Safety Regulations

To be obeyed at all times, unless you are Tony Stark.

1. No yeeting objects heavier than yourself.

And that means you too, Peter.

2. Don't eat pizza in the vents.

The crumbs get everywhere, Clint. It's not helping the ventilation.

3. Respect Tony Stark.

This Tower is like 88% his work (an argument can be made for 85). You stay here, you obey the rules.

4. The speed limit is 100mph. 

You go faster than that Speedy, and you'll start setting stuff on fire. You start setting stuff on fire, and I'll kick you out of the Tower.

5. If you break a door, you're replacing it.

I'm looking at you, supersoldiers. And Thor, you're going to need Earth money, not Asgardian coins.

6. No bringing anyone else here without giving a notice 3-hours beforehand.

This is a Tower, not a resort. And I'm not having any fangirls over again, last time was a mess.

7. —

Loki why did you have to erase this rule? I think it was important? I honestly can't remember.

8. NO ERASING RULES

Hah. Now there's a rule about not erasing rules. Although if someone just erases this rule... let's just not give anyone *glares at Loki* any ideas.

9. Rules

I was going to make a rule about there being no rules but that kind of defies the point doesn't it?

10. No flirting in the passages, kitchens, or other open areas

That means everyone except Pepper and I, of course. The rest of you; you have a room for a reason.

11. LANGUAGE!!

I just had to put that in here. Of course you can swear as much as you like, just not in the presence of minors. And if you teach Peter swear words I will hunt you down and you're going to seriously regret it.

12. TBA

Imma just leave the whiteboard marker here, I trust none of you will misuse this. JARVIS, make sure nobody adds any... *cough* contraband rules.

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I'll probably add more rules as I come up with them, I think I'll put new ones in bold. If I remember.

And if you guys have ideas for rules, feel free to comment them and I might add them :D

~Ev