Well, here comes chaos.
A/N - Can't believe I forgot to add this... within the first few lines I remembered I hadn't written a chapter with the many Peters! But here we go, and hopefully these updates will make up for my lack of updates :)
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Peter 1 added Peter 2
Peter 1 added Peter 3
Peter 1: OK, so, I'd like you all to meet... me and me!
Peter 3: Hello :)
Peter 2: Hi, Peter's band!!! :D
Tony: Wait... what do you mean, kid?
Peter 1: Well, you see, Mr Stark, the other day, I met two other versions of myself from other universes, and since their names are all Peter, we had to number us all. Hence the reason Loki hacked my username the other day, because I introduced him early to these lot.
Peter 2: Loki is basically my new best friend 😁 We get along great
Loki is online
Loki: Oh crap, I'm out
Loki is offline
Peter 2: ...
Tony: I mean, honestly, that's about as friendly as he gets.
Thor: THERE ARE THREE PETERS? THREE MEN OF SPIDERS?
Peter 3: OMG, you're from mythology, aren't you?! 🤯 Or do you just have the same name?
Peter 2: Mythology?
Peter 3: A bunch of myths about gods and stuff
Peter 2: Oh, thanks Peter :)
Peter 3: No problem Peter :)
Thor: I AM INDEED A GOD. NOW PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON PETER 1.
Peter 1: I did...
Stephen: ...Oh my god.
Tony: Strange, has this got something to do with you by any chance?
Peter 2: I believe twas his spell 🤔
Stephen: Yes. I bought them to this universe. By accident. Thanks to Peter.
Peter 3: It wasn't my fault 😭😭😭
Peter 2: OMG WAS I RIGHT???????
Peter 1: Yeah, oh well, that's behind us now
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A/N - Yeah, NWH happened, but no one forgot Peter because THAT ENDING OMG- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Honestly the whole timeline for this story is totally whack, don't overthink it (*is talking to self*)
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Tony: ...Right
Quill: Wait, there are MORE Peters now?
Peter 3: Hi, what's your name?
Quill: Peter
Peter 2: HANG ON THERES ANOTHER ONE OF US????????
Gamora: Please tell me there isn't another Peter
Peter 1: What's wrong with people called Peter?
Natasha: Bestie!!! It's been so long!!! 💖
Gamora: IKR bestie!! Hey!!! 💖
Clint: I shall never get over your friendship- HOLY SHIT THERE ARE THREE PETERS
Quill: Why do I feel so forgotten here?
Peter 3: Sorry other Peter :'(
Peter 2: You can be honourary Peter 4!!!!
Peter 1: I'll add you to the Peters group chat! It's reserved just for Peters (tho Loki was on it temporarily and then he left)
Quill: ...really, I'm OK
Loki is back online
Loki: Did someone call for a hacker? :)
Quill: No, no, we didn't.
Tony: DO NOT HACK
Loki hacked into the system
Loki: Hehe
Peter 4: I...
Peter 4: LOKI!!!
Tony: LOKI YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP HACKING INTO MY TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!
Natasha: You know he'll never stop, right?
Tony: Yeah 😖
Loki: No I won't :)
Peter 3: I think it's cool :D
Fury: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO THIS GROUP CHAT
Stephen: That is honestly a very good question.
Tony: I don't think anyone really knows.
Scott: I sure don't
Peter 2: Hell, I don't know. I just joined. What's weird about it?
Fury: THE FACT THERE'S THREE PETERS
Peter 4: No... I'm still here guys
Peter 2: I thought I was the only one... turns out I'm not as unique as I thought :'(
Peter 1: IKR? I mean, how many people get bitten by a radioactive spider in their life?
Peter 3: Three, apparently.
Peter 2: OMG WHAT IF THERES MORE OF US :O
Stephen: There will be.
Rhodey: I don't think I've been on this chat for a few months. It's even more crazy than I imagined.
Tony: How long have you been on here? Great to hear from you again, buddy! :D
Rhodey: Oh, I've been here all day catching up on my millions of missed messages.
Peter 1: SO I WASNT THE ONLY PERSON WAITING FOR A TEXT
Peter 3: I'm sorry, can we backtrack a bit here? HE SAID THERE WILL BE MORE OF US, FELLOW PETERS
Peter 4: I'm the only one like me :')
Peter 2: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Peter 2: WE NEED TO GET THEIR NUMBERS AND CREATE THE ULTIMATE SPIDERMAN GROUP CHAT WITH ALL YOU GUYS TOOOOOOOOOOO
Thor: THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA. I LOVE THE SPIDER CHILD LIKE MY OWN SON.
