd probably just make sure Clint's okay

Fury: hide any weapons of mass destruction that SHIELD owns

Tony: I would FREAK OUT but only on the inside so I still look cool

...Steve Rogers

Tony: I would laugh honestly

Bucky: pAniC

Sam: sit back and chill

Peggy: worry but only low-key and not visibly

Peter Parker: detention man can do anything if he has patience

Bruce: I don't think I'd hulk out but I'd be kinda worried and I'd still try to help

Loki: ...I'd still get a spaceship and get off Midgard, but I'd take my time

Clint: drink coffee

Pietro: ...protect Wanda

Wanda: I would probably worry a bit because it's the FATE OF THE WHOLE WORLD but then again it's also Steve Rogers so...

Coulson: try to record it and ask for his signature afterwards

Thor: I would aid Rogers in the saving of his planet!

Vision: same answer as last time

Natasha: help him because he's too innocent to save the world on his own

Steve: be deceptively calm while planning my funeral

...Natasha Romanov

Tony: sit back and watch the show

Steve: What Tony said

Bucky: help if I can

Sam: watch

Peter Parker: watch big spider kick ass

Bruce: Um... probably panic a little... but then I'll drink some tea and remember how badass she is and then I'll be fine.

Loki: ...get a spaceship and watch the battle from space

Clint: drink more coffee while reminiscing about Budapest.

Pietro: HiDe (with Wanda)

Wanda: hide with Pietro, apparently, but I don't think that's necessary. Nat can handle whatever the world throws at her. Except maybe Clint.

Thor: take a break and check up on Brunnehilde

Vision: attempt to socialize because Natasha doesn't need my advice

Natasha: kick ass

...Clint Barton

Tony: ... Imma be honest I'd be kind of worried.

Steve: I'm sure Clint can handle it, right?

Bucky: We're all doomed. But I'd still eat plums

Sam: Um make bad bird puns maybe?

Peter Parker: encourage him if he can hear me

Bruce: drink a lot of tea in an attempt to stay calm

Loki: I'd watch, he'll be fine

Pietro: *scoffs* I'll probably end up having to save him after he's gone and saved the world

Wanda: I don't know if I'd be able to watch, but I'm sure he can handle it.

Thor: I would watch the Hawk as he battled for Midgard, and aid where I can!

Vision: I do not know much about Barton, but I trust that if he is an Avenger we'll all be fine

Natasha: sit back and think about Budapest

Laura: relax because we'll be fine

Clint: drink approximately fifteen cups of coffee and then kick ass while on a caffeine overdose

...Thor Odinson

Tony: *shrugs* I'm sure he's had bigger responsibilities, being the heir to Asgard and whatnot

Steve: Well if the fate of the world is in his hands that means we don't have much of a choice, doesn't it?

Bucky: Who is this guy anyway? 

Sam: the alien guy? ehhh won't be the first time we'll be fine

Peter Parker: We'll be fine, Mr Thor can handle it

Bruce: refill my tea stock and lock myself up in the Hulk cell because everything is about be destroyed in one of those space battles Thor always ends up in.

Loki: grab a soda and watch my brother (by adoption) get annihilated

Pietro: watch I guess

Wanda: try to help, if I can't then lock myself up somewhere safe just in case.

Vision: give advice from the sidelines, hold the hammer for him if necessary

Natasha: mmm... probably worry a bit but I'll play a card game with Clint if he's available

Clint: drink coffee and play a card game with Nat

Jane Foster: panic a little

Darcy: scream (encouraging screams, of course)

Thor: SAVE MIDGARD

...Bruce Banner

Tony: Ummm I'd be a little worried for Bruce's safety but I'm sure he'll be fine

Steve: I'm going to be straight with you — I'm not sure if Dr Banner can handle that.

Bucky: laugh at Steve's gay puns because we'll be fine

Sam: worry (about Bucky's sanity)

Peter Parker: build a LEGO Death Star with Ned 'cuz Mr Banner's got this!

Loki: watch and be amused

Pietro: watch I suppose

Wanda: we're talking about the guy who helped to make Ultron and is the alter ego of the Hulk, am I right? I say we will all be fine.

Thor: I would attempt to aid Doctor Banner in his fight to defend Midgard!

Vision: advise Dr Banner where necessary but not help because... you know.

Natasha: prepare a lullaby

Clint: eat pizzzzza

Betty Ross: try to keep track of what's happening and hopefully help.

Bruce: try not to Hulk out straight away

...Peter Parker

Tony: Relax. The kid's got it covered. (while having a panic attack on the inside because whatifsomethinghappenstoPeterandargghhhh)

Steve: I'd worry for the kid, but Stark trusts him a lot, so...

Bucky: get popcorn and watch, trying to spot references if he makes any

Sam: a kid?!? what kind of question is that?!? why is he even in this!?! What? Spiderman? Ohhh... I guess I'll watch and be slightly concerned then.

Bruce: sit down and have a cup of tea. This kid is just as much a genius as his mentor.

Loki: count everybody who hurts him and hunt them down afterwards

Pietro: how many more of these are there?

Wanda: I would worry for him, but I know he is capable of great things

Vision: my files say he has superstrength and access to instant kill. He will be fine.

