With the help of pizzadogrules

LAST TIME ON KATE & THE AVENGERS:

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"Yeah, I have some other stuff to do," Kate admitted, "but I'll see you all around sometime, no doubt about it."

Kate stood up, and began to walk towards the door.

"Don't forget Lucky!" Clint shouted.

Kate whistled, and Lucky jumped off his spot on the couch (he had been sitting on Loki's legs) and ran up to her.

"See you later, losers!" Kate shouted over her shoulder in a sing-song voice, and then she was gone.

There was a momentary silence.

"Can we get a dog?" Loki asked.

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PRESENT TIME

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[Hawkeye_#2  has been added to 'The Avengers Groupchat']

[Hawkeye_#2 is now online]

[Hawkeye_#1andonly is now online]

[Still_On_The_Right is now online]

[Stars_without_stripes is now online.]

[Bird_Eating_Spider_From_Budapest is now online]

[Megamind#2 is now online]

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Stars_Without_Stripes: Whoever changed our names fix them again you coward.

Hawkeye#1andonly: KATE!

Hawkeye#2: It wasn't me I would never name you Hawkeye #1 and me Hawkeye #2.

Hawkeye#1andonly: True... But you're the only person that's new in this chat.

Bird_Eating_Spider_From_Budapest: Clint we all know it was you. You used her new-ness as an excuse.

Hawkeye#1andonly: IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR!

Bird_Eating_Spider_From_Budapest: Riiiiiight... so who is who now?

Stars_Without_Stripes: I'm blaming Sam.

Still_On_The_Right: Oh hello Bucky.

Stars_Without_Stripes: Who said that? There's no-one here.

Still_On_The_Right: I'm sitting right next to you irl you loser.

Stars_Without_Stripes: Oh really? Then why can I do THIS?!?

Still_On_The_Right: What was that for?!?

Stars_Without_Stripes: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you were there.

Bird_Eating_Spider_From_Budapest: Quit it boys.

Hawkeye#1andonly: I found Nat.

Hawkeye#2: I'm Kate, for those of you that missed it.

Hawkeye#1andonly: Wait I'm an admin gimme a moment I'll change the names back.

Hawkeye#2: Yeah whatever.

Hawkeye#2: ...

Hawkeye#1andonly: guys I... I can't change it back.

Bird_Eating_Spider_From_Budapest: What's that supposed to mean?

Hawkeye#1andonly: I'm not an admin anymore. The only admins are... Well the first ones I come across are "Tony_Stank" and "Megamind#2".

Bird_Eating_Spider_From_Budapest: TONY STARK IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE!!!

Stars_Without_Stripes: I still blame Sam.

Still_On_The_Right: Oh just stop it Winter Snowldier.

Megamind#2: How did you even make that typo like seriously? The O and L are on the right side of the keyboard and the w is at the left?!?

Bird_Eating_Spider_From_Budapest: Plz change us back Bruce.

Megamind#2: Oh yeah sure.

[Stars_Without_Stripes is now Bucky]

[Still_On_The_Right is now Sam]

[Bird_Eating_Spider_From_Budapest is now Nat]

[Hawkeye#1andonly is now Clint]

[Hawkeye#2 is now Kate]

[Megamind#2 changed his name to Bruce]

[Bruce made Clint an admin]

Clint: That's better thnx Bruce.

Nat: Anywayyy...

Kate: What do you guys/gal wanna do?

Bruce: We could do a roleplay game or something.

Clint: yeah okay I'm Katniss.

Bruce: I'll be Loki.

Nat: OKaY whoa wait who said we were agreeing?

Clint: If you don't want to play you can just be yourself.

[Clint changed his name to Katniss]

[Bruce changed his name to Loki]

Bucky: whatevs I'll play i wanna be... let me think for a moment

Sam: Smaug? The Loch Ness Monster? The evil robot from that one movie?

Nat: Way to go on accuracy Sam, there's like a million movies with evil robots.

Bucky: Imma be a raccoon.

Sam: Oh nevermind this is even better.

Bucky: a raccoon that talks and likes machine guns.

Clint: Name? Cuz then I can change yours.

Bucky: Meh just make it Rocket Launcher or something.

[Bucky is now Rocket]

Rocket: Rocket Launcher, but whatever.

Sam: Omg Bucky's a raccoon someone call animal control.

Nat: Sam seriously give it up.

Kate: Nah I'd like to see where this goes.

Loki: can we change the topic

Nat: Sure bruce.

