Fury: AVENGERS! It's mission time

Sam: Ugh I wanted a lie in for a damn change :(

Tony: Same WHO WAKES UP AT 7AM ON A TUESDAY FFS

Steve: Language

Tony: STFU I DIDNT SAY THE ACTUAL WORD

Steve: LaNgUaGe

Fury: We need all the Avengers to assemble! We need all the help we can get!

Natasha: Calm down Fury

Clint: The star player has officially arrived :)

Wanda: We've been on missions ALL WEEK when do we get a break :(

Fury: Sorry Wanda, but you don't if ur an Avenger

Wanda: 😔

Scott: All week? But it's Tuesday...

Wanda: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Spidey: Will we be done before school? I don't think the chemistry teacher will be too pleased if I'm late...

Fury: You don't have to come kid

Spidey: ...

Spidey: but... i want to :(

Tony: SCHOOL

Spidey: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Loki: I don't have to because I'm not an Avenger :D

Sam: 😒

Stephen: 😒

Wanda: Don't rub it in.

Clint: What's the mission Fury?

Fury: Alien invasion. We suspect rogue skrulls. Somewhere in Australia.

Natasha: Why Australia?

Fury: I honestly have no clue

Tony: Just another day in the office then

Steve: Seems that way :(

Wanda: I've always wanted to go to Australia :)

Scott: Have you got some strange desire to be eaten by carnivorous spiders the size of lawnmowers?

Wanda: Um... no

Wanda: Suddenly I don't want to go :(

Sam: Lets go see kangaroos!!!!!!

Rhodey: And koalas!!!!!!

Fury: Reports say these aliens (not 100% sure if they are skrulls) have magic so we're gonna need you magic peeps!

Wanda: Oh. Guess I'm defo coming then :)

Stephen: That means me right? Woohoo.

Scott: Does that mean me? :D

Steve: Why would it mean you?

Loki: LOL I'll just watch it on the news :D

Loki: You lot have fun :)

Wanda: Shut up

Loki: :)

Fury: Loki... you can shapeshift right?

Loki: Rlly random question but yeah I can...

Fury: TBH that might come in useful.

Tony: Oh god... Fury can I speak to you in private for a minute?

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Tony and Fury's private chat

Tony: If this is going where I think it's going, it's the worst idea I have ever heard in my entire life and that's coming from me

Fury: I feel the same way but if you're anything like me you know it might actually be a benefit to the team... even if it means you have to put up with Loki's sarcasm 24/7

Tony: We are nothing alike. You're Frozone

Fury: Uh... wdym

Tony: Oh come on. We all know you voice act in your spare time

Fury: I-

Tony: And we do have to put up with him 24/7 anyway

Fury: Exactly. So what difference will it make? You might need him for this mission

Tony: Hm... so you're suggesting I actually... make it official?

Fury: I can't believe I'm saying this but... I am.

Tony: *sighs*

Tony: This is going to be interesting.

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The Avengers Group Chat 🦄

Loki: I'm rlly scared to think what they were talking about

Clint: Same

Stephen: So am I

Sam: Uh huh

Rhodey: yh...

Wanda: You're gonna die

Scott: Loving Wanda's answer

Fury: OK... Stark, deliver the news

Loki: ...news?

Tony: You are no longer an honourary Avenger Loki. You're officially an official member of the Avengers :)

Steve: .

Wanda: .

Stephen: .

Scott: .

Rhodey: .

Natasha: .

Clint: .

Sam: .

Loki: WTF

Loki: WTAF

Loki: So I have to come with you now? Dammit.

Tony: Uh... I expected a different reaction but yh. You have to come now.

Loki: >:(

Loki: Fiiiiiine I'll come bc I can't be bothered to argue with you

Tony: ... not that you've got a choice

Wanda: I was... not expecting that

Stephen: ^

Steve: ^

Scott: ^

Sam: ^

Natasha: ^

Rhodey: ^

Clint: ^

Tony: Fury talked me into it

Fury: Stark talked me into it

Natasha: ......

Natasha: Uh so what actually happened

Tony: Fury was about to say I should make him an Avenger because he'll be useful in the mission

Fury: Stark was about to say I should make him an Avenger because he'll be useful in the mission

Loki: Whatever happened, it's nice to know you only value me as a team member because of my powers and how useful I'll be in the mission. Thanks guys. It's appreciated. 😪😓

Tony: That... wasn't the only reason...

Scott: Heeyyyyyyyyyyyyy if Loki's an Avenger too that means our little magic group are all Avengers now :D

Fury: magic group...?

Scott: Yeah! Me Loki Stephen and Wanda

Loki: -_-

Stephen: -_-

Wanda: -_-

Fury: Whatever guys, let's just go to Australia

Scott: And get eaten by giant spiders!