A/N - ik, ik, ik this is late

VERY laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

sorry, and sorry for how crappy it'll be, but here it is!! (i'll be writing a no way home special later today - going to cinema for the first time since 2018!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

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Steve: Merry Christmas everybody!!! 🎄🎁🎅

Phil Coulson: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE ACTUAL REAL LIFE AWESOME STEVEN ROGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phil Coulson: Oh and everyone else

Spidey: MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

Tony: Kid, it's not New Year yet.

Spidey: ik... it's just stuff we say, yk

Fury: happy xmas

Scott: FURY IT IS NOT HAPPY XMAS IT IS MERRY XMAS! OUTRAGEOUS!

Fury: honestly u should be glad ur hearing from me at all

Scott: Tru

Thor: MORTALS, WHAT IS THIS "CHRISTMAS" AND THIS "XMAS" YOU SPEAK OF?

Steve: 😱

Clint: 😱

Bruce: 😱

Tony: 😱

Natasha: 😱

Wanda: 😱

Spidey: 😱

Scott: 😱

Stephen: 😱

Fury: -_-

Loki: 😱

Bucky: 😱

Sam: 😱

Phil Coulson: 😱

Carol: 😱

Pepper: 😱

Hope: 😱

Vision: 😱

Quill: 😱

Gamora: 😱

Rocket: 😱

Nebula: 😱

Drax: Inserts the weird face everyone else is using.

Groot: I am Groot.

Thor: ...AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THIS "CHRISTMAS" OR "XMAS" IS?

Loki: Thor, we used to learn about it in O.R.S in Asgard.

Thor: WE DID?

Spidey: What's that?

Loki: Other Realms Studies. It's a lesson.

Spidey: Oooooooooooooooh- wait, you went to school?

Loki: No of course not. I'm totally uneducated.

Steve: So... Thor. Basically Christmas is a time, on the 25th of December every year, we celebrate the birth of Jesus, but for a lot of people, it's just an excuse to give presents and eat food.

Thor: OH, I UNDERSTAND NOW! BUT DON'T WE EAT FOOD EVERY DAY ANYWAY?

Scott: *splutters in laughter*

Steve: Er, yes, but it's an excuse to eat nicer food.

Thor: BUT ALL FOOD IS NICE

Scott: *splutters harder*

Loki: *joins Scott in the spluttering club*

Tony: *joins Scott and Loki*

Steve: Well... yes, of course all food is nice, Thor, but Christmas is a special time, when everyone meets and comes together, eats their nice food with their families, but they also give presents and sing songs and stuff.

Thor: I SEE

Thor: BUT DON'T WE ALWAYS EAT FOOD WITH OUR FAMILIES?

Scott: *starts official spluttering club with Loki and Tony*

Clint: *joins official spluttering club*

Bruce: *joins official spluttering club*

Natasha: *joins official spluttering club*

Wanda: *joins official spluttering club*

Spidey: *joins official spluttering club*

Stephen: *joins official spluttering club*

Bucky: *joins official spluttering club*

Sam: *joins official spluttering club*

Phil Coulson: *joins official spluttering club*

Carol: *joins official spluttering club*

Pepper: *joins official spluttering club*

Hope: *joins official spluttering club*

Vision: *joins official spluttering club*

Quill: *joins official spluttering club*

Gamora: *joins official spluttering club*

Rocket: *joins official spluttering club*

Nebula: *joins official spluttering club*

Drax: I am confused. Why is everyone joining a spluttering club? Is it a metaphor?

Groot: I am Groot.

Steve: I...

Thor: OK, I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT CHRISTMAS IS NOW. SO WHAT IS XMAS?

Steve: ...

Steve: Don't look at me. I'm outta here.

Drax: He can't look at you. You are not in the same room.

Steve: I'm going. Merry Christmas everyone.

Steve is offline

Tony: I honestly don't think I've ever laughed so much in my entire life.

Spidey: Same!

Loki: Same.

Scott: SAMEEEEE and we should TOTALLY rename this group chat The Official Spluttering Club.

Fury: No.

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: O_O

Loki: O_O

Thor: WOAH

Wanda: ...Groot-Speakers translate?

Rocket: I'd rather not.

Thor: I'M HONESTLY SO HURT RIGHT NOW HOW COULD YOU TREE

Groot: I am Groot.

Spidey: Everyone cheer up! It's Christmas! Come on, let's all meet up and celebrate! Or maybe I should come visit you all!

Tony: Great idea kid! Let's do this thing!

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A/N - Late, but merry xmas to all you readers out there!!!!!