Okay so kind of came up with this as a joke, so ignore the improbabilities and impossibilities because I KNOW that there is practically no way he's disguised as Nebula, but just take the stupid chapter and run before I change my mind.

P.S. For Loki disguised as someone I'll put the person he's disguised as between apostrophes (so "Tony" if he's disguised as Tony).

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If Loki was disguised as...

...Scott Lang

"Scott": Hi, uhm, is anyone home?

"Scott": It's me, Ant-guy? I fought in your Civil War thing?

Steve: Is this an old message?

"Scott": you know, when you guys beat each other up without Thor and Bruce? I know you know what I'm talking about.

Natasha: That's the front door

"Scott": That's me, can you buzz me in? Please? Before I say something out of character and you change your minds?

...Tony Stark

"Tony": Hey Miss Potts. If you find this recording... don't feel bad about this. Part of the journey is the end. Just for the record, being adrift in space with zero hope of rescue is more fun when Thor's not there to always try and cheer you up.

"Tony": Food n water ran out... four days ago... oxygen'll run out tomorrow morning... which means I have about ten days before I actually die. When I drift off... I will dream about my Iron Man suits. Because I'll miss them, being Tony Stark.

"Tony": So um... if you find this... don't let Thor see it. He'll rip me apart and I'd prefer a peaceful funeral.

...Natasha Romanoff

"Natasha": *sees Clint*

"Natasha": and I thought you were psycho when I was controlling you. Wow was I wrong.

OR

Steve: is this an old message?

"Natasha": nope, that's the front door. Can I buzz 'm in, can I? *hovers hand over button* please? Can I press it? I really like this guy, he's completely useless in battle but he's funny.

Steve: *raises eyebrows*

Scott: Can you buzz me in?

Steve: Nat wai-

"Natasha": *hits button*

Steve: *sighs*

...Nebula

"Nebula": hey Stark, I'm leaving in the only escape pod. Wanna come?

Tony: There's only enough oxygen for one person in that thing.

"Nebula": Yeah... for one person for a month. But I know a star system about three days from here...

Tony: You should go Nebula.

"Nebula": You don't get it do you? YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO SELFLESS. By Jotunheim, you're almost making me feel guilty for faking my death again. You do realize this ship's thrusters are down, right? You can't steer towards anything. Just come, I'm sure the Grandmaster'll love you.

Tony: It's very kind of you Nebula, but you deserve a chance to live.

"Nebula": oh for Odin's sake I give up

"Nebula": *leaves*

"Nebula": *comes back*

"Nebula": *uses escape pod to push the ship into the general direction of Sakaar*

"Nebula": *leaves*

...Steve Rogers

Natasha: This is gonna work Steve.

"Steve": I know it is.

"Steve": Because I asked Strange and he looked into the future and said it is.

"Steve": *under his breath* and I double checked myself because I wouldn't trust that second-rate wizard further than his magic cloak can kick 'm.

"Steve": So yeah

Natasha: okayyyyy

"Steve": we'll be fine. While we wait, do you wanna hold a rousing discussion about truth? Honour? Patriotism?

"Steve": God bless America

Natasha: *moves away slowly*

...Clint Barton

"Clint": *internally* Imma scare Romanov to pieces *sniggers*

...Bruce Banner

Tbh he'd probably just be completely in character with Bruce except he wouldn't know about Brutasha XD.

...Thanos

"Thanos": *walks towards the Avengers with Viva La Vida by Coldplay playing in the background*

Steve: *frowns* I think I'm missing a reference here

Natasha: you and me both

Thor: *squints* wait a second... that dagger on his belt looks familiar...

Thor: *frowns*

Thor: *scratches head*

Thor: *shrugs* nope I've got nothing

Natasha: oh well... AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

Steve: a) I understood that reference

Steve: b) that was my line

Thor: I WILL AVENGE LOKI *runs forward with axe*

"Thanos": oh sh*t

Natasha: Steve he said a bad language word

"Thanos": *turns around slowly*

"Thanos": *runs*

Bruce: Okay so I have this out of control theory... what if Loki faked his death again?

Thor: no way, I was there when he died

Bruce: yeah but... no offence... you were there the last five times too

Thor: I tell you Banner, Loki is truly dead. Besides, we would've seen him by now if he wasn't.

Bruce: what if he's disguised himself?

Thor: *snorts* as who, Captain America?

Steve: seriously

Thor: he's done it before

Natasha: GUYS THANOS IS GETTING AWAY

Bruce: oh right sorry. my fault

"Thanos": *is gone*

Natasha: oh well. He'll be back.

Thor: *ominously sharpening axe*

Bruce: *shakes head* this sounds like it's going to end Romeo and Juliet-style

Natasha: ???

Bruce: You know, THor kills Thanos, who is actually Loki, to get revenge on Thanos - who is Loki - killing Loki and then Thor finds out that Thanos is Loki and then commits suicide. Something like that.

Steve: that makes no sense at all.

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Do you guys have an theories for Avengers: Endgame yet?

~Evanlyn