"Hey Rogers, I like your shoes." 

"Why thank you Loki," Steve smiled, before he frowned suspiciously, "Wait a minute... why are you being nice?"

"Oh, I just like your shoes."

"Oh okay then. I like that you like my shoes."

"Well I like that you like that I like your shoes"

"Well I like that you like that I like that you like my shoes"

"JUST KIDDING! I despise your footwear."

"Well," Steve countered, "at least they don't look like THOR's shoes. Have you seen the size of those boots?"

"Mmm... You have a point," Loki admitted, "Mine are much better."

"Nice shoes Steve," Tony intervened, and Steve scowled at him.

"Shut up Tony."

"What was that for?" Tony frowned, "By the way, mine are better because they have built-in flight stabilizers."

"I don't need shoes to fly," Clint chipped in.

"But you need a Quinjet, Clint, and that's a lot bigger."

"I only need Mjölnir," Thor added, "which, by the way, none of you can even pick up."

"IT'S A TRICK! I know it is," Tony argued, "come on, we all know it is."

"Well prove it Stark."

"What are you guys even arguing about?" Natasha asked, strolling into the room with Wanda by her side.

"Stay out of this Natasha," Tony warned, "we're arguing about shoes."

"Ouch, dangerous topic. All your shoes look horrible."

"You know who has the worst shoes though?" Clint began.

"Clint..."

"Okay, I won't say anything Tasha."

"Seriously Nat? Now I'm gonna die of curiousity," Tony moaned.

"You'll die of palladium poisoning before THAT happens," Bruce rolled his eyes.

"TELL US CLINT."

"Fine. It's Vision."

"Well in my defense..." Vision began, but he was interrupted by Wanda.

"DON'T INSULT MY VIS!"

"Uh oh, rogue Wanda," Tony warned, "Where's speedy gonzales when you need him?"

"I think he's..." Clint began, but he was knocked off his feet by a blue blur before he could finish his sentence.

"What, you didn't see that coming?"

"Actually..."Clint began again, but appearantly this was not the day for finishing sentences.

"I think I'll just evacuate myself again..." Bruce mumbled, "I'm getting tacos."

"We'll come with you Bruce," Natasha agreed, dragging Wanda along, who was still glaring daggers at Clint.

"How about shwarma instead?" Tony inquired.

"Tony, do you even REMEMBER what happened the LAST time we went to get shwarma?" Steve raised his eyes to the ceiling.

"That time in Super Café?"

"No, that only ever happened in HISHE. I mean that time you stole Bruce's shwarma and ended up having to buy the store... or what was left of it."

"Oh... THAT time. Actually, I'd sort of purposefully forgot about that..."

"Yeah... so... tacos it is then," Bruce concluded, "who's coming?"

"Me."

"ME!"

"I'm in."

"I don't even eat."

"Ah come on Vis, it'll be fun!"

"No, just stay here Vision, I would not mind."

"Shut up brother."

"Oh hey Steve, nice shoes."

"Thanks Bucky."

"But... but..."

"Close your mouth Tony, you're catching flies."

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IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING...

It was unanimously agreed that Loki's shoes were the best. Anyone want to argue about that?