Thor: I would save the Spider Boy from the threats to Midgard

Natasha: I'd worry a little but he's Little Spider so he will be fine

Clint: Zzzzzzzzzzz

Shuri: finish any memes he shouts at the camera

Ned: be the man in the chair

MJ: laugh at him because he sucks at keeping a secret identity but still low-key worry but not visibly

Peter Parker: FrEaK OuT

...Loki Laufeyson

Tony: I'd be slightly concerned... but I mean, the guy can handle it if he actually tries

Steve: I just hope he doesn't betray us

Bucky: idk just relax and eat plums

Sam: FIRST A KID NOW A FREAKING SUPERVILLAIN? ARE YOU ALL OUT OF YOUR MINDS?!?!

Bruce: I mean... I'd worry a little... and I might freak out when I first find out... but other than that... he could definitely pull it off.

Pietro: areyoukiddingmeIwouldn'tmissthisfortheworld

Wanda: I'd watch. I love watching him fight, he's so casual with those daggers.

Vision: wait... Loki... the one that tried to take over New York? Why would he... you know what, nevermind

Thor: I would aid my brother in the saving of Midgard! He may have betrayed me before, but I can handle it.

Natasha: I mean... I'd be fine, because he knows if he betrays us I'll slit his throat.

Clint: Zzzzzzzztesseractzzzzzzscepterzzzzzz

Odin: *odinsleep*

Frigga: watch and see if he remembers to use that one protection spell

Loki: be absolutely awesome and wait as long as possible before saving the world just to keep everyone in suspense

...Wanda Maximoff

Tony: sit back and watch the master

Steve: Worry for her safety but I trust her

Bucky: watch her kick ass like a badass

Sam: steal Bucky's plums

Bruce: drink more tea

Pietro: freakoutbecauseWandaisputtingherselfindangerand itshouldnotbeheritshouldbemeorbetterstillthatstupidtoasterthatsupposedlylikeshersomuch

Vision: I would be concerned for her health, naturally, but I know she capable of handling it.

Thor: I would watch as Lady Maximoff battled whatever threat Midgard attempted to throw at her

Natasha: I'd watch and make sure everyone else watches too because they need to see how powerful Wanda is.

Clint: Zzzzzzzzizzzzguesszzizzzzshouldvezzzknockedzzzzzzzzz

Wanda: I'd be nervous but Pietro and Viz and everyone are counting on me so I'd do whatever needs to be done to save the world.

...Pietro Maximoff

*Wanda, Bruce, Loki, Thor, Tony, Steve, Bucky, Sam, Darcy, Jane, Coulson, Fury, Vision, Rhodes, Peter Parker, Shuri, MJ, Ned, Betty Ross, Odin, Frigga, Peggy and Natasha have left*

Clint: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pietro:...

Clint: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pietro: THE TOWER IS ON FIRE

Clint: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pietro: NATASHA IS TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT BUDAPEST!

Clint: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pietro: *rolls eyes* TONY IS DRINKING ALL THE COFFEE

Clint: Zzzz— wait, where'd everyone go?

Pietro: keep up old man I'm saving the world

Clint: what?

Pietro: *smirks* you did not see that coming?

Clint: ...seriously.

Pietro: yeah, seriously.

Clint: Alright, I didn't see that coming? Happy now?

Strange: *appears through portal*

Strange: *looks at papers scattered everywhere* uhm... what happened here?

Pietro: we held a small survey to see how everyone would react to the fate of the world being in the hands of one specific Avengers.

Clint: I think I fell asleep

Pietro: yeah you did, you didn't even wake up when Steve tripped over you on the way out.

Strange: And where is everyone now?

Pietro: went to go eat pizza

Clint: THERE'S PIZZA?!

Strange: That's not so strange, the odds of them eating pizza are actually extremely high considering the fact that you lot eat a disturbing amount of junk food.

Pietro: *shrugs* the majority of us have high metabolism anyway.

Strange: That... doesn't really make a difference.

Pietro: I thought you were a neurosurgeon, not a stomach expert.

Clint: Pizza makes me happy, laughter is the best medicine, therefore pizza is healthy.

Strange: ...

Pietro: you can't argue with that logic

Clint: *attempts to wade through the sea of papers towards the door*

Strange: *shakes head* was I in the survey too?

Clint: nope. At least, not while I was awake.

Pietro: no you weren't, but a bunch of the Avengers were left out actually. Bucky, Sam, Rhodes... none of them got their own survey.

Wade: well maybe if you ask the author nicely she'll write another chapter with surveys about them. I mean, some authors just don't want to bore their readers and will test if they like something before writing 5000 words about it.

Clint: is that a reference to Bucky's 5000-word Hunger Games fanfiction? because that was awesome.

Strange: *sighs* rip fourth wall

Pietro: what's a fourth wall

Wade, Strange & Clint: not important

Wade: *disappears*

Strange: *sighs again* well, how would you react if the fate of the world was in my hands?

Clint: I would go eat pizza

Strange: *rolls eyes*

Pietro: you're not special, he answered that to almost everyone

Strange: And you?

Pietro: hidebecausewe'realldoomed

Clint: *opens door* imma go eat pizza bye

Pietro: *zooms off*

Pietro *faintly in the distance* keep up old man!

Clint: *sighs* *jogs after Pietro*

Strange: *shakes head*

Cloak of Levitation: *rubs Strange's hair so it stands up straight*

Strange: *smiles* well at least one person appreciates me.

Strange: let's go get some pizza

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Thanks for all your votes & comments! I really appreciate it :D

~Evanlyn