Tony: Oi, back off, Point Break.
Bucky: This sounds like a terrible idea. I'm going to go stab someone.
Loki: Have fun.
Peter 3: Why would stabbing someone be fun? 😨 That's so mean.
Bucky: ...
Bucky is offline
Stephen: I am going to make something quite clear. WE ARE NOT breaking the fabric of reality any more. I repeat: WE ARE NOT BREAKING THE FABRIC OF REALITY FOR THE SAKE OF A FUCKING GROUP CHAT
Wanda: .
Mobius added himself to the group chat
Mobius: Bit late for that.
Tony: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHO ARE YOU???? HOW DID YOU ADD YOURSELF TO THE GROUP CHAT???? WTF DO YOU MEAN TOO LATE??????
Mobius: I added myself because I learned from the self-proclaimed God of Hacking
Loki: Heyyyyy Mobius :) How are you enjoying the jet-skiing?
Mobius: It's great :)
Stephen: ...introductions?
Loki: Oh, guys, this is my best friend, Mobius. Mobius, these idiots are my not really friends the Avengers :)
Mobius: Hey
Thor: BROTHER, YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND? SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE FRIENDS?
Stephen: I thought... we were friends :(
Wanda: And so did I :'(
Scott: LOKI I FEEL REPLACED
Loki: You guys are... on a whole other level
Scott: THANK YOU OMG I FEEL SO GREAT NOWWWWW
Bucky is back online
Bucky: Hey, I thought we were stabbing buddies Loki :(
Loki: Ofc we are! We're friends, don't worry you four, it's the rest. Oh and you too Peter 1
Bucky: Oh :)
Bucky is offline
Mobius: Stabbing buddies? Loki I thought you agreed not to stab anyone anymore? Since it got boring?
Loki: Yeah... well... old habits die hard.
Tony: wth is happening
Peter 2: ^
Peter 3: ^
Peter 4: ^
Thor: ^
Natasha: ^
Clint: ^
Fury: ^
Rhodey: ^
Stephen: ^
Wanda: ^
Scott: ^
Mobius: I'm guessing you guys want answers?
Tony: Where did you get that impression?
Mobius: Well, it's kind of a long story. I don't even know mostly what happened. But basically... wait what year is it?
Stephen: How do you not know?
Mobius: Because I'm constantly going to different moments in time, I mean, don't get me started on the one time I took Loki to an apocalypse-
Loki: That was fun :D
Peter 2: OMG LIKE ZOMBIES?
Mobius: No, we went to Vesuvius in 79AD. Anyway-
Loki: Tell them about my salad theory.
Mobius: No, that theory never needs to be spoken about ever again. You still owe me some lunch after that.
Loki: Are you ever going to get over that?
Mobius: No! You ruined my salad with a salty Hulk!!!
Bruce: ...I'm sorry, I came on because I heard someone say Hulk and I'm confused why you're calling him salty
Loki: Because Hulk was being represented with salt
Stephen: I... think we're getting side-tracked
Mobius: Right, I'm a TVA agent and I work across time making sure the multiverse doesn't happen and basically thanks to multiple reasons it has so... yeah I chose that convenient moment to retire and just go jet-skiing everyday, which is a far easier life.
Stephen: So... what reasons does the multiverse have for starting?
Wanda: 😶
Peter 1: 😶
Peter 2: 😶
Peter 3: 😶
Loki: For once not me.
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A/N - I don't know where I'm going with this chapter btw. Lets just say, because I don't particularly like Sylvie, she didn't happen, and this is also original Loki who apparently knows Mobius now, and because of the many Peters (of which there are four of, by the way, in case Quill didn't make that clear) and Wanda (and Vision is apparently alive which I didn't think through)... OK the multiverse just happened OK? Cool.
Oh, and Stephen is the Sorcerer Supreme now, just so you know (sorry Wong)
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Mobius: So whoever the poor sucker who happens to be the Sorcerer Supreme is, poor dude's gonna have his work cut out.
Stephen: ...
Loki: You're busted Strange
Stephen: Shit I'm outta here
Stephen is offline
Mobius: ... Something I said?
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