Katniss: At least play along nat.

Nat: fiiine. Say it again Bruce then I'll react more accurately.

Loki: It's Loki.

Nat: JUST DO IT.

Loki: Whoa relax Nat.

Loki: *clears throat* Can we please change the topic? I don't want to listen to this.

Nat: THEN LEaVE THe CHaTroOm LoKI!

Loki: That's.... not how it works.

Rocket: Wait that's not how the roleplay works or...?

Katniss: STOP BREAKING CHARACTER ROCKET.

Kate: Actually Tricky, that IS how it works. You leave, we talk about whatever we want.

Katniss: He's a god guys, cool it down a bit.

Kate: Okay but how is him being a god an excuse? Because he's not a god. He's only Jotun.

Loki: Would you like me to demonstrate my heritage?

Katniss:  No, we would not, thank you very much.

Sam: Anyway, why do we act like Thor's a god, but not Loki?

Kate: Have you seen Blondie's biceps?

Rocket: Ummm... yeah but if that's the measurement shouldn't Steve and I be gods too?

Nat: You're not from outer space.

Rocket: I could be an outer space raccoon, you never know.

Sam: And as Steve would say: There's only one god, and he doesn't dress like THAT. *gestures vaguely to Bucky and Loki*

Rocket: SHould i tAkE thAt As aN iNSuLT?!

Loki: idk would Loki take that as an insult?

Katniss: Come on, guys. Can we play nice for a little bit, please?

Kate: Why would we do that, Barton?

Katniss: Katniss, IT'S KATNISS EVERDEEN YOU IGNORANT CHILD!

Sam: Yeah, why would we?

Loki: Because blackmail.

Sam: ... *swears under his breath*

Rocket: Don't let Steve hear you.

Katniss: *sighs*

[Katniss has changed her name to Clint]

Clint: Can we behave like civil people, at least? I'd rather not have another war. 

Loki: AT LEAST? You should be glad I'm not spilling all YOUR dirty secrets. All the nonsensical blackmail you gave me when I asked for the Avengers' secrets is beyond ridiculous. And you and Nat in Budapest is a story I'd prefer to never hear again.

Nat: Wait, you told HIM about Budapest?

Clint: Whoa Bruce, how do you know this?

Loki: You told me back when you were under my control.

Rocket: What happened in Budapest?

Sam: What happened in Budapest?

Rocket: HEY!

Sam: HEY!!

Rocket: STOP COPYING ME!

Sam: STOP COPYING ME!

Nat: Okay what is going on here.

Loki: What? Am I too in character for you? :/

Clint: Give it up Loki, you can stop pretending to be Loki pretending to be Bruce.

Loki: What do you mean?

Nat: If Y= 2x + b and goes through point 0;8 then what is b?

Loki: What in Jotunheim's name..?!?

Clint: Hah lol I knew it.

Clint: The answer is 3 btw

Nat: No it's not.

Clint: Shush.

Kate: OKAY WTF IS HAPPENING!?!?

Nat: Loki is pretending to be Loki pretending to be Bruce.

Clint: Loki changed his name to Megamind#2 and then changed his name to Bruce when he changed all our names back and changed it to Loki when we did roleplay so he could roleplay himself.

[Loki changed his name to Loki]

Loki: Ok fine it's me. It would've been a lot more fun if the real bruce had joined the chat before you found out but you ruined it.

Nat: Now what was that about Budapest?

Clint: Nat, I had no choice. It wasn't even really me! I couldn't make any decisions, it was just the information in my head on display for him. And I'm not telling the others, for the record.

Rocket: Awwww

Sam: Awwww

Kate: Awwww

Rocket: STOP COPYING ME!

[Rocket is now Bucky]

Bucky: Awwww who did that?

Kate: We were talking about Budapest.

Loki: Ah yes, the good old days, where I got away with everything like a mischievous kitten gets away with breaking all the pottery.

Bucky: Lol yes I love that it's the best thing.

Clint: I guess that makes me and Kate the ones that spread out the shards a bit so they're harder to clean up.

Kate: Speak for yourself.

Sam: and Nat and I the ones vacuuming after Steve and Tony tried to clean the place up.

Nat: True dat.

Kate: What on Earth are you lot talking about.

Clint: Not important Kate, just metaphorical speech which would be extremely amusing if it were a literal basis, which I'm sure Loki could stimulate if he wanted. On a completely different note: how has Lucky been doing recently? Has he been behaving while I've been saving the world with the Avengers? 

Kate: You mean recruiting people for a fight on an airport parking lot? 

Clint: When Captain America asks for help, you don't turn him down. Besides, how am I supposed to get Pym Particles for my Pym Particle Arrow without connections to Ant-Man, and therefore Pym?

Kate: Well, I suppose Lucky's been good. He's loving L.A.

[Lucky is now online]

 Lucky: WOOF!

Clint: Who let Lucky onto the IPad?

Bucky: ehehehe

Loki: hey that's my laugh kindly refrain from using it

Sam: hey did you guys realize Bucky and Lucky are only one letter apart? That must be why Bucky loves Steve! Because Steve loves dogs!

Lucky: Stop it Sam.

Bucky: WOOF!

Clint: ...

Kate: ...

Loki: Ehehehe (seee?!?! my laugh!!!)

Nat: ...

Sam: ...Now can I call animal control?

Kate: XP I don't think they'd take him. They might take you and Clint though.

Clint: Hey! You're a bird, too.

Kate: oh, I wasn't talking about birds. 

Nat: OhhHHHhhHH, LokI geT soMe IcE for THaT bURNNNNNNN

Loki: Shut up spiderwoman.

Bucky: Wait Kate was them not taking me a compliment or an insult!?!?!

Sam: PLz don't answer him Kate, i wan't to watch him struggle.

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Sam: Kate? Kate where'd you go?

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Sam: Someone say something this isn't funny.

Loki: lol yes it is

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Sam: I TAKE IT BACK KATE SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST BREATHE AND DON'T DIE PLZ

Kate: Whoah, PTSD much?

Sam: Yeah well I could already imagine you going purple and urghhh.

Clint: she's already wearing purple, I don't think she needs to match her suit

Kate: No, but you might need to find one. You wear a t-shirt, Clint. With an arrow-ish shape on it. Seriously, no wonder your secret identity was ruined — you wear the same thing no matter what you're doing. 

Clint: Meh, it's not like any of the Avengers have much of a secret identity. Everyone knows Bruce is the Hulk except for Sakaar, Tony kind of announced that he was Iron Man at a press conference, Cap and Steve Rogers have always been one and the same, and Nat and Thor don't even have a "normal" identity.

Bucky: That's true I guess. 

Kate: Yeah, but you're also supposed to be a secret super agent? How does that work when everyone knows who you are and what you look like?

Clint: Well, uhm... It's not like anyone knows me properly except you. I mean, not until "the Avengers" anyway, and in case you hadn't noticed I got myself a suit for that.

Kate: And what a suit it was *sarcasm sign*

Nat: Bruce is coming.

Loki: ohhh guys plz don't say anything this'll be funny.

Bucky: ?!?!

[Loki changed his name to Bruce]

[Clint is now Hulk]

Hulk: HULK SMASH

Bruce: Ehehehe

Nat: You're both freaking psychopaths

[BruceB has entered the chat]

BruceB: do any of you know where Tony is?

Hulk: WITH SHURI AND SPIDER-BOY

BruceB: What the f*ck.

Bruce: Hey no swearing!

BruceB: Someone tell me that I'm dreaming.

Bucky: You mean nightmaring.

Sam: I wouldn't consider this a nightmare.

Bucky: Oh really? I would, because YOu'Re iN IT!

Hulk: FALCON BURNNNN!

Bruce: Someone help me...

Kate: I feel like the walls are caving in

[Shuri has joined the chat]

Shuri: Sometimes I feel like giving up

Kate: No medicine is strong enough

Shuri: Someone help me

Kate: I'm crawling in my skin

Shuri: Sometimes I feel like giving up

Kate: But I just can't...

[PeterP has joined the chat]

PeterP: IT ISN'T IN MY BLOOD

[PeterP has left the chat]

[Shuri has left the chat]

BruceB: You guys are insane.

Nat: Wait, was that Shawn Mendes?

Kate:  :)

[BruceB has left the chat]

[Bruce has changed his name to Clint]

[Hulk has changed his name to Loki]

Nat: You jerks

Loki: Oh come on Nat, it was just a prank.

Clint: Trust me, we could've done much worse.

Kate: K guys, as fun as this was I gotta go. Clint, are you coming with?

Loki: Nah I'm fine.

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Bucky: HAWKWARRRRRD

[Loki has changed his name to Clint]

[Clint has changed his name to Loki]

Loki & Clint: oops lol

Kate: *facepalm*

[Kate has left the chat]

Kate [Bishop] will (probably) return (maybe)